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Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 6:17pm On Apr 16, 2017
TYPES OF SIDE CHICKS

1. FRIENDLY SIDE CHICK.
These are the ones the Bible called
"enemies within". They are the woman's
friends. They are close to her, know her
secrets, eat her food and even play with
her children. Everyone knows how good
they are yet she is sleeping with her
friend's husband. They are difficult to
catch because they know the schedule of
their friend. They sleep with the man on
his matrimonial bed with her best friend's
picture hanging on the wall. They just
want to have a piece of the cake and
action. The wicked ones scheme to drive
out their friend and take over.

2. MEAN SIDE CHICK.
Her goal is to destroy the marriage. She
wants him to chase away/divorce his wife
so she can take over. She can go
diabolical to achieve her aims. She is the
one that usually call the wife to threaten
her. She has the man's Mumu button and
the man can spend all his cash on her
while giving his wife and kids nothing.
This side chick always want to be number
one.

3. DESPERATE SIDE CHICK.
She knows he is married. She is desperate
and her goal is to marry the man. She
doesn't give a hoot whether the man's
wife is alive or not. She is willing to be a
second, third or even fourth wife. She
wants her own apartment and car and will
marry the man and bear him kids. Most
times, they prefer to have their own
place when they finally marry the man.
They don't want to compete with
madame in her sanctuary.

4. SYMPATHETIC SIDE CHICK
She knows he is married. He confides in
her so she listens to his lies about his
wife. He tells her how sexually frustrated
he is, how she denies him sex for months
and how she treats him badly. She falls
for the lies and start to pity him. She
starts giving him sex to compensate for
the frustrations from his wife. She isn't
doing it for material gains. To her, he is a
nice man while his wife is a witch.

5. THE RESERVE SIDE CHICK
She knows the man is married. All she
wants is his money and the benefits of a
full time side chick. It's a case of money
for hand, back for ground. Goodies in
exchange for good sex. She has her own
relationship but doesn't mind making
money on the side fucking other men.
They are mainly runs girls. They usually
feel they are doing the marriage a favour
by keeping the man sexually satisfied.

6. THE NAIVE SIDE CHICK.
she doesn't know the man is married.
The man pretends to be single and want
to marry her. She thinks she is in a
serious relationship with him and cuts out
other suitors. She can see the signs that
things don't add up but she ignores them
all. He is single on social media, no
wedding pictures on his phone, she has
met his relatives and even spoken to his
mother. She end up finding out when she
is neck deep into the relationship.
Abeg i have tried...........add your own.
# sidechicks

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Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by FelixFelicia(m): 6:18pm On Apr 16, 2017
Na wa o, no spacing or paragraph
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 6:20pm On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
Na wa o, no spacing or paragraph
done
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by FelixFelicia(m): 6:24pm On Apr 16, 2017
So bumbae1 which kind of sidechick are you? wink
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by prynsex(m): 6:25pm On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
Na wa o, no spacing or paragraph
daz what happen when you C&P
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Tallesty1(m): 6:29pm On Apr 16, 2017
Loos
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 8:16pm On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
So bumbae1 which kind of sidechick are you? wink
I am the main chick
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 8:18pm On Apr 16, 2017
prynsex:
daz what happen when you C&P
abi o
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Fmartin(m): 8:54pm On Apr 16, 2017
7. the main side chick grin
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Nobody: 9:27pm On Apr 16, 2017
Dating married men is way out of my league.



I ain't a saint though but there are limits.
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by mecussey(m): 11:09pm On Apr 16, 2017
funny how women find married men more attractive.
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Nobody: 11:24pm On Apr 16, 2017
Omoo i weak for all these kind side chicks menhnnn cheesy cheesy
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by sweeterman(m): 6:03am On Apr 17, 2017
Dis is what i need in my life cool cool


4. SYMPATHETIC SIDE CHICK
She knows he is married. He confides in
her so she listens to his lies about his
wife. He tells her how sexually frustrated
he is, how she denies him sex for months
and how she treats him badly. She falls
for the lies and start to pity him. She
starts giving him sex to compensate for
the frustrations from his wife. She isn't
doing it for material gains. To her, he is a
nice man while his wife is a witch.
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 5:41pm On Apr 17, 2017
sweeterman:
Dis is what i need in my life cool cool

4. SYMPATHETIC SIDE CHICK She knows he is married. He confides in her so she listens to his lies about his wife. He tells her how sexually frustrated he is, how she denies him sex for months and how she treats him badly. She falls for the lies and start to pity him. She starts giving him sex to compensate for the frustrations from his wife. She isn't doing it for material gains. To her, he is a nice man while his wife is a witch.
The devil is holding koboko for you in, you-know- where.
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by sweeterman(m): 10:31pm On Apr 17, 2017
Themainchick11:

The devil is holding koboko for you in, you-know- where.

grin grin grin

Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Davidgrey: 10:35pm On Apr 17, 2017
Compiled crap!
Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Nobody: 10:44pm On Apr 17, 2017
ok

Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 1:45pm On Apr 18, 2017
Davidgrey:
Compiled crap!
compile your own crap and let's see.

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