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How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 2:54pm On Apr 19, 2017
I got 41.25% in the test. So, why did I fail so woefully?

I was tensed ahead of the test on Wednesday morning April 5th 2017. I said to myself, "well, since I am here (at fidelity bank Enugu branch) before 7am, let me chill in a near by shop and wait till it is 8am. So I ordered for pure water and okpa to cool my head.

I immediately remembered that I need more of sugar since am suffering from high b.p and was feeling tired. I ordered for one bottle of Pepsi. The sales boy said "no 30cl Pepsi Sir, we have 50cl". I said "ok, give me the 50cl".

I drank the 50cl Pepsi and I was feeling ready for the test.

Fast forward, test period. I was feeling high! the questions weren't too hard, it wasn't too easy either. I was flying, but upon reaching the number 35 question, I died and rose back to life again.

Chai!! dere is god ooooo!! this piss wey dey worry me!! dere is god ooo!!

The piss that was worrying me got worst. The air condition wasn't helping matters. I was feeling my bladder almost about to explode.

"Ma'am please can I use the rest room?" I called the hr lady... who was looking at me as if my head was paining me. lol. "But your time is still going" she said, looking worried. A lovely lady, looking fresh and ripe like the mango am sipping as I narrate my woes. I replied "just two minutes, I will be done with the rest room". She said ok that I should go.

I was happy, feeling relieved. walking awkwardly as I am about to leave the test hall. "Come back here!" the hr lady called. "am sorry, it is either you complete your test and go or you quit the test. nobody is allowed to use the rest room when the test is still on". Damn! I was sad. There were thoughts about my actions running in my head. Was I right or wrong? did I do the right thing by speaking up? why did the hr lady decide to change her mind? All these and more as i head back to the hot seat.

What was she thinking sef!! I asked myself again. Was it that I might hack their computer database through the rest room or what? wtf. I hissed loudly. much to the attention of the other candidates seated around me.

I wrote the test with constant pressure. No atom of concentration as i scored below what I can do. After that, my friend said to me, "guy bone village people, they will never succeed. Lol! I have a real sense of belief that they are after my case. Lol. Anyways, tests are no true test of knowledge.

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by LAFO: 2:56pm On Apr 19, 2017
Pele, another test go surface


Drink alomo a day before


Examinations and Tests are not the true reflections of someone's intelligence.
Sometimes, tests are used to 'weed' people out.


Pele OP, you go make am.


You get high BP you wan work for Bank?

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by fuckerstard: 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2017
Eeyah, no think am. You fit pass make dem no give you the job sef. You sef next time just drink water.

Your honesty and positivity trip me. I think you could have pleaded with that fresh woman that you have to use the rest room.

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by generalbush(m): 3:14pm On Apr 19, 2017
After writing the one of NBC and I left the hall out of anger, I promised not to write all those bullshit again!!

I will build up my years of experience with my job now, and I will come in as a management staff.. not to come and be writing stupid exams!!!

Fvck all of em!!

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by veekid(m): 3:32pm On Apr 19, 2017
Bank job; who has seen that movie?

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 3:33pm On Apr 19, 2017
try your luck at Zenith

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by joebeckz(m): 3:34pm On Apr 19, 2017
Move on and learn from the mistake to be better on your next opportunity. God help all the job seekers. Amen

When you secure the job at last, start planning your exit from day 1.
Save Save and Save so you could start up something.
Don't limit your future to an organization, Be an employer of labour and work to actualize it.
Start small and grow big.

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by hucienda: 3:34pm On Apr 19, 2017
It's part of experience.
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by cardoctor(m): 3:34pm On Apr 19, 2017
U dont have a godfather up there thats why. Sorry
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Sweetyie(f): 3:34pm On Apr 19, 2017
Lol, there is God
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Tenim47(m): 3:34pm On Apr 19, 2017
you dont have logistics grin

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by brainpulse: 3:35pm On Apr 19, 2017
You story get k leg.

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by lollypeezle(m): 3:36pm On Apr 19, 2017
My brother, i understand your point

But the fact is that you failed not because of the urine expulsion you wanted to make but lack of preparation or seriousness on your part.

i once went for this kinda test and i drank pepsi and gala before the test, i felt uneasy as well but the fact that i prioritized what i went there for than the urine made it possible to score high. you even sound playful.

Stop placing this kinda stuff here to score cheap pity. i didnt pity u. Am sorry

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nicepoker(m): 3:36pm On Apr 19, 2017
sorry try savannah bank.
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by leksmedia: 3:36pm On Apr 19, 2017
Go and fail no more

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by herkeym001(m): 3:37pm On Apr 19, 2017
Sorry
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by darocha1(m): 3:37pm On Apr 19, 2017
bros, Ogun aiyé è is 500terabyte. I suggest you see wholi arole for deliverance.

Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by ilobasama(m): 3:37pm On Apr 19, 2017
i just learnt that there is a bright and funny side to every situation. see how op turned his woes into something to laff about,.... others would have cursed the hr lady, all the banks in Nigeria and even africa. lol

i wish success next time

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by BABANGBALI: 3:37pm On Apr 19, 2017
Olodoooooooooooooo tongue grin
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by AntiWailer: 3:37pm On Apr 19, 2017
Don't worry another opportunity will come soon.
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by piagetskinner(m): 3:37pm On Apr 19, 2017
How long was the test...u no fit hold piss for 1hr

I guess God has something bigger for u

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by dlondonbadboy: 3:37pm On Apr 19, 2017
Lol

Eyaa
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by AntiWailer: 3:38pm On Apr 19, 2017
cardoctor:
U dont have a godfather up there thats why. Sorry

You dont need any god father any where.

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 3:39pm On Apr 19, 2017
Not to worry. Something good will come soon. At least you have identified your shortcomings.

I went for an aptitude test recently and it was crazy. I fasted that morning and what was scheduled to start for 12 didn't start till about 1pm. I was already dizzy and weak. When I saw the questions the headache started. I don't know who sent me to fast the morning of the aptitude test. I was just begging God in my mind like "shebi you know the fasting was for you". I could barely think or reason as I was quite dehydrated. As I expected I failed the test woefully. Now if I am going for any interview or test I fast the day before and eat breakfast with enough water the morning of the interview.

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 3:39pm On Apr 19, 2017
okay.
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Fernandowski(m): 3:41pm On Apr 19, 2017
God will give you a better job


believe and work harder bro
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by registration(m): 3:41pm On Apr 19, 2017
Dont Worry. God is planning something better and bigger

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by slap1(m): 3:41pm On Apr 19, 2017
You sip mangoes? Who does that? undecided

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Mr2kay3: 3:43pm On Apr 19, 2017
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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 3:43pm On Apr 19, 2017
wow! this made front page. thanks nairaland grin
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by damanjohn: 3:44pm On Apr 19, 2017
Sorry try more harder again ko

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