7 Ways Poor Guys Survive Without A Girlfriend



1. Alcohol

They console themselves with cheap alcoholic drinks like Sepe and Paraga and are always seen at various weed joints. Little do they know that drinking alcohol doesn’t relieve them of their misery but adds more to it cos they become seriously Hot as soon as they get high on liquor. In order to cure the urge, they get led to the below place.

2. Ashewo house

Patronizing cheap Oloshos is their hobby. They don’t mind the stretch marks and bleached skin of the prostitutes. They can’t mind cos they get drunk and too high to notice such blemishes. If you are a girl reading this, Pls try to date a poor guy so as to help reduce the rate at which boys visit cheap brothels. Abeg, dump your rich boyfriend now and go look for a broke boy to epp. You will be rewarded.

3. Toast Ugly girls

The guys that do this have totally written themselves off. Why would a very handsome guy chose to chase after a girl way below his standard? It’s all because the girls he truly has taste for are too demanding and expensive that’s why he settles for less. They don’t mind dating a house help or a dirty stark illiterate so long sex is in the offing. Such guys be like…”Abeg…hole na hole”.

4. Talk bad about girls

Poor guys are always saying bad things about girls. To them, every beautiful girl is a runz girl simply because those girls class themselves beyond their reach. Badmouthing girls gives them a temporary pleasure. They hate it when a girl prefers a rich yahoo boy over them. They earnestly wait for when the yahoo boy will dump her so that they can laugh at her.

5. Download porn

Many poor boys are porn addicts. Their favourite website is Xvideos.com where they download so much sex videos from. It’s only a broke boy that can be a porn lover, cos a rich dude will rather get a girl to practice with, instead of watching other people doing what he should be doing. Konji na bastard.

6. Sports betting

Blessed are the hustlers for they shall reap the fruit of their labour. To end their miserable condition, they engage in sports betting. The worse part is that they never place any reasonable money on a bet. It’s always N100 whilst expecting to win over a million. Mugu.

7. Abeg, add your own. Abi you no be poor boy?

firstking01:
Smh, i wonder what you will call a stupid post when you see one, or berra still there's another adjective to the meaning of "stupid" that "we" are yet to know??...the op is so on point....



And btw, op you forgot to add masturbation.

Tallesty1:
This is a very stupid post

Angeleena:
lol,very true especially that gossiping part,na their only hope. castigating,and unecessary[b] beefing[/b].be their consolation prizes.

Radiohead6:
Nah its not beef , its Envy ,

Angeleena:
lol,very true especially that gossiping part,na their only hope. castigating,and unecessary beefing,be their consolation prizes.

macksinak:
Spoke from experience.

SmartBug:
Single rich boys too drink alcohol, toast ugly girls, watch porn, gamble, patronize prostitutes and talk bad about girls. Hope you can see where I'm going with this?

AnthonioAlsaid:


that the Op is senseless!

Tallesty1:
This is a very stupid post

Rukkydelta:
2,3&5 so relationship is all about sex?
1 only a stupid guy will kill himself with alcohol cos he is single

Tallesty1:
This is a very stupid post Oga sir.


A girlfriend isn't a necessity, it isn't all roses and beautiful winds, you don't lack anything if you don't have a girlfriend so I don't see why one will have to indulge in those things he listed up there.

Having a girlfriend comes with a lot of terms, conditions and downfalls that a man who isn't ready to settle down shouldn't get himself involved in.

Anything that has tires, engine or breast will give you problems so I do not see having a girlfriend as an important thing in a guy's Life. Not many of us are ready to devote time, money energy feelings loyalty to any fucking girlfriend in this age that being loyal to one girl means you are gonna cry.

And finally, no man is alround poor, he may be poor financially but rich in other things that some women need so being poor and being unadatable are not the same.


I had to join your comment with my first comment because I don't want to comment twice on this useless post.


That means that your next mention has been ignored.

cruchenuti:


Na was oh, are you a mermaid? You pipu wee be playing with fire. Issokay.

Rukkydelta:
2,3&5 so relationship is all about sex?

Rukkydelta:

I'm not a mermaid
Just want to scare guys away

Dudeweedlmao:



Yes. To the average Nairalander.

cruchenuti:


Scare ke?

Goan change it oh, not the one that you wee now be complaining of spirit husband upandan. Issokay.

Tallesty1:
This is a very stupid post Oga sir.


A girlfriend isn't a necessity, it isn't all roses and beautiful winds, you don't lack anything if you don't have a girlfriend so I don't see why one will have to indulge in those things he listed up there.

Having a girlfriend comes with a lot of terms, conditions and downfalls that a man who isn't ready to settle down shouldn't get himself involved in.

Anything that has tires, engine or breast will give you problems so I do not see having a girlfriend as an important thing in a guy's Life. Not many of us are ready to devote time, money energy feelings loyalty to any fucking girlfriend in this age that being loyal to one girl means you are gonna cry.

And finally, no man is alround poor, he may be poor financially but rich in other things that some women need so being poor and being unadatable are not the same.


I had to join your comment with my first comment because I don't want to comment twice on this useless post.


That means that your next mention has been ignored.

Tallesty1:
This is a very stupid post Oga sir.


A girlfriend isn't a necessity, it isn't all roses and beautiful winds, you don't lack anything if you don't have a girlfriend so I don't see why one will have to indulge in those things he listed up there.

Having a girlfriend comes with a lot of terms, conditions and downfalls that a man who isn't ready to settle down shouldn't get himself involved in.

Anything that has tires, engine or breast will give you problems so I do not see having a girlfriend as an important thing in a guy's Life. Not many of us are ready to devote time, money energy feelings loyalty to any fucking girlfriend in this age that being loyal to one girl means you are gonna cry.

And finally, no man is alround poor, he may be poor financially but rich in other things that some women need so being poor and being unadatable are not the same.


I had to join your comment with my first comment because I don't want to comment twice on this useless post.


That means that your next mention has been ignored.