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When the oba of Lagoon was sending yeebos to the lagoon, he did not know the yeebos will change it for the yobas ?

Be careful what you wish, it will come back to bite you.

My neighbour also hinted me he is on his way to the Lagoon. We have locked him inside till NPF comes around. Please be on the lookout and be your brothers and sisters keeper

Pls just give her a brief trial and sentence her jare, we are all in this Buhari shiit together, it is a criminal offense to attempt any form of escape.

This is serious, God have mercy

According to statistics women are more likely to attempt suicide while men are more likely to succeed.

chukwuibuipob:
after spending money lavishly on one owambe to another. wearing expensive lace to party, Spray on musicians, nah like display e dey 3nd.Which amu robas /bureau swindle u MA? Why waka where dem go see u grab?Nigerian get talent. wish her well

is this supposed to be a joke

What's with Nigerians and laughing at others in misery? Have you now lost your humanity and debased yourself to an animal that you feel no compassion or love to a fellow human being like yourself and a fellow Nigerian

PrettyCrystal:
"As you are seeing me like this, well dressed, you would think am living fine. But in my heart is a heavy burden. A burden of huge debt, disappointment from trusting people and abandoned by a son I love and bought a car for. I am a moving corpse".

Shortly after the report of Mrs. Abigael Ogunyinka who was rescued by fishermen in Lagos Lagoon early Friday morning, another woman was today prevented at about 11:25 a.m from leaping into the Lagoon by the operatives of the Rapid Response Squad of the Lagos state Police Command.

The lady, Taiwo Momoh, 58, a textile dealer in Lagos Island, had put off her shoes and was wrapping her dress around her when men of RRS 226 prevented her from jumping.

The lady, who lives in Lekki Lagos, disclosed that she was pushed to committing suicide in order to put an end to her constant sleeplessness and shame occasioned by her indebtedness to three Swiss textile dealers.

She noted that her problem started sometimes in 2015, when a Bureau De Change dealer carted away her N18.7 million she wanted to change to pay her foreign creditors.

She added that the creditors had given her Swiss textiles worth several millions of naira, noting that she has maintained good relationship with the creditors for more than 15 years.

Her condition she said became compounded when robbers invaded her shop in Lagos Island carting away most of the textiles that was left with her.

She emphasized that most of the time, she has been having sleepless nights and seeing the ghosts of the creditors whenever she was alone.

Momoh, a member of the Redeemed Christain Church of God disclosed that on several occasions she had attempted to see her Parish Pastor to identify with her problem and for the church to help her raise money to meet her Swiss Creditors in order to assure them that she would pay their money.

She noted that she was only allowed to see the second in command, which has yielded no fruits.

“Added to all these, my first son, whom I felt would stand by me and console me abandoned me. By the time I’m gone, maybe he would come around and inherit what is left.

I don’t want to use my debt and death to disturb anybody. I was in the shop this morning. I have looked everywhere and estimated what is there. I think, with my house, a bungalow, those I am leaving behind can still live comfortably. I want to go and meet God. This world is empty”, she stated.

“I won’t because I want to get rich join cult group. I go my way and I don’t socialize unnecessarily”, she concluded.

She added, “I was a Muslim, I have because of this problem been jumping from one faith to the other. The problem is too much for me to bear. I want to go back to God.

That is why I have dressed very simply. I am ready to meet HIM. If He cannot address my problem on earth, let me go back to Him.”

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/woman-rescued-from-jumping-into-lagos.html

So moslem.does not teach its people about patient, endurance and long suffering? What makes her think her problem is new to God or harder than God? Does she think she can put God under pressure? He says there is .No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it.(I Corinthian 10:13)..This is not about religion but knowing too well that God does not derive joy in our pains..He alone care..but wait and I say wait for certainly there is time for everything under the sun..and makes everything beautiful in its time..

Moral : Don't kill urself thinking I will hurt God for he is not moved and will always be God.. God bless and give us the grace to wait patiently on Him..Amen

This is the depression I talked about.


After recession follows depression.



APC!!!!!! CHAIN-JI!

chukwuibuipob:
after spending money lavishly on one owambe to another. wearing expensive lace to party, Spray on musicians, nah like display e dey 3nd.Which amu robas /bureau swindle u MA? Why waka where dem go see u grab?Nigerian get talent. wish her well

hahahahahahaha,, LOLZZZ like seriously Nigerian get too much talent.

Na this season those years Judas Iscariot jump inside river, so nah the season of jumping into river be this..

juman:
So nigeria can became bad like this.
Everything turned upside down.

Primarily nigeria became destroyed by military generals.
Buhari, ibb, abacha, obasanjo, jonathan etc.

This your grammar fit make person commit suicide sef!

Meanwhile, Jonathan no follow for military generals!

supergata:
i need just 2k to eat today and travel home tommorrow. This woman probably has 2k in her purse and she wants to kill herself.

Send me a pm i will help you somehow

this is why fraudsters also deserve the death penalty.

Papasmal:
When u were living in affluence and luxury u never contemplated suicide,

But when ur faith is about to be tested,u want to kill urself,You forget this life is 2face,time to laugh n time to cry.

Perhaps God is always with the patient if only u know.

stop judging. Enito kan lomo.you're seeing another persons own today, you don't know when yours will come.in this world there'll be trials and temptations. No one is immune from troubles of life whether rich or poor, so be careful judging others.

chukwuibuipob:
after spending money lavishly on one owambe to another. wearing expensive lace to party, Spray on musicians, nah like display e dey 3nd.Which amu robas /bureau swindle u MA? Why waka where dem go see u grab?Nigerian get talent. wish her well

ok we hear, but not another ipob tied to the stake and shot for drug trafficking in a foreign land.

Madam, Call On GOD And Be Patient, He Will Answer You

Sometimes, these happenstance might be linked to those who literally tells you 'to go jump into the lagoon' or 'go and hug a transformer'. Words are powerful. Hehehe

hardbody:
When the oba of Lagoon was sending yeebos to the lagoon, he did not know the yeebos will change it for the yobas ?

Be careful what you wish, it will come back to bite you.

My neighbour also hinted me he is on his way to the Lagoon. We have locked him inside till NPF comes around. Please be on the lookout and be your brothers and sisters keeper

this one nko? yeye ipob, head too flat to think deep . Dr. Oji Allwell Chiawolamoke

pls ooooo nairalanders hold me ooooooo i want to jump inside ikpoba river oooooo benin city oooooo. am owing some one 40k...

QuitNotice:
People wey wan jump jump without pulling shoes oo, or even arranging their clothes first, or dressing for the act.
Madaam talk true, no be person wey go pay your gbese you de fine? Somebory epp me wit dat dog pinshure

Hahahaha

Lordsocrates:
When you guys borrowed money to invest on ponzis no one heard, now go and pay back, you want to commit suicide, and some idiots will scream Buhari..

why did dey not comit suicide when it was 530 to a dollar ? why is it now that it is 370 to a dollar ?

you know why ? because get help worldwide has crashed..
#LeavePonzi dem no gree

Oloshi, na u crash am.

Policemen should be placed on that bridge and Buhari has to be alerted, I know he reads only the cartoon pages, but he needs to be informed that "Change" has rendered Nigerians suicidal.

This is not looking good, at all.

Lagoon is now trending...is it Dat u ppl want us to remember all d lagoons in lagos?

PrettyCrystal:
"As you are seeing me like this, well dressed, you would think am living fine. But in my heart is a heavy burden. A burden of huge debt, disappointment from trusting people and abandoned by a son I love and bought a car for. I am a moving corpse".

Shortly after the report of Mrs. Abigael Ogunyinka who was rescued by fishermen in Lagos Lagoon early Friday morning, another woman was today prevented at about 11:25 a.m from leaping into the Lagoon by the operatives of the Rapid Response Squad of the Lagos state Police Command.

The lady, Taiwo Momoh, 58, a textile dealer in Lagos Island, had put off her shoes and was wrapping her dress around her when men of RRS 226 prevented her from jumping.

The lady, who lives in Lekki Lagos, disclosed that she was pushed to committing suicide in order to put an end to her constant sleeplessness and shame occasioned by her indebtedness to three Swiss textile dealers.

She noted that her problem started sometimes in 2015, when a Bureau De Change dealer carted away her N18.7 million she wanted to change to pay her foreign creditors.

She added that the creditors had given her Swiss textiles worth several millions of naira, noting that she has maintained good relationship with the creditors for more than 15 years.

Her condition she said became compounded when robbers invaded her shop in Lagos Island carting away most of the textiles that was left with her.

She emphasized that most of the time, she has been having sleepless nights and seeing the ghosts of the creditors whenever she was alone.

Momoh, a member of the Redeemed Christain Church of God disclosed that on several occasions she had attempted to see her Parish Pastor to identify with her problem and for the church to help her raise money to meet her Swiss Creditors in order to assure them that she would pay their money.

She noted that she was only allowed to see the second in command, which has yielded no fruits.

“Added to all these, my first son, whom I felt would stand by me and console me abandoned me. By the time I’m gone, maybe he would come around and inherit what is left.

I don’t want to use my debt and death to disturb anybody. I was in the shop this morning. I have looked everywhere and estimated what is there. I think, with my house, a bungalow, those I am leaving behind can still live comfortably. I want to go and meet God. This world is empty”, she stated.

“I won’t because I want to get rich join cult group. I go my way and I don’t socialize unnecessarily”, she concluded.

She added, “I was a Muslim, I have because of this problem been jumping from one faith to the other. The problem is too much for me to bear. I want to go back to God.

That is why I have dressed very simply. I am ready to meet HIM. If He cannot address my problem on earth, let me go back to Him.”

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/woman-rescued-from-jumping-into-lagos.html

attempting suicide is the next big thing in town now
me I just day observe ni oooo

cremedelacreme:
*****Warning*****

Any Nigerian caught trying to commit suicide must be rescued and arrested. We are all in this economic crisis together. Nobody is going anywhere.

Sooooo funny!

Are they being paid to commit suicide? I no understand

To me she look like attention seeker. Very sharp woman. Tmao now, you will she her at Govnor office. Good plan.

PrettyCrystal:
"As you are seeing me like this, well dressed, you would think am living fine. But in my heart is a heavy burden. A burden of huge debt, disappointment from trusting people and abandoned by a son I love and bought a car for. I am a moving corpse".

Shortly after the report of Mrs. Abigael Ogunyinka who was rescued by fishermen in Lagos Lagoon early Friday morning, another woman was today prevented at about 11:25 a.m from leaping into the Lagoon by the operatives of the Rapid Response Squad of the Lagos state Police Command.

The lady, Taiwo Momoh, 58, a textile dealer in Lagos Island, had put off her shoes and was wrapping her dress around her when men of RRS 226 prevented her from jumping.

The lady, who lives in Lekki Lagos, disclosed that she was pushed to committing suicide in order to put an end to her constant sleeplessness and shame occasioned by her indebtedness to three Swiss textile dealers.

She noted that her problem started sometimes in 2015, when a Bureau De Change dealer carted away her N18.7 million she wanted to change to pay her foreign creditors.

She added that the creditors had given her Swiss textiles worth several millions of naira, noting that she has maintained good relationship with the creditors for more than 15 years.

Her condition she said became compounded when robbers invaded her shop in Lagos Island carting away most of the textiles that was left with her.

She emphasized that most of the time, she has been having sleepless nights and seeing the ghosts of the creditors whenever she was alone.

Momoh, a member of the Redeemed Christain Church of God disclosed that on several occasions she had attempted to see her Parish Pastor to identify with her problem and for the church to help her raise money to meet her Swiss Creditors in order to assure them that she would pay their money.

She noted that she was only allowed to see the second in command, which has yielded no fruits.

“Added to all these, my first son, whom I felt would stand by me and console me abandoned me. By the time I’m gone, maybe he would come around and inherit what is left.

I don’t want to use my debt and death to disturb anybody. I was in the shop this morning. I have looked everywhere and estimated what is there. I think, with my house, a bungalow, those I am leaving behind can still live comfortably. I want to go and meet God. This world is empty”, she stated.

“I won’t because I want to get rich join cult group. I go my way and I don’t socialize unnecessarily”, she concluded.

She added, “I was a Muslim, I have because of this problem been jumping from one faith to the other. The problem is too much for me to bear. I want to go back to God.

That is why I have dressed very simply. I am ready to meet HIM. If He cannot address my problem on earth, let me go back to Him.”

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/woman-rescued-from-jumping-into-lagos.html

This world is empty.

But the Good Lord will restore you ma.

You have been given another chance to experience Him in His glory.

bettercreature:
Send me a pm i will help you somehow

Me self i never chop for d past 3days mk i dm u my acct details.

Legally, your next of kin doesn't just inherrit your financial accounts, but also your debts. So by committing suicide, you are putting someone else in a state of misery. Someone you love.

just tot y'all should know, incase you're thinking of suicide

I think FG needs to fence the 3rd Mainland bridge round.....Sarcasm!

Abi naa those who Oba Akiolu swear for that time, wey novote for Ambo they jump in one by one ni Na questn ooooo.

PrettyCrystal:
"As you are seeing me like this, well dressed, you would think am living fine. But in my heart is a heavy burden. A burden of huge debt, disappointment from trusting people and abandoned by a son I love and bought a car for. I am a moving corpse".

Shortly after the report of Mrs. Abigael Ogunyinka who was rescued by fishermen in Lagos Lagoon early Friday morning, another woman was today prevented at about 11:25 a.m from leaping into the Lagoon by the operatives of the Rapid Response Squad of the Lagos state Police Command.

The lady, Taiwo Momoh, 58, a textile dealer in Lagos Island, had put off her shoes and was wrapping her dress around her when men of RRS 226 prevented her from jumping.

The lady, who lives in Lekki Lagos, disclosed that she was pushed to committing suicide in order to put an end to her constant sleeplessness and shame occasioned by her indebtedness to three Swiss textile dealers.

She noted that her problem started sometimes in 2015, when a Bureau De Change dealer carted away her N18.7 million she wanted to change to pay her foreign creditors.

She added that the creditors had given her Swiss textiles worth several millions of naira, noting that she has maintained good relationship with the creditors for more than 15 years.

Her condition she said became compounded when robbers invaded her shop in Lagos Island carting away most of the textiles that was left with her.

She emphasized that most of the time, she has been having sleepless nights and seeing the ghosts of the creditors whenever she was alone.

Momoh, a member of the Redeemed Christain Church of God disclosed that on several occasions she had attempted to see her Parish Pastor to identify with her problem and for the church to help her raise money to meet her Swiss Creditors in order to assure them that she would pay their money.

She noted that she was only allowed to see the second in command, which has yielded no fruits.

“Added to all these, my first son, whom I felt would stand by me and console me abandoned me. By the time I’m gone, maybe he would come around and inherit what is left.

I don’t want to use my debt and death to disturb anybody. I was in the shop this morning. I have looked everywhere and estimated what is there. I think, with my house, a bungalow, those I am leaving behind can still live comfortably. I want to go and meet God. This world is empty”, she stated.

“I won’t because I want to get rich join cult group. I go my way and I don’t socialize unnecessarily”, she concluded.

She added, “I was a Muslim, I have because of this problem been jumping from one faith to the other. The problem is too much for me to bear. I want to go back to God.

That is why I have dressed very simply. I am ready to meet HIM. If He cannot address my problem on earth, let me go back to Him.”

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/woman-rescued-from-jumping-into-lagos.html

cremedelacreme:
*****Warning*****

Any Nigerian caught trying to commit suicide must be rescued and arrested. We are all in this economic crisis together. Nobody is going anywhere.

to think say na them cause am