ChopBellefull:
Atimes some ladies can choose to act funny....
Derz ds babe hv known for close to 2 mnths we chat and had a snappy date once..
Only for me to see her in a bus two days ago.. And i was like "what's up babe, so u dey my back since nd u no holla me?"
D response she gave me shook my bladder and kidney..
She said " hello hv we met b4" I still think say na play o i kon say babe y u dey whine na.. D nxt tin b say Mr please u r disturbing me, i dont know you" pple for bus kon dey look me..
I was so embarrassed. Guys share yours too. I no sure say person own pass my own

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

Foxyn:
mine was when I told her to lick the finger I put in her yansh!

I was deeply embarrassed after I saw her reaction

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

lilmaydee:

Yes oo. omo boy just begin hustle real hard. Though she said the bitter truth but guess I wasn't expecting such utterances from her. Saw her recently though. She don born pikin n d guy no gree collect am na her mama house she still dey all those beauty wey dey shak me den don kpafuka

HARDDON:
Ouch!

Was she with a guy? Or ur were so boring during d date that she swore never to have any dealings wit u?

There is something u aint telling

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

ChopBellefull:

Lol.. She gave u a good advice to chase money while she chased deek.. Irony

messenger4891:
mine was an office romance but later i discovered I was falling in luv where as she just maintained that sex mate stuff .along the line a lot happened I decided to let go off her but it was hard blc she was my subordinate ,she was d one dat seduced me.when she discovered I was avoiding her then she decided not to obey my instruction again .a big trouble! I decided to confront her to my greatest surprise she told me I only have d..ck without money (oji amu ejehi ego) .though my salary is beyond 80k .I felt so embarrassed blc other staff of my department were there

Martinez19:
During physics test, this girl didn't know jack and she was asking me to teach her desperately and got helped. After the test, I greeted her and she passed by as if I was invincible. Nna mehn, it is well.

afoshat:
Actually there is this girl that i did wash a lil sha, i was at my school gate during the evening when i was jisting with my guy and buying suya arnd 7 pm while i was about turning around i had slightly hit this queen Elizabeth and i was like, haa sister sorry oooo, ha no vex the next was was, WHAT THE Bleep IS WRONG WITH U GUYS SEF, U BLIND, ehhh na so i fire back, look at this castrated chihuahua, u wear wonder bra and fake nyash u der waka like person wer dem don use anal finish, menh she never saw it coming, everybodys attention just turned to herand she just seighed and walked away, then i said yes ntooorrr

Donjazzy12:

And you couldn't tell her oji otu ejiro ego? She get pussycat, she no get money and sense.

vanida6:
Funny lie`s

outstandingsyll:
Jesu! see death sentence!

messenger4891:
mine was an office romance but later i discovered I was falling in luv where as she just maintained that sex mate stuff .along the line a lot happened I decided to let go off her but it was hard blc she was my subordinate ,she was d one dat seduced me.when she discovered I was avoiding her then she decided not to obey my instruction again .a big trouble! I decided to confront her to my greatest surprise she told me I only have d..ck without money (oji amu ejehi ego) .though my salary is beyond 80k .I felt so embarrassed blc other staff of my department were there

vanida6:
God

ChopBellefull:
Atimes some ladies can choose to act funny....
Derz ds babe hv known for close to 2 mnths we chat and had a snappy date once..
Only for me to see her in a bus two days ago.. And i was like "what's up babe, so u dey my back since nd u no holla me?"
D response she gave me shook my bladder and kidney..
She said " hello hv we met b4" I still think say na play o i kon say babe y u dey whine na.. D nxt tin b say Mr please u r disturbing me, i dont know you" pple for bus kon dey look me..
I was so embarrassed. Guys share yours too. I no sure say person own pass my own

ibietela2:


Damn

vanida6:
Funny lie`s