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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Amarabae(f): 6:49am On Apr 14, 2017

Give ur life to christ.

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 7:05am On Apr 14, 2017

Amarabae:
Give ur life to christ.

if I whoze you slap you'll fly yourself outta this thread.

please who has that obasanjo "what kind of nonsense is this" meme? sad

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 7:39am On Apr 14, 2017*

Op you nor get sense!

yes you nor get sense

how will you be doing anal and wouldn't expect the muscles there to be weaken resulting in uncontrolled farts especially when you pumping it like fast and furious?

you don scatter that girl yansh finish, no remedy for her again in this life

My God! na person go still go marry that one later

*covers nose*

*leaves thread*

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by vayne(m): 7:45am On Apr 14, 2017

So many kids on nairaland!
Its completely normal for girls to have pussy farts na,especially when you are doing it right,and it comes out of the pu5sy not asshol3.

Its also supposed to be ordourless.

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 7:45am On Apr 14, 2017

Amarabae:
Give ur life to christ.

How do I give my life to Christ?

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 8:01am On Apr 14, 2017

vayne:
So many kids on nairaland including me!
Its completely normal for girls to have pussy farts na,especially when you are doing it right,and it comes out of the pu5sy not asshol3.

Its also supposed to be ordourless.

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by vayne(m): 8:07am On Apr 14, 2017

Foxyn:
:-/

its not my fault if you didn't know,but its ok since you are a kid.
Someday you will learn if you concentrate on actual message being passed than go about editing posts,hopefully not the hard way.

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by SmartyPants(m): 8:14am On Apr 14, 2017

vayne:
So many kids on nairaland!
Its completely normal for girls to have pussy farts na,especially when you are doing it right,and it comes out of the pu5sy not asshol3.

Its also supposed to be ordourless.

But if you read his opening post you would have seen that he is talking about regular farts and he mentioned that they usually stink!

Cant you read?

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 8:18am On Apr 14, 2017

vayne:
its not my fault if you didn't know,but its ok since I am still a kid.
Someday i will learn if I concentrate on actual message being passed than go about editing my posts,hopefully not the hard way.

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 8:20am On Apr 14, 2017

SmartyPants:
But if you read his opening post you would have seen that he is talking about regular farts and he mentioned that they usually stink!

Cant you read?

leave the illiterate alone. seun would've personally open a section for them

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by vayne(m): 8:22am On Apr 14, 2017

SmartyPants:
But if you read his opening post you would have seen that he is talking about regular farts and he mentioned that they usually stink!

Cant you read?

most inexperienced people refer to puss.y farts as regular farts since they are unsure which hole its coming out from,but only experience can teach you.
Can't you comprehend?

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by vayne(m): 8:25am On Apr 14, 2017

Foxyn:
leave the illiterate alone. seun would've personally open a section for them

you are just an ignorant kid,thats all..you refer to puss.y fart as regular fart coz ur unsure which hole its coming from.

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by SmartyPants(m): 8:36am On Apr 14, 2017

vayne:
most inexperienced people refer to puss.y farts as regular farts since they are unsure which hole its coming out from,but only experience can teach you.
Can't you comprehend?

But you said it is odourless and he said it stinks...so what is your point again?

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by vayne(m): 8:39am On Apr 14, 2017

SmartyPants:
But you said it is odourless and he said it stinks...so what is your point again?

If it stinks,she's got virginal infection.
My point is 80% of farts during sex is from the puss.y.

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by SmartyPants(m): 8:42am On Apr 14, 2017

vayne:
If it stinks,she's got virginal infection.
My point is 80% of farts during sex is from the puss.y.

Assuming that that statistic is accurate, that still leaves a 20% margin for the op to be right about what he is describing. Which means you have no right to be so insistent that you are right when you were not there.

Common sense.

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 8:48am On Apr 14, 2017

vayne:
you are just an ignorant kid,thats all..you refer to puss.y fart as regular fart coz ur unsure which hole its coming from.

okay, there is no point exchanging words with you again.

I can see that you are from PLUTO

I thought I was chatting with a human being sad

sorry

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by vayne(m): 9:02am On Apr 14, 2017

SmartyPants:
Assuming that that statistic is accurate, that still leaves a 20% margin for the op to be right about what he is describing. Which means you have no right to be so insistent that you are right when you were not there.

Common sense.

please my friends, I have search on google to know how I can stop her from doing this because I do enjoy her when she's on her best behaviour

That statement alone gives the OP out as either a kid,an inexperienced man or both.
-A simple google search will relate anything fart during sex to "queefing".
-it doesn't say anything about it coming out of the ass(if it's possible,provide a link where a lady "farts" during sex via the asshole and not the puss.y.

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by vicben27(m): 10:01am On Apr 14, 2017

Jacksparr0w127:
bros I know a minority tribe (no disrespect) in Kogi called Bassa. Dunno if I got the spellubg right tho

even ur grandpapa na minority in lower chamber of Bleep! no call my pple minority again! tongues out

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 10:11am On Apr 14, 2017

vicben27:
even ur grandpapa na minority in lower chamber of Bleep! no call my pple minority again! tongues out

define minority please

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by RealHaute: 2:27pm On Apr 14, 2017

Amarabae:
Give ur life to christ.

The Friday is good. Thank God.

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Elektra008(f): 3:05pm On Apr 14, 2017

it is not pussy fart... it is the regular anal fart. what causesit most often is anal sex. tone down d anal sex n d farting will stop... just my two cents bro

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 3:09pm On Apr 14, 2017

Elektra008:
it is not pussy fart... it is the regular anal fart . what causes it most often is anal sex. tone down d anal sex n d farting will stop... just my two cents bro

Mr Vayne will not like the bolded.

watch and see grin

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by olureignforever: 4:21pm On Apr 14, 2017

Silvawazza:
I swear ds dude is a clown

Like, seriously. Remain small make I piss for body. This one na comedy skit. Check the guy below, he has something to say.

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by kokoA(m): 4:29pm On Apr 14, 2017

This is your answer

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Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 5:22pm On Apr 14, 2017

kokoA:
This is your answer

soft work

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:39pm On Apr 14, 2017

Elektra008:
it is not pussy fart... it is the regular anal fart. what causesit most often is anal sex. tone down d anal sex n d farting will stop... just my two cents bro

As much as we all know about coochie fart, this has nothing to do with anal sex, as an anal virgin could also fart during sex, and instead all to do with how good the brotha hit the right spot in the bedroom... that will have this gal lose her sense down below (just like some women shaking uncontrollably during or.gasm).

A woman can only hold on so long until that good dikc makes her lose it all (mind body and soul)... And sadly, the majority of women have to let themselves go, stop being tight up, afraid during sex (trying to hold on/block it) if they ever wanna have an o.rgasm.

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by charlie44nike: 6:29pm On Apr 14, 2017

Abeg gimme d babe. Wheres the op? Inbox me. Farting na normal thing, so send me the babe number make I help u dey break am
..

E be like say u don tire to break. I can handle all dat fart

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by mccoy47(m): 6:37pm On Apr 14, 2017

Foxyn:
both my brother

could it be that's the cause of her unnecessary farts?

Op u fvck someone's daughter and sister tru her anus and yet u complain of her flatulence? undecided

My God will definitely punish u!

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 7:01pm On Apr 14, 2017

Ewwww! Yuck!

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by Nobody: 8:20pm On Apr 14, 2017

ToriBlue:
Ewwww! Yuck!

see your face like yuck!

u wey dey mess for bed like say u win award

even when u dey sleep sad

Re: Omg I Can't Take This No More, She Farts Whenever We Have Sex by CaroLyner(f): 8:40pm On Apr 14, 2017

Foxyn:
please you guys should look into this matter and tell me if it is normal..

There's this side chic I've always been straffin for sometime now..

She loves sex a lot and her cuntilop has started expanding because of this

I just like getting down with her because of her firm boobs and for the fact that i just love getting down with her..

but there's one thing that do displeases me whenever we get in contact

I mean, hmmm

every time we start the work..

at some point, when I start pumping harder

na so so mess this girl go dey mess

the worst is, it smells a lot

and this wears off my sex appetite

even though I won't mind and still be pumping but with anger

most times when she release the noxious gas,

I slap her ass badly

but the mumu girl go dey laugh dey feel say E funny

please my friends, I have search on google to know how I can stop her from doing this

Thanks for the comic relief.
I laughed hard grin

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