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drop your favourite pick up line and tag a nairaland.

here is mine: if u ar a washing machine, i would put my dirty load inside u.

u ar so selfish u ar going to hv dat body fr d rest of ur life nd i just want it fr one nyt.

i hear u ar gud at algebra, wil u replace my eX without asking Y?

Cc: rtopzy , sinaj , zarzar , queensuccubus , etc

prettythicksmi : do u hv a map? i'm getting lost in ur eyes.

gistedge : do u hv a shovel in ur back pocket? (no. y?) coz i'm digging dat azz!

Pick up lines are lame. They dont work in Nigeria. Use it and she would tag you as a "player" or "womanizer". I'm actually praying against lust and flirtatious spirit. Pray for me

Fmartin:
prettythicksmi : do u hv a map? i'm getting lost in ur eyes.

Ha,baba mi no map oo.U don lost oo.hehehehehe

Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart & you'll steal mine

What's your name? I wanna know what I'll be screaming tonight

You seem a little pale, you must be lacking vitamin me

Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot

Lol, that's all I got

Do you know what would look good on you? Me

Prettythicksmi:
Ha,baba mi no map oo.U don lost oo.hehehehehe

hahaha

I love you with all my butt, I would say heart but my butt is bigger

Rrrrrrrr

beatcoins:
Pick up lines are lame. They dont work in Nigeria. Use it and she would tag you as a "player" or "womanizer". I'm actually praying against lust and flirtatious spirit. Pray for me

lol just gv it a try

I find it hard to use pick up lines. Because there's always that risk of miscommunication and me ending up explaining.

Lashort:
Do you know what would look good on you? Me

i wil tel u a joke abt my d**ck ...bt its too long

Baby, I've got millions in ma account

Refiner.. I dont even know you from adam, but i want to make you my eve.. Baby spoil me

Lashort:
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart but my butt is bigger

Rrrrrrrr

ar u fertilizer, coz u just made me grow 6 inches..

Santi69:
Baby, I've got millions in ma account

Dzaddy put half of it on my name

Rrrrrrr

Lashort:
Dzaddy put half of it on my name

Rrrrrrr

TrapHedges:
Refiner.. I dont even know you from adam, but i want to make you my eve.. Baby spoil me

My luff...u are d only spider in my cupboard...my yori yori....d eyeball in my eyes..d only sugar in my custard...i luff u o jare

Lashort:
Dzaddy put half of it on my name

Rrrrrrr

Pick a number and get in line

refiner:
My luff...u are d only spider in my cupboard...my yori yori....d eyeball in my eyes..d only sugar in my custard...i luff u o jare

haahaha lols.. I luff u pass

fweshyboi:

I don't really mean that. Lol
It's called banter, so calm, down.

Stop a "good looking girl" in ph and use these lines on her and you'd ever live to regret the day you passed that same road with her...

Mjshexy:

Heard Ladies Are Generally Happy At Evening/night times... . Huge Apologies...I Couldn't Wait Till Then To Say Hi...

this is fun

i dont know nairaland ladies ar this funny

Santi69:
Baby, I've got millions in ma account

not billions?

Lashort:
I don't really mean that. Lol
It's called banter, so calm, down.

Lols .. I grab bae.. But fear grip me when you asked for half of his life savings

SmartBug:
I find it hard to use pick up lines. Because there's always that risk of miscommunication and me ending up explaining.

that awkward moment when you use a pick up line... n the lady doesn't understand And you have to start explaining...

that shii Z fvcked up

uyisteven:
Mjshexy:


Heard Ladies Are Generally Happy At Evening/night times...
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Huge Apologies...I Couldn't Wait Till Then To Say Hi...

Ooh u so right swtheart, u rock luv

Mjshexy:
Ooh u so right swtheart, u rock luv

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Did I just impress the Most Expensive Miss Mjshexy...
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I knew this Easter had a gift for me...

SmartBug:
I find it hard to use pick up lines. Because there's always that risk of miscommunication and me ending up explaining.

maybe ur crushes are dumb asf lol na joke o bro

pick up are for broke boys#just tell her '30 billion for the account eeh

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