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A saw a friend request of a guy on facebook which I accepted in 2015. Since that time, he has being disturbing me. I see nothing wrong in making friends cos we can talk of who can be of an help in future. We have been friends now for like 2yrs. He stays in Benue, while I reside in PH. He got my number them through my profile and since them he has being calling me. Times without number he has proposed his love to me, but I told him I don't date people online. Not too long I told him an engage and that he shud stop disturbing me with his call. But he tot I was joking. All he was asking me is just that he want to see me. Ok, since that what he want no wahala, I got my man informed and he said no problem.
To my surprise, he call me yesterday that he is now in town (PH) all because of me. What a surprise, so I fixed a spot were will can meet and he agreed. But to his greatest surprise, he saw me in dis form and he fainted/collapse.

He still@the Hospital taking drip
What can I do, he's on the sick bed
Mind you, he knows nobody here and I know non of his relative too.

Is this a joke?.

dry joke

Am much serious
Not a story/joke

Pix of your Baby Bump and a pix of him or you know the rest

habby51:
Am much serious
Not a story/joke

Why didn't you tell him not to come because you are already pregnant for your man or you have other plans?

sister this is unfair ooooooooo lol

Fadamant:
Why didn't you tell him not to come because you are already pregnant for your man or you have other plans?

Do I need to
Since he insist on just 2 see me

habby51:
Do I need to
Since he insist on just 2 see me

Yes, you needed to, sis. Obviously you were not ready to meet him. His coming could as well complicate things between you and your man.

And if I may ask, who is taking care of him at the hospital now?

Trolls... Trolls everywhere....

So habby51, you are pregnant

Your English sef fit make person go into coma...wish you safe delivery tho.

deathstroke:
So habby51, you are pregnant

Is it a crime?

habby51:
Is it a crime?

not really, was tripping for you

deathstroke:
not really, was tripping for you

Lolz
Baddest
Common ur eyes oooo
Na anoda man's load

habby51:
Lolz
Baddest
Common ur eyes oooo
Na anoda man's load

So na the reason, you just dey sideline me ba?
Issokay

This is super story

deathstroke:
So na the reason, you just dey sideline me ba?
Issokay

Why I no go?
See ur name now

habby51:
Why I no go?
See ur name now

Na comic movie character , so na my name cause am.
I don suffer.
Make I try again ?

habby51:
A saw a friend request of a guy on facebook which I accepted in 2015. Since that time, he has being disturbing me. I see nothing wrong in making friends cos we can talk of who can be of an help in future. We have been friends now for like 2yrs. He stays in Benue, while I reside in PH. He got my number them through my profile and since them he has being calling me. Times without number he has proposed his love to me, but I told him I don't date people online. Not too long I told him an engage and that he shud stop disturbing me with his call. But he tot I was joking. All he was asking me is just that he want to see me. Ok, since that what he want no wahala, I got my man informed and he said no problem.
To my surprise, he call me yesterday that he is now in town (PH) all because of me. What a surprise, so I fixed a spot were will can meet and he agreed. But to his greatest surprise, he saw me in dis form and he fainted/collapse.

He still@the Hospital taking drip
What can I do, he's on the sick bed
Mind you, he knows nobody here and I know non of his relative too.

DRY JOKE

which part of dey story was suppose to be funny, help needed?