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Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by khoiboy1(m): 1:46pm On Mar 26, 2017
ZarZar:
Lol, no "passion gap"? Why do most lose teeth though? Is it snoek? My mom was Coloured originally from Cape Town, so yeah, they're out there.
Lol nah... No " passion Gap" ... here's an unknown fact about it tho ( And that snoek story is a Myth..Lol.. I've been eating snoek all my life !!! And my teeth's still fine )

*fact*
the introduction of the "passion gap" was a result of colonialist police brutality.
outspoken or defiant slaves and khoisan were beaten on the mouth with batons so as to "mark"them with resultant missing or broken teeth.
this made it easy for the police to pin-point "troublemakers" in event of any uprising....after which those with missing teeth would be blamed, captured and locked up.the general slave and khoisan communities then had their front teeth voluntary removed so as to support their own people thereby effectively stopping victimisation....
*did you know?*


Ohkay... So BASICALLY your also Colored... smiley
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 1:56pm On Mar 26, 2017
khoiboy1:
Lol nah... No " passion Gap" ... here's an unknown fact about it tho ( And that snoek story is a Myth..Lol.. I've been eating snoek all my life !!! And my teeth's still fine )

*fact*
the introduction of the "passion gap" was a result of colonialist police brutality.
outspoken or defiant slaves and khoisan were beaten on the mouth with batons so as to "mark"them with resultant missing or broken teeth.
this made it easy for the police to pin-point "troublemakers" in event of any uprising....after which those with missing teeth would be blamed, captured and locked up.the general slave and khoisan communities then had their front teeth voluntary removed so as to support their own people thereby effectively stopping victimisation....
*did you know?*


Ohkay... So BASICALLY your also Colored... smiley
Oh wow! Interesting. I didn't know it was that deep. Thanks for sharing. I identify as Xhosa because my father is. But most people often mistaken me for Coloured though. Shrugs.
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by khoiboy1(m): 2:30pm On Mar 26, 2017
ZarZar:
Oh wow! Interesting. I didn't know it was that deep. Thanks for sharing. I identify as Xhosa because my father is. But most people often mistaken me for Coloured though. Shrugs.
Yeah...and that's Just the tip of the Sh*t pile.... Other reasons being that they were denied // forbidden from speaking their own language e.g khoekhoegwab // asian languages... Which ( obviously ) led to the to the birth of the "Rebel language" called, Kaaps ( Afrikaans ).... ( << But enuf of that )

** Nods **

Yeah I knew you was gonna say that... The same way people in my community identify as coloured ( coloured father // Xhosa mother )....
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 2:36pm On Mar 26, 2017
khoiboy1:
Yeah...and that's Just the tip of the Sh*t pile.... Other reasons being that they were denied // forbidden from speaking their own language e.g khoekhoegwab // asian languages... Which ( obviously ) led to the to the birth of the "Rebel language" called, Kaaps ( Afrikaans ).... ( << But enuf of that )

** Nods **

Yeah I knew you was gonna say that... The same way people in my community identify as coloured ( coloured father // Xhosa mother )....
Hahaha. There you go! I find this history thing interesting. I'll look more into it because I never knew it was this intriguing. Thanks again, my broer smiley
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by khoiboy1(m): 2:57pm On Mar 26, 2017
ZarZar:
Hahaha. There you go! I find this history thing interesting. I'll look more into it because I never knew it was this intriguing. Thanks again, my broer smiley
Salute ;-) ... Please not broer :-D it's broe // bru ( the R is silent ( most of the time ) )...
** nods ** yeah...Leka dag vêder vi jo kiss
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 3:11pm On Mar 26, 2017
khoiboy1:
Salute ;-) ... Please not broer :-D it's broe // bru ( the R is silent ( most of the time ) )...
** nods ** yeah...Leka dag vêder vi jo kiss
Eita daar. Dankie, BROE. Is that die Kaapse taal or just a general Coloured term? Because I know Coloureds from
Cape Town speak differently.
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Ayima(op): 3:17pm On Mar 26, 2017
mayorski01:
I can very much relate to the situation you in. You probably feeling the man has played a big part in your life and you trying to pay him back. He might have done his part but you have to understand that God put him in that situation to help you, you have to rebel against the staying at home 24hrs at all cost, if a man js willing to tie down someone with a promising future and not challenege you to go make a way for yourself, thats a wicked person, i dont care what he has done for you. Go out, do things, meet people. if you gonna change your life for the better this is the first step you hould take. in the long run please make plans to leave that house, you can move in with a friend, hustle together but just leave the comfort zone of the house. you can never know what you can achieve until you put yourself in comfortable situations. Lastly read alot, read novels, biographies, memoirs anything, study how succesful people git to overcome thier adversities. work on your self esteem too, trust me life would give you a shot. Make yourself ready
Thanks Bro,God bless you.
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by etenyong(m): 3:48pm On Mar 26, 2017
Ayima:
Every minute of my life, I keep on thinking how to get a job or have any small business doing that I can earn income.I am the first ever graduate from my family, every member of my family both young and old keep calling me every day to ask if I have gotten a job this is really bringing me down and i feel tired and weak right now. My family are very poor people, how I went to school is a very long and encouraging story.After my service I went back to stay with the man that trained me in school,he is not my family member but a kind man but the problem is that he want me to always stay in the house 24hours looking after his house and he is not paying me, how can I get a job with this kind of situation. I have sent more than 3000 cv online and I have gone for only one interview which I passed all the stages but later was disqualify because of my age.Please my fellow Nigerians help me, I need a job no matter how small i will manage, it is better than staying like this I am dying slowly.If you can help me with any small capital, I can go into any small business because I think I can do well in business too. Thanks and God bless you all in advance. Moderators please help move it to front page I need help.
Bros, where is ur location? Are u in Lagos?
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by khoiboy1(m):
ZarZar:
Eita daar. Dankie, BROE. Is that die Kaapse taal or just a general Coloured term? Because I know Coloureds from
Cape Town speak differently.
There you go!!!..Yeah its Kaaps " The mother of afrikaans". Broe // masekin. Is a term of endearment

** thats why 'so called coloreds' in the w.cape's " afrikaans " is very distinct from the rest of the country ( coloreds in other
provinces )

I'll post the dictionary later
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 4:16pm On Mar 26, 2017
khoiboy1:
There you go!!!..Yeah its Kaaps " The mother of afrikaans". Broe // masekin. Is a term of endearment

** thats why 'so called coloreds' in the w.cape's " afrikaans " is very distinct from the restaurant of the country ( coloreds in other
provinces )

I'll post the dictionary later
Please, do post it. I wanna learn tongue
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Ayima(op): 6:53pm On Mar 26, 2017
etenyong:
Bros, where is ur location? Are u in Lagos?
I base in Calabar but I am ready to leave this place serious.
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 7:06pm On Mar 26, 2017
Kakamorufu:
don't kill yoself ďude. there's light at the end of the tunnel
even if its from an oncoming train huh uhn
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Kakamorufu(m): 7:30pm On Mar 26, 2017
paybak:
even if its from an oncoming train huh uhn
lol. Yeah. Light na light
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by khoiboy1(m): 8:03pm On Mar 26, 2017
ZarZar:
Please, do post it. I wanna learn tongue
There you go......






* aan-aan:- game of physically touching one another, played by children

* Abdol, Abdoltjie:- a male character in Coloured jokes

* ag:- member of the 28 gang

* ag, agga:- could be translated as "I mean."

*agtermekaar:- to be neat or decent

*afmaai:- to kill somebody with a gun

*agtemirrag:- afternoon

*ahoy:- greeting

*allenig:- alone

*allie pad:- all the way/ all the time

*Americans:- Cape Town gang

*ammil, ammal, almal :- Afrikaans for"everybody"

*alles.:- English for "everything.

*"anie brand:- translated as "on fire;" said of someone who is very good with something.H y is anie brand

*anneste :- to be different

*antie:-aunty

* atappel, aartappel:- Afrikaans for "potato"

*awe, aweh, ahweh:- a greeting when meeting or seeing someone; said when agreeing with someone

*Ay, Aia:- Rastafarian

*babbelas:- hangover

*beat:- music

*befok:- very good or amazing

*beginte:- begin

*bek vekoep:-to talk a lot, usually touching meaningless subjects

*bergie:- a homeless person

*biesag, besig:- Afrikaans for "busy", meaning "being nosey"

*binneboud:- when two people are curled up in bed in a<< position

*blaai (e) :- page (s) or to turn a page . Also means"underarms"

*boere :-police

*boeta :- a young male

*bok:- girlfriend

*Bontas:- Bonteheuwel

*bombela:- gangster slang meaning "where someone works"

*bompie :-iced confectionary

*boom:- Afrikaans for "tree." In this context referring to"weed" or a game of domino's

*bors warm maak:- to make someone angry

*bottel:- usually meaning a bottel of rum, whisky or brandy

*boul:- to flirt with someone. Pronounced 'bowl"
*bourre:- thighs

*boy'tjie, boy'kie:- helper. bra, brah,

* brasse:- male friends

*breek, briek:- to have a laughing fit

*broe, bru. brother, :- but in this context it is a form of address

*bunny :- a homosexual man

*burk, berk:- boyfriend

*by'rie, by die :- Afrikaans for "at the"

*Capey:- someone from the Capechaina

*Chaila, tjaila:- to leave work at the end of a working day

*chaser :- the soda that is added to spirits such as vodka, rum and whisky

*check:- to look

*cherrie:- a girl or a girlfriend

*chise, chais:- to pursue someone romantically or sexually

*chommie:- friend

*daai out that guy, :- someone who thinks he's better than the rest
*dagga :- weed; marijuanadaggakopa dagga addict

*dakskroef :- an unattractive girl

*dala :- to do

*dêrra:- Daddy

dêtag:- thirty

despot gevang:- catching someone red-handed

*Dice:- rotating one's car in a circular movement causing smoke and tire skid-marks on a roadway

*dikding:- very important figure or boss

*dikgesuip:- very drunk

*dinges:- substitution for a word that cannot be recalled or spoken out loud

*dite:- to eat

*Dixie Boys:- Cape Town gang

*doos:- a jerk

*duid'lik:- cool, awesome or amazing

*dux:- to sleep

*Eiewys:- to follow one's own mind

*ekke, ekka:- me

*ekse - when speaking to someone, use this word to begin or end a sentence

*Elsies:- Elsiesrivier

*empty:- empty cooldrink or beer bottle used as a deposit on a purchase

Fancy Boys:- Cape Town gang

*fader:- mens' hairstyle

*five bob:- fifty cents

*Flats:- CapeFlats

*flop:- failure

*fokof:- (to) go away

*fokol:- nothing

*fokop:- failure; loser

*gahzie:- friend

*gat:- gaan, Afrikaans for "go"

*gatvat:- to mock someone or something

*gatkruip(er) :- ass kisser

*gatsby:- long bread rolls filled with chips, tomato, lettuce and various meat products

*gebou:- to have a muscular body

*gerook; geroek :- stoned; high from smoking

*getuie, getye :- a person's companion

*getuig, getyg:- to talk

*gevaarlik, gevaa'lik :- awesome; very good; cool

*gevrek:- to be slow; dead

*gevriet:- face

*gevriet koep:- to judge someone by their face

*ghaai:- to fool

*giftig:- Afrikaans for "poisonous." In this context it means to be very good at something

#goose:- a girl

*gooi:- to go

*gunsakke:- refers to very large hips of a woman

*haloep:- to run

*Hard Livings:- Cape Town gang

*harre gat, hardegat :- having a jaunty manner

*Hoppers:- Grashopper shoes

*hosh:- a greeting

*hoyaa:- greeting

*hunny:- one hundred rand

*jags:- Hot

*jas:- crazy

*jirre! jarre!:- an exclamation of disbelief or surprise

*jassas!, jassou! :- an exclamation of disbelief or surpsrise

*jintoe :- slut

*joint:- one's house/home

*jol:- to party or to have an often secret sexual relationship with someone

*jong:- a guy

*djy:- addressing someone in an unexpected crude manner

*Kaap:- the whole Cape metropolitan area, or the central business district

*kak:- bullshit

*kak gedagte:- to do something that a person does not approve of

*kakpraat :- to talk nonsense

*kaksoek:- to look for trouble

*kallid:- Coloured

*kannallah:- please

*kap:- to do, kap n beat or kap die deur

*kêffie:- spazashop

*kind, kin, kinnes:- girl/s

*klong:- a young boy or man

*komiesa:- come here

*kooi:- bed

*koppel:- to hookup; to meet

*kopskiet:- to fix a babbelas with alcohol

*kroon:- kwaai;

*kwaailappies:- amazing; cool

*kyndtjie, kynkie:- small child

*laaings, laains:- to go/leave

*laaitie:- a boy in his pre-teens or teens

*larney:- employer

*las, lastig :- nuisance

*Lavis:- Bishop Lavis

*lmimp :- abbreviation of "lag my in my poes,"Instant Text Messaginglanguage thatcould translate as LOL (Laugh Out Loud)or ROTFWL (Rolling on the floor with laughter


*lmj :- abbreviation of "lag my jas,"Instant Text Messaginglanguage thatcould translate as LOL(Laugh Out Loud)or ROTFWL (Rolling on the floor with laughter

*lum, lam:- to relax, chill

*maats:- to go; leave

*main man:- the most important man in a given context

*malmok:- to vomit

*mams:- mother

*mang:- jail, to serve a sentence in jail


*man-man:- each


*manskap:- friends

*ma-se-kind:- term of endearment, usually between men

*ma-se-poes:- curse, swear word

*mert:- dealer in contraband (weapons, drugs etc. )

*mirrag, marrag:- noon; greeting

*mifty:- fifty rand

*mince:- when someone's (coarse) hair gets wet and takes on a mince-like appearance

*minute, miniete :- wait; hold on


*moegoe:- coward

*moer:- to beat

*moerse:- huge; large

*mol:- to hastily go for

*Mongrells:- Cape Town gang

*motjie:- girlfriend

*nag:- Afrikaans for night. In this context it means "doom."Is nag vi djou

*naaia:- jerk

*nema:- a while ago


*nwata:- nonsense

*oppit:- pressing; persistent

*Plain:- Mitchell's Plain

*plak:- courage

"salute:- a greeting

*soute!:- watch out! (for someone)

*spat:- to go; leave

*speen:- to have sexual and romantic relations with someone

*spyker:- sex
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 8:33pm On Mar 26, 2017
khoiboy1:
There you go......






* aan-aan:- game of physically touching one another, played by children

* Abdol, Abdoltjie:- a male character in Coloured jokes

* ag:- member of the 28 gang

* ag, agga:- could be translated as "I mean."

*agtermekaar:- to be neat or decent

*afmaai:- to kill somebody with a gun

*agtemirrag:- afternoon

*ahoy:- greeting

*allenig:- alone

*allie pad:- all the way/ all the time

*Americans:- Cape Town gang

*ammil, ammal, almal :- Afrikaans for"everybody"

*alles.:- English for "everything.

*"anie brand:- translated as "on fire;" said of someone who is very good with something.H y is anie brand

*anneste :- to be different

*antie:-aunty

* atappel, aartappel:- Afrikaans for "potato"

*awe, aweh, ahweh:- a greeting when meeting or seeing someone; said when agreeing with someone

*Ay, Aia:- Rastafarian

*babbelas:- hangover

*beat:- music

*befok:- very good or amazing

*beginte:- begin

*bek vekoep:-to talk a lot, usually touching meaningless subjects

*bergie:- a homeless person

*biesag, besig:- Afrikaans for "busy", meaning "being nosey"

*binneboud:- when two people are curled up in bed in a<< position

*blaai (e) :- page (s) or to turn a page . Also means"underarms"

*boere :-police

*boeta :- a young male

*bok:- girlfriend

*Bontas:- Bonteheuwel

*bombela:- gangster slang meaning "where someone works"

*bompie :-iced confectionary

*boom:- Afrikaans for "tree." In this context referring to"weed" or a game of domino's

*bors warm maak:- to make someone angry

*bottel:- usually meaning a bottel of rum, whisky or brandy

*boul:- to flirt with someone. Pronounced 'bowl"
*bourre:- thighs

*boy'tjie, boy'kie:- helper. bra, brah,

* brasse:- male friends

*breek, briek:- to have a laughing fit

*broe, bru. brother, :- but in this context it is a form of address

*bunny :- a homosexual man

*burk, berk:- boyfriend

*by'rie, by die :- Afrikaans for "at the"

*Capey:- someone from the Capechaina

*Chaila, tjaila:- to leave work at the end of a working day

*chaser :- the soda that is added to spirits such as vodka, rum and whisky

*check:- to look

*cherrie:- a girl or a girlfriend

*chise, chais:- to pursue someone romantically or sexually

*chommie:- friend

*daai out that guy, :- someone who thinks he's better than the rest
*dagga :- weed; marijuanadaggakopa dagga addict

*dakskroef :- an unattractive girl

*dala :- to do

*dêrra:- Daddy

dêtag:- thirty

despot gevang:- catching someone red-handed

*Dice:- rotating one's car in a circular movement causing smoke and tire skid-marks on a roadway

*dikding:- very important figure or boss

*dikgesuip:- very drunk

*dinges:- substitution for a word that cannot be recalled or spoken out loud

*dite:- to eat

*Dixie Boys:- Cape Town gang

*doos:- a jerk

*duid'lik:- cool, awesome or amazing

*dux:- to sleep

*Eiewys:- to follow one's own mind

*ekke, ekka:- me

*ekse - when speaking to someone, use this word to begin or end a sentence

*Elsies:- Elsiesrivier

*empty:- empty cooldrink or beer bottle used as a deposit on a purchase

Fancy Boys:- Cape Town gang

*fader:- mens' hairstyle

*five bob:- fifty cents

*Flats:- CapeFlats

*flop:- failure

*fokof:- (to) go away

*fokol:- nothing

*fokop:- failure; loser

*gahzie:- friend

*gat:- gaan, Afrikaans for "go"

*gatvat:- to mock someone or something

*gatkruip(er) :- ass kisser

*gatsby:- long bread rolls filled with chips, tomato, lettuce and various meat products

*gebou:- to have a muscular body

*gerook; geroek :- stoned; high from smoking

*getuie, getye :- a person's companion

*getuig, getyg:- to talk

*gevaarlik, gevaa'lik :- awesome; very good; cool

*gevrek:- to be slow; dead

*gevriet:- face

*gevriet koep:- to judge someone by their face

*ghaai:- to fool

*giftig:- Afrikaans for "poisonous." In this context it means to be very good at something

#goose:- a girl

*gooi:- to go

*gunsakke:- refers to very large hips of a woman

*haloep:- to run

*Hard Livings:- Cape Town gang

*harre gat, hardegat :- having a jaunty manner

*Hoppers:- Grashopper shoes

*hosh:- a greeting

*hoyaa:- greeting

*hunny:- one hundred rand

*jags:- Hot

*jas:- crazy

*jirre! jarre!:- an exclamation of disbelief or surprise

*jassas!, jassou! :- an exclamation of disbelief or surpsrise

*jintoe :- slut

*joint:- one's house/home

*jol:- to party or to have an often secret sexual relationship with someone

*jong:- a guy

*djy:- addressing someone in an unexpected crude manner

*Kaap:- the whole Cape metropolitan area, or the central business district

*kak:- bullshit

*kak gedagte:- to do something that a person does not approve of

*kakpraat :- to talk nonsense

*kaksoek:- to look for trouble

*kallid:- Coloured

*kannallah:- please

*kap:- to do, kap n beat or kap die deur

*kêffie:- spazashop

*kind, kin, kinnes:- girl/s

*klong:- a young boy or man

*komiesa:- come here

*kooi:- bed

*koppel:- to hookup; to meet

*kopskiet:- to fix a babbelas with alcohol

*kroon:- kwaai;

*kwaailappies:- amazing; cool

*kyndtjie, kynkie:- small child

*laaings, laains:- to go/leave

*laaitie:- a boy in his pre-teens or teens

*larney:- employer

*las, lastig :- nuisance

*Lavis:- Bishop Lavis

*lmimp :- abbreviation of "lag my in my poes,"Instant Text Messaginglanguage thatcould translate as LOL (Laugh Out Loud)or ROTFWL (Rolling on the floor with laughter


*lmj :- abbreviation of "lag my jas,"Instant Text Messaginglanguage thatcould translate as LOL(Laugh Out Loud)or ROTFWL (Rolling on the floor with laughter

*lum, lam:- to relax, chill

*maats:- to go; leave

*main man:- the most important man in a given context

*malmok:- to vomit

*mams:- mother

*mang:- jail, to serve a sentence in jail


*man-man:- each


*manskap:- friends

*ma-se-kind:- term of endearment, usually between men

*ma-se-poes:- curse, swear word

*mert:- dealer in contraband (weapons, drugs etc. )

*mirrag, marrag:- noon; greeting

*mifty:- fifty rand

*mince:- when someone's (coarse) hair gets wet and takes on a mince-like appearance

*minute, miniete :- wait; hold on


*moegoe:- coward

*moer:- to beat

*moerse:- huge; large

*mol:- to hastily go for

*Mongrells:- Cape Town gang

*motjie:- girlfriend

*nag:- Afrikaans for night. In this context it means "doom."Is nag vi djou

*naaia:- jerk

*nema:- a while ago


*nwata:- nonsense

*oppit:- pressing; persistent

*Plain:- Mitchell's Plain

*plak:- courage

"salute:- a greeting

*soute!:- watch out! (for someone)

*spat:- to go; leave

*speen:- to have sexual and romantic relations with someone

*spyker:- sex
Lol, thanks. I know most of them though. I had to chuckle at "bompie" because it brought back some childhood memories. I'm surprised you didn't add "Ou" & "Naai" for Naaigerians tongue
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by khoiboy1(m): 9:41pm On Mar 26, 2017
ZarZar:
Lol, thanks. I know most of them though. I had to chuckle at "bompie" because it brought back some childhood memories. I'm surprised you didn't add "Ou" & "Naai" for Naaigerians tongue
Lol... nah this is just for learning purposes :-) ... so its good for now... lol Nai for Naigerians ( You savage !!) ( if only they knew how much "weight" that word carry on the streets!!)...
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by romme2u: 5:19am On Mar 27, 2017
khoiboy1:
Lol... nah this is just for learning purposes :-) ... so its good for now... lol Nai for Naigerians ( You savage !!) ( if only they knew how much "weight" that word carry on the streets!!)...
i don't think anybody on this thread gives a fuucck about that. a serious issue is being thrash here and you two are bittching around.

Double up and move it elsewhere
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by khoiboy1(m): 6:30am On Mar 27, 2017
romme2u:
i don't think anybody on this thread gives a fuucck about that. a serious issue is being thrash here and you two are bittching around.

Double up and move it elsewhere
Take that

Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 7:22am On Mar 27, 2017
Ayima:
Every minute of my life, I keep on thinking how to get a job or have any small business doing that I can earn income.I am the first ever graduate from my family, every member of my family both young and old keep calling me every day to ask if I have gotten a job this is really bringing me down and i feel tired and weak right now. My family are very poor people, how I went to school is a very long and encouraging story.After my service I went back to stay with the man that trained me in school,he is not my family member but a kind man but the problem is that he want me to always stay in the house 24hours looking after his house and he is not paying me, how can I get a job with this kind of situation. I have sent more than 3000 cv online and I have gone for only one interview which I passed all the stages but later was disqualify because of my age.Please my fellow Nigerians help me, I need a job no matter how small i will manage, it is better than staying like this I am dying slowly.If you can help me with any small capital, I can go into any small business because I think I can do well in business too. Thanks and God bless you all in advance. Moderators please help move it to front page I need help.
3000 cv?

You think we're toddlers here?

I stopped reading after there
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 5:20pm On Apr 06, 2017
Khoiboy1 and ZarZar, whats with Big Day Friday tomorrow. I'm told its tools down and twitter is buzzing? Wat gebuur daar?
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 5:58pm On Apr 06, 2017
jagugu88li:
Khoiboy1 and ZarZar, whats with Big Day Friday tomorrow. I'm told its tools down and twitter is buzzing? Wat gebuur daar?
Hmmm...IDK. What have you heard? I don't use social media or watch the news much.
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 6:15pm On Apr 06, 2017
ZarZar:
Hmmm...IDK. What have you heard? I don't use social media or watch the news much.
Mr Nkandla is apparently being given a go home ticket and Friday the 7th is a stand still day. Durban and Joburg are caotic already, according to my sources.....die mense is kwaad!!
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by TEMINIKANSOSO(m): 7:18pm On Apr 06, 2017
You are in Egypt bruh! Leave the man house to your Canaan, but remb. D road to Canaan isn't easy. You can find a friends place to stay and hustle for yourself, the same thing happen to me, i left my boss house and now i am thanking God for the hard decision.
If you want to be happy you have to take hard decision, you are getting food and everything you needed but your future is stagnant. Your experience is the same as mine, it wasn't easy for me, i worked with bricklayers, i dug soakaway but it all ends well. Be yourself, have your plans, if you can save little and get house rent or stay wit someone, when you are alone, then you will be free to search for job and learn how to face reality, Remb. To start Small, to become big. Read books Online, you can download Pdf of motivating and business books.
Remb. I Love you bruh.
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by kaboninc(m): 7:52pm On Apr 06, 2017
All these scam formats.. .

Be trying ohh
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by khoiboy1(m): 1:22pm On Apr 11, 2017
ZarZar:
Hmmm...IDK. What have you heard? I don't use social media or watch the news much.
I think he's talkin bout tha #SaveSa march... ??
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 1:23pm On Apr 11, 2017
khoiboy1:
I think he's talkin bout tha #SaveSa march... ??
Oh that! Afternoon, btw smiley
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by khoiboy1(m): 1:33pm On Apr 11, 2017
ZarZar:
Oh that! Afternoon, btw smiley
afternoon...how're u? smiley ... still running amok here on Nairaland?
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 1:49pm On Apr 11, 2017
khoiboy1:
afternoon...how're u? smiley ... still running amok here on Nairaland?
Yeah tongue You took some time off? I'm good, btw. You?
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by khoiboy1(m): 1:59pm On Apr 11, 2017
ZarZar:
Yeah tongue You took some time off? I'm good, btw. You?
Lol.. good.. represent tot laat toe masekin... well, yeah had to take some time off to party and finish my course ( "studies " )... and now im just stroling by // show my " face " then i'm off...
Re: Please My Fellow Nigerians Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Nobody: 4:47pm On Apr 11, 2017
khoiboy1:
Lol.. good.. represent tot laat toe masekin... well, yeah had to take some time off to party and finish my course ( "studies " )... and now im just stroling by // show my " face " then i'm off...
Lol, good to know. Take care smiley
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