This issue that made rounds this morning about the girl that paid a guy back after he took her out on a date made me come up with a list on types of guys women NEED to avoid. Dem team bad decision girls need to read and digest this!!!

1. Mr Cheap Guy: This guy always subtly suggests a cheaper option even on a first date. He will hint to you that a wife-material is supposed to be prudent. Every time you order burger/hotdog instead of asking him to give you the money to cook Egusi Soup, he will judge you… Always feels you need to be grateful for money he spends, always on a tight budget. My dear, you will most likely hear him say such things as “N2,500 for a plate of rice, that can buy a kilo of chicken and 5 Dericas of Rice”. You better Run. E.g @pabloayodeji. (Dude that was trending this morning)

2. Mr. Omo Mummy: This guy calls his mum at least twice a day and she takes important decisions for him, like when he should change his boxers. This guy loves his mum and he shows it to the world… every word from her is a quotable and you will be blessed regularly by it. His favourite song is Olamide’s “Mummy oh oh oh, wa pe laye” which he sings with his hands held high and eyes closed. You will hear him say things like “Any woman I marry will have to go on 6 months cooking training with my mum” …Your life is in her hands. E.g Clarence Peters, Wizkid

3. Mr Player: High flyer, smooth talker, killer physique, go getter, fast riser in his chosen career…I can go on and onnnn. This dude is a catch, the problem is, he knows it. He is the farm tool called ‘hoe’ because he digs his tool in random dirt. There is a different woman for every day of the week that ends with –day. He is likely to say “You are my Number One baby”, problem is… number 1 out of how many others Girrrrlllll… E.g Most Nigerian Male celebs.

4. Mr Pepper Dem: Good Lawd! This dude is the epitome of Foine (Foine is Fine raised to the power 100). Go on a date with this guy and you will need to wear iron panties, so you don’t give it all up too soon. But then this guy speaks… and he looks like a cake of No Future Ambition with a cherry called Stupid on top. The only thing dude has going for him apart from his gorgeousness, is his prowess in the sheets, you’ll speak foreign tongues when he handles you, and many a woman have become prisoners for this reason. He is likely to say, “I am a professional back-up dancer”, at 40 years. E.g Jim Iyke (in some movies) and Hanks Anuku (in ALL his movie roles, just take away the fake accent and weed).

5. Mr Baddosky: He makes Terry G look like a Chioma Jesus. Very adventurous, never a dull moment with him, he has crazy swags too. Push his wrong button and you’re history. But his carriage is a turn on to many a foolish woman. You will likely hear him say “Let’s go club at Cave Cubana in Wuse tonight”, and you are in Lagos and its past 3pm already. E.g Majid Michel

6. Mr Delusional: This kind of guy has the finest guys in the area as his friends, small problem is he is NOT. He carries himself like one of the fine boys and he is on your case telling you about all the qualities a girl must have before he can bless her with a relationship. Girls with little or no self-esteem are the ones that he successfully traps. Run fo yo laif! You will hear him say “I need a babe that will tend to my needs, with a foreign degree, a good job, be a good Christian and must have a big behind” Good luck meeting those criteria. E.g Uche Maduagwu

7. Mr. Baby Daddy fo-life: You better don’t hold your breath when waiting for this dude to propose. So what if you both have been together 10 years and have two kids….and so He is all you want in a man. He has a well-paying job, he is romantic, funny, sensitive and on top of all that, your family love him. Sad. He is likely to say “Hi, please meet my sweet, loving, caring and delectable Baby Mama”. E.g Olamide, Davido.

8. Mr. Pretty Boy: Always well groomed. In fact, he takes his bath morning and evening(which is good), uses his facial cleanser and then moisturizes before he sleeps. He will judge you if you do rub and shine before you sleep or even if you have been rocking chipped nails. You better be careful of him because, we live in perilious times, and his sexuality might be questioned sometimes. E.g Uti.

So what do you think


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Explicitly written .. but Im that no. 8 kinda guy and straighter than parallel parking puhlease... Good hygiene is never an indication one is a facking gay!

Da fuq !!!!

1 to 8 u will find atleast one in all men ....and i tot some pple don wise up for 21st century

Any lady wey never mess for your presence run far away.....

They will make life miserable for you.





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Stupid fiucking shit_

I belong to one out of the 8
and girls still dey beg me make i take them out,only say i no come get moni

seriously I don't belong to any of those aforementioned category

Well i can relate with some of them sha

I used to be with a pretty boy kinda dude, I ran away when he was always asking for anaI. Lol. His manicure and pedicure game was on point...too on point when I think of it.

Samsimple:
1 to 8 u will find atleast one in all men ....and i tot some pple don wise up for 21st century

Not true dude...so not true. Good men abound sir!