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Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Fmartin(op): 9:21pm On Apr 15, 2017
ZarZar:
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart & you'll steal mine wink

What's your name? I wanna know what I'll be screaming tonight wink

You seem a little pale, you must be lacking vitamin me wink

Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot grin

Lol, that's all I got
nyc bt u didnt tag a nairalander..
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by RichieDaVinci01(m): 9:21pm On Apr 15, 2017
Came to pick up some pick up line
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Fmartin(op): 9:23pm On Apr 15, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
Came to pick up some pick up line
and wic pick up line did u pick up?
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by elkon(m): 9:25pm On Apr 15, 2017
grin u are the cockroach in my Wardrobe
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by RichieDaVinci01(m): 9:26pm On Apr 15, 2017
Fmartin:
and wic pick up line did u pick up?
None bruh
None of these lines would work on a typical Lagos Mainland girl
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Fmartin(op): 9:34pm On Apr 15, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
None bruh
None of these lines would work on a typical Lagos Mainland girl
lol maybe u should use d monetary ones grin
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Fmartin(op): 9:38pm On Apr 15, 2017
elkon:
grin u are the cockroach in my Wardrobe
dis 1 na old skul grin
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Themainchick11(f): 10:18pm On Apr 15, 2017
you must be a terrorist
cos you blow my mind away.
Lame right? pick up lines are lame and they are for broke boys. 30billion for the account any day
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Nobody: 10:31pm On Apr 15, 2017
konjishild:
maybe ur crushes are dumb asfgrin lol na joke o bro
Fùck you. grin
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by uyisteven(m): 11:13pm On Apr 15, 2017
Themainchick11:
you must be a terrorist
cos you blow my mind away.
Lame right? pick up lines are lame and they are for broke boys. 30billion for the account any day
****
Not everytin is 30 billion 4 the account.., Once in a while, u need to go all *Sexy Oral* on ur partner.
.
.
Am 110% certain u appreciate lovely words sometimes...because am a testimony to that part of u... grin
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Nobody: 11:35pm On Apr 15, 2017
ZarZar:
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart & you'll steal mine wink

What's your name? I wanna know what I'll be screaming tonight wink

You seem a little pale, you must be lacking vitamin me wink

Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot grin

Lol, that's all I got
Wow! Ma nigga your lines are super dope
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Nobody: 6:15am On Apr 16, 2017
SmartBug:
Fùck you. grin
fuhk you toogrin
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by ProsperOkec: 6:18am On Apr 16, 2017
beatcoins:
Pick up lines are lame. They dont work in Nigeria. Use it and she would tag you as a "player" or "womanizer". I'm actually praying against lust and flirtatious spirit. Pray for me
First of all stop watching porn
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Nobody:
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Wow! Ma nigga your lines are super dope
Butchy, are you Igbo? Because you put JEW to the jewellery I imagine on my ring finger grin LMFAO

Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Themainchick11(f): 7:58am On Apr 16, 2017
uyisteven:
****
Not everytin is 30 billion 4 the account.., Once in a while, u need to go all *Sexy Oral* on ur partner.
.
.
Am 110% certain u appreciate lovely words sometimes...because am a testimony to that part of u... grin
sexy oral?? Really,Steven lecture me
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Rtopzy(f): 9:02am On Apr 16, 2017
R u a camera? because every time I look at u I smile.

Do u have a name or can. call u mine.

Can I follow u? cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

I should call u Google because u have everything I'm
looking for

Is there a cell fone in ur back pocket? cos dat ass is calling me.

I'll treat u like my homework, slam u on my table nd do u all nite long

lolz..... fmartin, I done try abi..... Happy Easter.

lefulefu, eezor, sorftwerk.......come n add urs
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Nobody: 9:04am On Apr 16, 2017
SmartBug:
I find it hard to use pick up lines. Because there's always that risk of miscommunication and me ending up explaining.
cos you roll with N-List girls
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Nobody: 9:06am On Apr 16, 2017
ZarZar:
Butchy, are you Igbo? Because you put JEW to the jewellery I imagine on my ring finger grin LMFAO
LMAO
Nice one Carlos
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Fmartin(op): 10:36am On Apr 16, 2017
Rtopzy:
R u a camera? because every time I look at u I smile.

Do u have a name or can. call u mine.

Can I follow u? cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

I should call u Google because u have everything I'm
looking for

Is there a cell fone in ur back pocket? cos dat ass is calling me.

I'll treat u like my homework, slam u on my table nd do u all nite long

lolz..... fmartin, I done try abi..... Happy Easter.

lefulefu, eezor, sorftwerk.......come n add urs
u really try.

do u raise chickens? coz u hv jus raise my cockk grin
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Nobody: 10:44am On Apr 16, 2017
Rtopzy:
R u a camera? because every time I look at u I smile.

Do u have a name or can. call u mine.

Can I follow u? cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

I should call u Google because u have everything I'm
looking for

Is there a cell fone in ur back pocket? cos dat ass is calling me.

I'll treat u like my homework, slam u on my table nd do u all nite long

lolz..... fmartin, I done try abi..... Happy Easter.

lefulefu, eezor, sorftwerk.......come n add urs
lol...this is crazy lol grin grin Babe you really tried ojere....

Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams grin

You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you I’m just a buns grin grin

Does it Hurt? I mean Falling from heaven... grin
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Rtopzy(f): 12:25pm On Apr 16, 2017
Fmartin:
u really try.
do u raise chickens? coz u hv jus raise my cockk grin
Hahaha, LMAO
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Rtopzy(f): 12:25pm On Apr 16, 2017
Fmartin:
u really try.
do u raise chickens? coz u hv jus raise my cockk grin
Hahaha, LMAO
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Rtopzy(f): 12:26pm On Apr 16, 2017
SorftWerk:
lol...this is crazy lol grin grin Babe you really tried ojere....

Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams grin

You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you I’m just a buns grin grin

Does it Hurt? I mean Falling from heaven... grin
Lolz
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by lawflec(m): 1:23pm On Apr 16, 2017
Mjshexy:


If Looks and beauty Could Kill, You'd Be a Weapon of Mass

Destruction.

I want to be with you this Easter but I don't want a yes or no as a reply. just pm for a "yes" and climb mountain Everest for a "no"
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Mjshexy(f): 3:07pm On Apr 16, 2017
lawflec:
Mjshexy:


If Looks and beauty Could Kill, You'd Be a Weapon of Mass

Destruction.

I want to be with you this Easter but I don't want a yes or no as a reply. just pm for a "yes" and climb mountain Everest for a "no"
Lol...thanks luv, happy Easter to you & your loved ones
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Homguy(m): 3:39pm On Apr 16, 2017
Me; Hey dear, I like ur dress.

Her; Thanks.

Me; Can I ask one question?

Her; Sure no prob.

Me; I think your right ear lobe is lower than d left.

Her; Lmao, you are not serious.

Me; I am not sure I am.

Her; My name is Segun, Yours?

Her; Tolu

Me; Alright, I live around here, and I' ld want to see again, say tomorrow?

Her; Lol, I am not sure.

Me; Lemme have ur digits, I ll beep u.

Her; No prob
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Fmartin(op): 3:56pm On Apr 16, 2017
Homguy dis 1 na area pick up line abi? grin
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Nobody: 4:13pm On Apr 16, 2017
Rtopzy:
R u a camera? because every time I look at u I smile.

Do u have a name or can. call u mine.

Can I follow u? cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

I should call u Google because u have everything I'm
looking for

Is there a cell fone in ur back pocket? cos dat ass is calling me.

I'll treat u like my homework, slam u on my table nd do u all nite long

lolz..... fmartin, I done try abi..... Happy Easter.

lefulefu, eezor, sorftwerk.......come n add urs
oh baby when u smile ur teeth be shining like diamonds
when i look at ur beautiful face my heart be beating fast like the spirits beating their drums in the dead of the night in the evill forest cheesy
when i see the way u walk my heart be spining on wheels cheesy
your musical voice sounds like that of a nightingale cheesy
i will jump from third mainland bridge to prove my love for you cheesy
your rear attack is like an oasis to my patched mind cheesy
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Fmartin(op): 4:15pm On Apr 16, 2017
lefulefu:
oh baby when u smile ur teeth be shining like diamonds
when i look at ur beautiful face my heart be beating fast like the spirits beating their drums in the dead of the night in the evill forest cheesy
when i see the way u walk my heart be spining on wheels cheesy
your musical voice sounds like that of a nightingale cheesy
i will jump from third mainland bridge to prove my love for you cheesy
your rear attack is like an oasis to my patched mind cheesy
dope grin
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Nobody: 4:19pm On Apr 16, 2017
lefulefu:
oh baby when u smile ur teeth be shining like diamonds
when i look at ur beautiful face my heart be beating fast like the spirits beating their drums in the dead of the night in the evill forest cheesy
when i see the way u walk my heart be spining on wheels cheesy
your musical voice sounds like that of a nightingale cheesy
i will jump from third mainland bridge to prove my love for you cheesy
your rear attack is like an oasis to my patched mind cheesy
shocked
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Rtopzy(f): 4:35pm On Apr 16, 2017
lefulefu:
oh baby when u smile ur teeth be shining like diamonds
when i look at ur beautiful face my heart be beating fast like the spirits beating their drums in the dead of the night in the evill forest cheesy
when i see the way u walk my heart be spining on wheels cheesy
your musical voice sounds like that of a nightingale cheesy
i will jump from third mainland bridge to prove my love for you cheesy
your rear attack is like an oasis to my patched mind cheesy
Lolz ....... nice
Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Nobody: 4:35pm On Apr 16, 2017
Fmartin:
dope grin
grin grin

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