I got 41.25% in the test. So, why did I fail so woefully?

I was tensed ahead of the test on Wednesday morning April 5th 2017. I said to myself, "well, since I am here (at fidelity bank Enugu branch) before 7am, let me chill in a near by shop and wait till it is 8am. So I ordered for pure water and okpa to cool my head.

I immediately remembered that I need more of sugar since am suffering from high b.p and was feeling tired. I ordered for one bottle of Pepsi. The sales boy said "no 30cl Pepsi Sir, we have 50cl". I said "ok, give me the 50cl".

I drank the 50cl Pepsi and I was feeling ready for the test.

Fast forward, test period. I was feeling high! the questions weren't too hard, it wasn't too easy either. I was flying, but upon reaching the number 35 question, I died and rose back to life again.

Chai!! dere is god ooooo!! this piss wey dey worry me!! dere is god ooo!!

The piss that was worrying me got worst. The air condition wasn't helping matters. I was feeling my bladder almost about to explode.

"Ma'am please can I use the rest room?" I called the hr lady... who was looking at me as if my head was paining me. lol. "But your time is still going" she said, looking worried. A lovely lady, looking fresh and ripe like the mango am sipping as I narrate my woes. I replied "just two minutes, I will be done with the rest room". She said ok that I should go.

I was happy, feeling relieved. walking awkwardly as I am about to leave the test hall. "Come back here!" the hr lady called. "am sorry, it is either you complete your test and go or you quit the test. nobody is allowed to use the rest room when the test is still on". Damn! I was sad. There were thoughts about my actions running in my head. Was I right or wrong? did I do the right thing by speaking up? why did the hr lady decide to change her mind? All these and more as i head back to the hot seat.

What was she thinking sef!! I asked myself again. Was it that I might hack their computer database through the rest room or what? wtf. I hissed loudly. much to the attention of the other candidates seated around me.

I wrote the test with constant pressure. No atom of concentration as i scored below what I can do. After that, my friend said to me, "guy bone village people, they will never succeed. Lol! I have a real sense of belief that they are after my case. Lol. Anyways, tests are no true test of knowledge.

Eeyah, no think am. You fit pass make dem no give you the job sef. You sef next time just drink water.

Your honesty and positivity trip me. I think you could have pleaded with that fresh woman that you have to use the rest room.

After writing the one of NBC and I left the hall out of anger, I promised not to write all those bullshit again!!

I will build up my years of experience with my job now, and I will come in as a management staff.. not to come and be writing stupid exams!!!

Fvck all of em!!

Bank job; who has seen that movie?

try your luck at Zenith

Move on and learn from the mistake to be better on your next opportunity. God help all the job seekers. Amen

When you secure the job at last, start planning your exit from day 1.
Save Save and Save so you could start up something.
Don't limit your future to an organization, Be an employer of labour and work to actualize it.
Start small and grow big.

U dont have a godfather up there thats why. Sorry

Lol, there is God

you dont have logistics

You story get k leg.

My brother, i understand your point

But the fact is that you failed not because of the urine expulsion you wanted to make but lack of preparation or seriousness on your part.

i once went for this kinda test and i drank pepsi and gala before the test, i felt uneasy as well but the fact that i prioritized what i went there for than the urine made it possible to score high. you even sound playful.

Stop placing this kinda stuff here to score cheap pity. i didnt pity u. Am sorry

sorry try savannah bank.

Go and fail no more

Sorry

bros, Ogun aiyé è is 500terabyte. I suggest you see wholi arole for deliverance.

i just learnt that there is a bright and funny side to every situation. see how op turned his woes into something to laff about,.... others would have cursed the hr lady, all the banks in Nigeria and even africa. lol

i wish success next time

Olodoooooooooooooo

Don't worry another opportunity will come soon.

How long was the test...u no fit hold piss for 1hr

I guess God has something bigger for u

Lol

Eyaa

cardoctor:
U dont have a godfather up there thats why. Sorry

You dont need any god father any where.

Not to worry. Something good will come soon. At least you have identified your shortcomings.

I went for an aptitude test recently and it was crazy. I fasted that morning and what was scheduled to start for 12 didn't start till about 1pm. I was already dizzy and weak. When I saw the questions the headache started. I don't know who sent me to fast the morning of the aptitude test. I was just begging God in my mind like "shebi you know the fasting was for you". I could barely think or reason as I was quite dehydrated. As I expected I failed the test woefully. Now if I am going for any interview or test I fast the day before and eat breakfast with enough water the morning of the interview.

okay.

God will give you a better job


believe and work harder bro

Dont Worry. God is planning something better and bigger

You sip mangoes? Who does that?

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wow! this made front page. thanks nairaland

Sorry try more harder again ko