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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by luminouz(m): 5:20pm On Apr 19, 2017
curiositymaster:
I know you made this up to advertise Fidelity bank. wink

If na me dat wan go piss and one yeye HR asks me to go back, I'll just jejely go back, unzip my trouser and piss for dere ni.
I swear that is what I will do too!!!!! N then walk out majestically!!!!! D guy should have been allowed to pee without his personal effects on him escorted by a guard or something!
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by karma2000: 5:22pm On Apr 19, 2017
karma of over drinking and over eating befor going for an important job interview
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 5:23pm On Apr 19, 2017
luminouz:

I swear that is what I will do too!!!!! N then walk out majestically!!!!! D guy should have been allowed to pee without his personal effects on him escorted by a guard or something!

grin
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by DEBJOCH1(m): 5:23pm On Apr 19, 2017
Self descipline Zero, cant you just comport your self just for one of the test? na wa for some people, and you are here proud of your action.
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by DEBJOCH1(m): 5:24pm On Apr 19, 2017
Self descipline Zero, cant you just comport your self just for one hour of the test? na wa for some people, and you are here proud of your action.
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by luminouz(m): 5:25pm On Apr 19, 2017
DEBJOCH1:
Self descipline Zero, cant you just comport your self just for one of the test? na wa for some people, and you are here proud of your action.
Hot piss never hold u before abi? Mr Comportment!!!! undecided

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 5:38pm On Apr 19, 2017
SaintAkindile:


My brother, na so I see am. It was really very serious this experience. I can't even describe how I felt, it was hot. I learnt my lessons anyway. some peeps will not understand though

may God bless your hussle sir

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by lloydhassan(m): 5:47pm On Apr 19, 2017
Aiye le ooooooooh, ibosi ooooh....

Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Jointhemiltons2(m): 5:57pm On Apr 19, 2017
piagetskinner:
How long was the test...u no fit hold piss for 1hr

I guess God has something bigger for u
Baba the piss dah comes when you drink water is different from the one wen you drink Pepsi. You can't hold the one with Pepsi o.
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Tisham20(m): 6:19pm On Apr 19, 2017
better luck next tym
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by piagetskinner(m): 6:29pm On Apr 19, 2017
Jointhemiltons2:

Baba the piss dah comes when you drink water is different from the one wen you drink Pepsi. You can't hold the one with Pepsi o.

Haha...all is well
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by clemils1: 6:29pm On Apr 19, 2017
no mind the olodo
LAFO:
Pele, another test go surface


Drink alomo a day before


Examinations and Tests are not the true reflections of someone's intelligence.
Sometimes, tests are used to 'weed' people out.


Pele OP, you go make am.


You get high BP you wan work for Bank?

Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by casiello(m): 6:33pm On Apr 19, 2017
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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 6:45pm On Apr 19, 2017
That yeye Fidelity bank. OP,are you a HND or Bsc holder? I ask because we all know most banks love HND holders so much. I don't know what university graduates did to them. If its not through Trainee school recruitment platform and connection,na only Polytechnic graduates go dey work for bank. My own was a connection yet I couldn't even pass the test. It was so difficult;compared to those of UBA and Sterling bank I wrote before that one.
The worst part was that they actually separated HND holders from BSC holders right before our very eyes with different questions for the two groups.
No one needed to tell me theirs was easier. undecided

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Guest2017(m): 6:56pm On Apr 19, 2017
The opportunity Contributed to whatever must have happened, it's either the test was more difficult than u could handle or u were not well prepared. Additionally, the urine expulsion should nt be a problem, as u r a guy, u should be able to hold the urine longer Dan a female can.

All D best in ur subsequent endeavors
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 7:15pm On Apr 19, 2017
veekid:
Bank job; who has seen that movie?
some Jason Statham thing going on there dude
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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Wiseandtrue(f): 8:00pm On Apr 19, 2017
LAFO:
Pele, another test go surface


Drink alomo a day before


Examinations and Tests are not the true reflections of someone's intelligence.
Sometimes, tests are used to 'weed' people out.


Pele OP, you go make am.


You get high BP you wan work for Bank?

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Mypeople2(m): 8:25pm On Apr 19, 2017
When I was in 200L, I wrote one test.While writing the test, I was praying for the lecturer to say pens up.I was so so uncomfortable. My stomach was singing a song that could only be interpreted by Mrs White.Then I wasn't even thinking of the test but how to free myself.So these things happen

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by mofy1(f): 9:53pm On Apr 19, 2017
What is the cut off mark
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 10:26pm On Apr 19, 2017
Experienced something similar,went for an interview by 10am. We wrote psychometric test and essay finished around 1pm then we were told to wait for interview. I didnt eat before leaving home coz i felt i wouldnt take long.lo and behold the interview started 4pm and i was called upon by 7pm. I still hadnt eaten anything because i was on my period and there was nothing around other than soft drink and snacks,we were even given biscuit and drink as refreshment but still couldnt take it cos if i should its would increase the stomach pain i was having. When i eventually went in for the interview i was just speaking rubbish cos i was so uncomfortable,I only waited that long because i was determined to stay till the end buh its was all for nothing
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 10:29pm On Apr 19, 2017
Trina0936:
That yeye Fidelity bank. OP,are you a HND or Bsc holder? I ask because we all know most banks love HND holders so much. I don't know what university graduates did to them. If its not through Trainee school recruitment platform and connection,na only Polytechnic graduates go dey work for bank. My own was a connection yet I couldn't even pass the test. It was so difficult;compared to those of UBA and Sterling bank I wrote before that one.
The worst part was that they actually separated HND holders from BSC holders right before our very eyes with different questions for the two groups.
No one needed to tell me theirs was easier. undecided
Are you sure,we werent seperated when i wrote mine though i dont know if everyone was hnd or bsc holder buh nothing of such happened.

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Welcomme: 10:58pm On Apr 19, 2017
Jonarinho:
i was invited for the test, I didn't even show up....... life sha... undecided
When did u apply sir?
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by DivineKayy(m): 3:38am On Apr 20, 2017
casiello:
Since it's a Computer test, why couldn't the test timer be paused? I remember taking a Dragnet test during my job hunting days, I was pressed, they paused my test timer, allowed me use the rest room and I resumed from where I stopped. No issues at all. I'm surprised that by now some organisations are yet to upgrade their testing software. Or at least, the HR should inform everyone you can't step out during test before allowing the test to begin. Fidelity should upgrade their systems or use the likes of Dragnet. Inconvenience occurs during tests and exams, we all experienced it during school exams at some point so I don't understand why it should be different as a graduate and certainly don't understand why people are hypocritically blaming OP. Inconvenience doesn't translate to dumbness. Fidelity should be more professional or hire a professional consultant simple!!
@OP, don't worry, you will pass the next test colorfully, the system failed you, you didn't fail yourself.
You should not be able to pause any test timer... you are simply saying I should be able to pause the timer while a solve a question after the question had been displayed and then continue when I have an answer?
Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by Nobody: 9:07am On Apr 20, 2017
@OP.. you should have known and from what you explained you might have coped Diabetes Type 2.. frequent urination and if you have High BP you should know that diabetes is her brother.

Loose your bladder before such engagements and even if you are thirsty.. it is one of the symptoms of TypeII Diabetes.. get tested and go on medication.. change your lifestyle and diet. you are too young to go the way of others

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Re: How I Failed The Fidelity Bank Job Test by casiello(m): 11:56am On Apr 20, 2017
DivineKayy:

You should not be able to pause any test timer... you are simply saying I should be able to pause the timer while a solve a question after the question had been displayed and then continue when I have an answer?
You will be logged out of the system. When you come back you re-login. It's not like there is a pause button, atleast i didnt see one. it's the invigilator who sort of controls it. Its not a big deal really.

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