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| Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Xsem(op): 9:42am On Apr 10, 2017*. Modified: 4:47pm On Apr 12, 2017 |
Just this morning I woke up and was very bored since this change govt has rendered most of my activities futile.As I was sitting on the veranda gazing at passersby,there before my eyes this angel with all required feminine structure was passing by.Naso I say walahi that this fish will not pass me today! I revised the potent strategies given to me by harddon.I rushed up-to her and asked after her name,she said it was Vanessa and I told her mine is Xsem. As words turned to sentences our discussion went this way Girl:So how do you think you can take care of me Me:I have 18million Naira in my access bank account and that is superfulous Girl :Hmm!I suspect lies but I need a guy that has talento Me:I can sing very well lke a force in the air Girl :But I wear pinkjacket and you have aversion for it Me: No! Eventhough you ain't as beautiful as queensuccubus but I will take your bumbae1 like backside into consideration. Girl:Ok I need a first class graduate  Me:Hehe,just ask around I didn't graduate with 3rd class like coolestChris but a smashing Biafranbushboy first class  Girl :Wow! OK I need a good teacher Me:Bae just ask around,people call me sinz or splinz Girl :I hope you can advice well Me:Yeep!even better than elder lefulefu Girl :Can you satisfy me in the other room! Me:why not,just ask flexherbal  Girl :But am a Christian.I want no atheist Me:Bae if you love me I will stop being atheist like Johnnydon22 and turn into a staunch Christian like felixomor Girl:I see you ain't giving up Me:Am as steady as sarrki Girl:Hope you won't later delete me from your heart Me:Bae ask around am no mynd44 Girl :I am from anambra,hope you respect my culture Me:Am no lalasticlala, so I won't be deleterious to your snakes  Girl :But you ain't handsome nah Me:But am better than hungerbaD  Bae:Hmm.I already like you but one more thing Me:And that is? Bae:Hope you don't do ponzi Me:Bae my other name is sgtponzihater and I have more money than ymodulus and finalboss together Bae:You are too much Me:Thanks.So what do you say? Bae:Hmm!i will reply you but when I return from jamb lesson Me:Ok am waiting ; So please guys in the house will this bae agree to my proposal.If she refuses nah Lagos lagoon I dey go so 6 Likes
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| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Nobody: 9:45am On Apr 10, 2017 |
Ode . 2 Likes |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Topestbilly(m): 9:48am On Apr 10, 2017 |
Result of unemployment... Buhari do something abegi na, b4 more pipu enta market 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by sarrki(m): 9:51am On Apr 10, 2017 |
ToriBlue:Make e no be what I was thinking of ooooo |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by ikp120(m): 9:52am On Apr 10, 2017 |
Hehehehe @18 million in my access bank account 18 million for the account o. LMAO Jude my nigga 2 Likes
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| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by sarrki(m): 9:53am On Apr 10, 2017 |
Topestbilly: Make I jolly small here before I move to my section I now realized every section is sweet on nairaland 1 Like |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Kingkyle1(m): 9:53am On Apr 10, 2017 |
Superb op but in all...
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| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by FelixFelicis(m): 10:12am On Apr 10, 2017 |
See as he jam Jude 1 Like |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Xsem(op): 11:48am On Apr 10, 2017 |
ToriBlue:which one be ode here? |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by tee59(f): 11:56am On Apr 10, 2017 |
D most dumpest and senseless post by an idiot op. |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by BiafranBushBoy: 11:58am On Apr 10, 2017 |
Nice line Op. Who first class EPP?  |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Xsem(op): 12:02pm On Apr 10, 2017 |
BiafranBushBoy:the thing dey Epp small oga. At least your hustle load done reduce. Thanks for the comments |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Xsem(op): 12:05pm On Apr 10, 2017 |
tee59:Werrin I do you nah |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by BiafranBushBoy: 12:16pm On Apr 10, 2017 |
Xsem: ... sure guy! |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by SINZ: 2:50pm On Apr 10, 2017 |
LOL! Creativity.. nice one @OP. 1 Like |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Nobody: 6:15pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
Xsem:nice nursery ryhme |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Xsem(op): 8:15pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
lefulefu: |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Xsem(op): 8:16pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
lefulefu:Thank you anyway 1 Like
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| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by dacblogger: 8:39pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
You tried... |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Xsem(op): 9:03pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
dacblogger: |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by QueenSuccubus(f): 5:34am On Apr 12, 2017 |
SINZ:The OP got a taste.. Hahahahahahah....the story was funny but some raggedyazz biitches got no chill coz they were not mentioned in the story 2 Likes |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by SINZ: 9:00am On Apr 12, 2017 |
QueenSuccubus:These same set of people will claim that they don't take nairaland seriously. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Kingkyle1(m): 9:25am On Apr 12, 2017 |
tee59:... *Dumpest?  |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Cope1(m): 11:05am On Apr 12, 2017 |
Op am tempted to ask if you are Reuben Abati. Nyc write up bro |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Xsem(op): 11:21am On Apr 12, 2017 |
Cope1: Thanks by the way R.A be my other name |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Cope1(m): 11:50am On Apr 12, 2017 |
Xsem:Thought as much |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Raydans: 1:06pm On Apr 12, 2017 |
ToriBlue:You and this your black laps  |
| Re: Please Will She Say 'YES'!!!! I Proposed To Her Today by Splinz(m): 7:59pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Quite an entertaining piece. Op please give us some more.  1 Like |
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