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Chinaza came to my lodge looking so unlike her, her fair robust body was tanned in an unsexy way and she seemed to have lost some flesh. I was just watching her as she came into my room, too dumbfounded to even welcome her.

She came and stood staring at me, we stared at each other for sometime before she walked up to me on the bed and dropped herself on my laps.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" she asked me.
"I just noticed that you look like Roseline."

Roseline was their very slim fitted house girl, not that she wasn't fine, in fact the slim fit was actually good on her just that I am so much into asses.

"Really? Is that a good thing?" she asked looking at me.
"Naza, there is nothing good about it, if I wanted to date a tiny girl I would be with your house girl, not you, in short sit down first. I'm coming."
She sat on the bed and I went outside in search of shape and James. I badged into shapes room and met her in her bras and pants. If she wasn't a virgin, I would have been thanking God her sister wasn't around.

"Dress up and follow me," I commanded and she eyed me suspiciously, not minding her outfit and my constant stares at her well rounded ass and boobs.
"Any problem?"
"Wear something first or can you follow me like that?"
She rolled her eyes at me and flipped on her gown. We went into James room and he was snoring away his life. I beat him up and dragged him along with Shape to my room.

Chinaza stared at us curiously as we came in. I made them stand and observe her for sometime, glances were flying from everywhere to me.

"Can't you guys see?" I shouted in frustration.
"See what?" Shape asked staring at me.
"Oh, Naza came, we can see that," James replied, scratching his head.
"Guy don't be silly, can't you see how thin she is looking."

James searched her with his eyes and nodded.
"Yes, maybe she wants to be a model."
Shape was entirely indifferent. Chinaza made me sit beside her on the bed. James left while shape joined us on the bed. I was preparing for a wonderful 3some in my mind but got something else. Something I didn't like one bit.

"Chi something happened."
That was shape talking to me like I just lost my wife and she was loaded with the burden of giving me the news, well, Naza was there so obviously, I hadn't lost my wife. Lol

"What happened?" I asked, sharing glances between her and Naza.
"It's chinaza, she fell sick last month, that was before her birthday."
"Why didn't she say that when we came for the party?" I asked trying to hide the fear that was cropping up in my mind, I was hoping and praying fervently that she didn't have HIV.
"Because it wasn't serious then, so telling you was unnecessary," Naza replied in a way that spooked me seriously, you should see the look on her face, real scary.
"So now what? Do you have HIV?" I asked and she shot me a glance.
"No I don't," she retorted and eyed me suspiciously " Chinecherem, do you have?"
"Of course not, where will I get it when you don't have."

"Well, She went to the hospital, I followed her actually," shape continued.
"Ehee," I was getting impatient.
"And tests were done," shape said slowly, my suspension reaching it's zenith. Does she have cancer? If so, I was hoping it wasn't cancer of the pussy or breast.

"I am pregnant," Chinaza cried out eventually. If she had said cancer of the pussy and breast at the same time, I would have preferred it.

My mind rushed back to the previous year, yea, when we all fell sick and she came back with the pregnancy joke. My mind clicked, yea, the date was April 5th. I smiled and looked at the two of them. I caught them in time. My racing heart slowed down a bit.

"Baby, it's April 5th today, your joke came late," I said, grabbing her hand, she flipped my hands away and sniffed.
"I am not joking, I am pregnant, fucking pregnant Chinecherem."

Like she was crying and her beautiful light face was red. She obviously wasn't joking so the April fool thing was a sham.

"For who?"
Jeez, I didn't even know when I asked her that, the look she gave me was out of this world. I half prayed for her to say it's James or Shape, YES! Shape!! anybody but me!!!

"Don't you dare ask me that again," she almost yelled out. Obviously, it was me. The room went dark and my head was spinning 360 degrees, I could hear Nigerian police siren blasting in my ear, my right early only, my left ear wasn't even hearing any sound.

I stood up from the bed and made my way to James room. I didn't even know how I managed to get there because I wasn't even seeing the road at all.
"Guy what's up?" James asked as I walked in, he was leaning over his plate of over soaked garri.
"I don't know guy, Shape and.. and Chinaza, they are in my room," I was stuttering as I spoke.
"Yes, I know they are in your room, what happened? Are they doing lezzy?"
"No, Naza was saying something, errm, she was saying something about something, James I don't know," I Stopped and took a deep breath while James watched me like I was doing a Basket Mouth something.
"Just go in there and find out what Naza was saying, then come back and tell me because I didn't even understand what she told me."
"Ok, I will go, but don't touch my garri," he warned and left, if only he knew that the garri looked like shit to me at that moment.

I crashed on the bed and gazed at the roof. My mother's favorite advice to my brother and I was banging hard against my head.
"Umu m, any man that a woman doesn't kill will surely live out his God allotted time on earth."
But It's Chinaza, my only true Love, she can't kill me.
My head was popping like pop corns as I sat there, imagining how I will break the news to my people.
My Mom will just shout the living daylight out of me. I don't know what my father will do.

James came back looking more confused than I was.
"Guy what was she saying?" I asked him.
"That she is pregnant for you and she wasn't joking o."
"Guy is that even possible? I mean are you sure I am not impotent?"
Anything that would null and void the possibility of my being the owner of the pregnancy was welcomed. James just looked at me like I was going mad.
"Wetin you mean, guy you are potent in Jesus name."
"Amen but guy, do you think the something is mine?"
" It should be naa, I think you are the only one fucking her."

We both sat on the bed, staring away.
"Maybe you should call Williams," James suggested and I nodded, that was the most coded thing to do.
"I have to get my phone, it's in my room."

I opened the curtains to my room and peeped in, I was obviously expecting Naza to grin at me and say it was all a prank but she didn't, she was sitting on the bed with Shape, staring at the TV, she had stopped crying.

"What do you want to do now?" I asked her as I got to her on the bed. She looked at me and shook her head.
"I don't know."
I stared at her for a few seconds, she returned my stares and her countenance changed.
"No way, I am not aborting him."
I was yet to find out how she keeps reading my mind through my eyes.
"I wasn't saying that."
"But you were thinking it, please I won't abort him."
"Him? You already know it's a boy?"
Something was telling me that she was enjoying the whole pregnant something. Shape was having the laugh of her life at the side.
She just let out a weak smile and threw herself into my hands while I called Williams.

"Hello, young man, how are you?" Willy bassed into my ears.
"Guy I no dy, you fit enter my lodge?"
"Ermm, wetin happen, you give woman belle?"
That was funny.
"Yes, I give woman belle, abeg come tomorrow."
He laughed, he probably thought I was joking.
"See you and your impotent prick, I dy come tomorrow."

We dropped the phone and I wished I was impotent. Lol


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My brother looked even more confused than James was the day I was mumbling about what Naza told me. The look on Willy's face was to die for, as in, it can kill you. If not for the cute face and the neat beards, you would have called him an slowpoke.

"What are even saying? That Chinaza is sick and went to the hospital, so? She is here naa and she is not dead."
"Bro I am trying to say that she is pregnant," I said and expected him to place both his hands on his head. He merely smiled.

"Congratulations dear," he was referring to Chinaza. "I hope the guy responsible is going to marry you before the sign turns up."

Chinaza merely shook her head, she knew Willy was a clown most of the time.
"Bro, the baby is mine," I said it slowly, avoiding eye contact. The whole room went silent. For about 5 seconds nobody spoke.
I thought my brother was burning me up with his eyes only to look up and see him staring sheepishly at shape who was at the door.
I just weak for my family.

I slapped his knee and he turned to me sharply.
"What were you saying?"
"I was saying that Chinaza is pregnant for me and that girl at the door is a virgin."
His eyes bulged, I didn't know what made them bulge, whether it was the pregnancy or the Virgin ish. Unwanted pregnancy to Willie was bad news and hooking up with a Virgin was worst. He refers to it as a worthless relationship.

Chinaza stood up and left with Shape. Willie was just engaged in an eye contest with me.
"Jeez, Chex, I have been in this game for 100 years before they gave birth to you and yet no Bleep ups, how could you have been so careless?"
"I don't know o bro. It just happened, I don't even know what to do."
He was giving me that look that unlocks the tear gland in a man, the look that usually says, "Bro you Bleep up and you are finished at the same time".
"What do we do now?" I I asked and he pulled closer to me on the bed.

"Did you tell her of abortion?"
I looked at him and shook my head.
"She didn't even wait for the suggestion, she just change am for me when she suspected that I will bring it up."
"Guy serious Bleep up."
"Yea, Dad will just throw me over the balcony," I murmured, shedding internal tears.
"No he won't," he replied.
"You sure?"
"Yea, he said he no longer needs stress with his children."
"Thank God," I said and heaved a sigh of relief.
"Yes, he is only going to shoot you, he just bought a pump action."
Willie was wicked in a sort, he just dropped it casually like shooting someone was the same thing as flogging him.

"See what we are going to do now," he started and I paid rapt attention, hoping he wasn't going to misyarn.
"Yes?"
"We will go to Dad's office."
"What for?"
"Listen now, abi do you prefer going home first where both him and mom will jointly roast you like roadside maize?"
I shook my head, I had better go with his plan, he was the next man after my father and I believed he controlled some authority.
"We will settle with dad, then we get home, he can help us fix mum."
"Yea, you made sense."
I always knew Willie was a great asset.
"We will talk to Rita too, she will help us."
"Rita will Finish me naa," I protested.
"Yes but she will also help, just relax, you only got her pregnant, you didn't kill her."
I fell back on the bed and hissed. I knew pussy was going to kill me one day but I never expected it to be Chinaza's own.

"So when are we going to see Dad?" I asked getting up from the bed.
"After I get this girl that just left with Naza."
He was devouring the only star in my fridge.
"She is a virgin bro."
He smiled at me and nodded.
"I have readjusted my standards, I am the new Isreal."
"Israel kwa?"
He nodded again and smiled.
"I will tear down that wall of Jericho."

I sighed and fell back on the bed. The next picture on my mind was me and shape on the bed after Willie must have opened her. Jeez, I swear I will be the worst father on earth.

He stood up from the chair and walked outside, probably after shape. He hadn't been gone for more than 30 seconds before Chinaza bursted into my room, holding his hand, against his wish.

"Are you guys done?" she asked me as I stared at them. I nodded and she made Willie take a sit.
"Now, lets discuss about my own issue."
"What issue?" Willie asked.
"My family, how will I tell them about it?"
"It's very easy, you just walk up to them and yarn them what's up."
That was Williams.
"Maybe you should help me, I will appreciate," Chinaza replied him, rolling her eyes.
"Have you told Chinelo?" I asked and she nodded.
"I told her when the result came out."
"What did she say?"
"That I am finished," she answered casually. I had almost forgotten about her parents.
"Fine, I will be there, maybe tomorrow, we will move from dad's office to your dad's." I said and she put down her head, sobbing without tears.
"What now?" I asked.
"God I am finished. My Mom thinks I am still a virgin."

I don't know why I didn't laugh at that, it was damn funny.

Williams took us out in the evening, Me, Chinaza, James and Shape. Somehow, my brother meandered his way into shapes cubicle, shape was all over him in the end. That boy is a magician.
It was at the peak of the moment that I learnt Shape's real name was Chinaza.

I am as amazed as you are.

For a moment, everything seemed normal, Chinaza's pregnancy was thrown to the background while we had the fun of our lives. Willie had come with mom's car and so it was a little high key.

I spent the rest of the night prophesying my undying love for Chinaza. I was drunk and high but she wouldn't bulge, she needed no second pregnancy and when the chips were down. It turned out that Shape was never a virgin, maybe her asshole is still sealed but her pussy was as open as the temple.

I was only pained at what I had missed for almost a year.

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I knew she's no Virgin. No Virginia clings to a guy like that without urge.



Or so I tot

guy bone oo d reason d girl no Bleep u na cos say u dey yansh her namesake ooo

nice one....but for shape...seen her kinda gal before....not virgin but act like one and tempt guys with there endowment but still wanna do but there ego wont make dem wanna give

thumbs up

weldone bro

Thank god you only got someone prego and not that you've contacted HIV, or you expect to keep enjoying girl without having to pay for something. Congrats baba ikoko to be

waluga:
nice one....but for shape...seen her kinda gal before....not virgin but act like one and tempt guys with there endowment but still wanna do but there ego wont make dem wanna give

thumbs up

I weak o
Thanks bro.

tojahh:
I knew she's no Virgin. No Virginia clings to a guy like that without urge.



Or so I tot

BlissfulJeff:
weldone bro

Thanks Bliss

umufarha:
Thank god you only got someone prego and not that you've contacted HIV, or you expect to keep enjoying girl without having to pay for something. Congrats baba ikoko to be

babe please naa. Pity me

Blood is thicker than water, even Akamu. I appreciated that saying at my dad's office.

So I and Willie popped into his place of work around 12 pm the next day after Willie have treated me to Nico and Vinc's "That's how you know you bleeped up" in mom's car.
We were blocked by his secretary. She wanted to call him before we can go in. Imagine, our own father. We relaxed shaa, we didn't want to start the day with more Bleep ups, knowing the sensitivity of our mission.

"He said you should wait a while before coming in."
She still had the phone to her ear when she passed us the message.
"What do you mean?" Willie protested.
"But he is our father!" I added.

"And so what? My friend wait there!"
That was my father shouting over the phone. We heard him Loud and clear. So we just mellowed and waited. We took a seat facing the secretary.

"So you mean shape wasn't a virgin?"
Willie nodded and winked at me.
"Jesus, so I had something like that under my nose and you just came and took it away?"
"You are still learning naa, how can you expect a girl like that to be a virgin."
I nodded and shook my head at the same time.
"Willie you are an Idiot."
He eyed me and laughed. The secretary eyed us and I was forced to look at her. My right eye observed her face on which she placed reading glasses like she actually knows anything. It reminded me of when I loved to watch women on glasses porn, they are always good looking.
Meanwhile, my left eyes was placed on my favorite part of the female body, not the boobs, the the other side.
She wore panties but the dark shade didn't let me know the exact color and her laps were thick. That allowed me estimate the size of her booty and I was wowed by my findings.

"I swear he is fucking this one, that's why she wore short skirt and pant instead of tights, to allow her pull off fast fast," Willie whispered into my ears.
"Who is fucking her?" I whispered back.
"Popsy naa."
I eyed him.
"Guy are you sure?"
"Dey there, you don't know your father."

Our gossips were still on when the door opened and her royal thickness walked out of his office. She was grabbing some files which she pinned to her inflated boobs. She was beautiful too. I just watched her catwalk to where we sat and I bet Willie too was watching. She beamed us a smile and we smiled back, I bet I showed my 32.
"Williams and his brother, how are you guys?"
"Fine fine," Willie answered for us two.
We exchanged pleasantries and she left. Then the secretary ushered us into the office.

"Is he fucking this one too?" I asked. "I like her."
"Don't you know Aunty Grace?"
I shook my head.
"After momsy, na her."
"So popsy bad like that."

Shaa we walked into the office and met our father. He observed us through the rims of his spectacles as we walked in. We pulled Seats and relaxed.
"Daddy good morning," we greeted.
"Eh, goodnight."
"Sorry, good afternoon," we corrected immediately. He sized me up and asked about school. I said fine, he nodded and switched to Willie.
"You, when are you guys resuming?"
"Ar ar, daddy we just closed naa."
"Are you sure they have not pursue you from school because David's daughter is not yet back."
"Which David's daughter?" Willie asked.
"That Yellow one, Mary Cynthia."
"So Mary is in my school?"
"Yes of course, don't you see her?"
"Dad how can I see her in a school as big as that?"
"Ok shaa, it's almost 1, come and buy something for."
He was pulling out his wallet when Willie coughed.
"O gini?" he asked.
"Dad we didn't come buy something for you, we came because something happened."
He looked at the two of us one after the other.
"What happened, have they suspended you from school?"
He was asking me. I shook my head.
"Are you in a cult?" I shook my head again.
"Did you impregnate a girl?"
Nothing from me, before he could ask any question again, Willie came to my rescue. God bless that boy for me.

"Dad, see what happened, shey you know Chinaza?"
"Who is Chinaza?"
"Erm, Uncle Laz's daughter, that fair one."
He nodded slowly. "His girlfriend?" he said pointing at me.
How did he even know she was my girlfriend. Daddy daddy.
We both nodded.
"Ehe, did you impregnate her?" he was asking Willie. Lol.
"Noo, see what happened."

He started spicing the story the same way I have told it to him the first time. From Chinaza falling sick to her going for test and all.

"Oho, I said it!" My father said as Willie finished.
We both stared at him as he tapped on his table. Shooting his eyes at the two of us. I didn't know if it was sweat or urine but my buttocks was all wet.

"So you went to school, instead of reading your books and coming out of there, instead, you got a girl pregnant. Did I tell you that I needed a baby from you?"
I shook my head, staring at the floor.
"My friend, look at me when I am talking to you."
I obeyed and he continued.
Willie threw his head to the ground, it's not that he was scared, he was only trying not to laugh and me too, I was trying my best to appear remorseful. My father has this way of yelling at you that instead of you feeling bad, you will end up laughing.

"I told to go to school and get me good grades, you say it is a baby that you want, if I wanted a baby from you, I would have married a girl for you, and I even thought you were better than this baby bush."
He was referring to Williams. Now the laughter was threatening to break out.

"All he knows how to do is grow beards and do make up....."
The tongue lashing shifted to Willie and if my sisters were there too, they would have gotten their own portion.

"Where is she?" he asked after he was done and had taken some breaths.
"Back at his lodge," Willie answered.
"Wait," he removed his eye glass and dropped it on the table. "This baby, is it a joint something, are the two of you responsible for it?"
"Noooo!" Willie shouted.
"Then why are you answering for him?"
"She is in my room at school," I shot in.
"You even live together at school?"
"No, she came from her school."
"I think you will have to start going to school from the house," he said.
"That's far!" Willie exclaimed.
"What is far, this one, he will be using public transport, back then, I trekked 20 kilometers to primary school everyday."
Even the look on his face showed that he too was shocked by what he just said. 20km gini.
"Daddy daddy, 20 km kwa?" Willie said, winking at him.
"You don't believe me? You can ask your mom, we walked to school everyday."
"So you were already mingling with mom as early as primary school."
I was already Fearing for Willie's safety when he asked this question but my father played it cool.
"My friend that is none of your business, but then, we trekked big time, you people of nowadays are just lucky."

That was how Chinaza's pregnancy was concluded and my father's primary school history took over. I didn't make much noise shaa, before he will come and notice me again.

"Ehe, come and buy me lunch at that restaurant across the street."
He pulled out 1k from his wallet and handed it over to Willie. We both stood up.
"Buy yours too, shey you will eat?"
He didn't need to ask.
"And call me that lady outside," he said, putting back his glasses.
"There are two girls," Willie informed.
"Call the one with the biggest breast."

Jeez, Why won't I impregnate a girl when I have a father like that. It runs in the family.


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It truly run in the family RIDE ON BRO

like father like son

This part got me laughing *call the one with the biggest breast*

lmao...very funny episode

It runs in the family abeg


Now everything chinaecherem is doing is justified


Chipappii Nwoke ike!! Continue busting ma kidney


More bleeping to ur already bleeped workpiece



Abeg I want make naza carry dah pregnancy bikokwa
And ontop still dey enjoying her bleeping ontop oo

Nice one... fire on I dey ur back...


For shape I knw say she go collect tire from neche

Her lower region must confess

Chipappii:
Blood is thicker than water, even Akamu. I appreciated that saying at my dad's office.

So I and Willie popped into his place of work around 12 pm the next day after Willie have treated me to Nico and Vinc's "That's how you know you bleeped up" in mom's car...

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Walayi! I can't EPP but drop a comment. This is my best ever!

Like father like son

hahahahaha,guy ur father too much joor.

its runs in the family...

yuh are not a bastard

i gbadun dis ur popsy ooo...even hin own badt pass urs...no tell me sey he wan sample the other gal again oooo

ride on my man

Lol. Thanks people



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The ladt update is Fire .. Your dad na real OG

Meanwhile house was agog with the news of my coming baby. I felt older all of a sudden. My sisters will hail me "papa junior" at the slightest chance, Willie automatically changed my name to C. Ronaldo while my mother never stopped asking when the baby would come, underage or overage, she couldn't wait to carry her child's child. Sometimes I wonder the type of family I was born into. Anyways, it made things easier for me.

Naza's parents weren't so easy or so hard to talk to. We were family friends and that made things milder. Her father and mine settled it over 2 bottles of Heineken and old time jokes about their girlfriends when they were my age.

As for me, I just wished Naza would remain pregnant for the rest of her life. Her belly wasn't showing the signs of it but her skin developed this kind of glow that made me want to take her to bed each time.

Our school had gone for Easter break so we were all at home. Naza spent more time in our house than she did in theirs. She did that because of Amara, lol. She didn't want us overplaying our brotherly love, if you know what I mean.

Meanwhile, I was getting too uncomfortable staying around my hood. I mean like all of a sudden, the whole place started booming with fresh chics. Nobody knew where or how they managed to find their way into our area.
The worst is while I am contemplating on hitting on one today, the next day, another will show up and I will just focus on her again. Confusion everywhere. And just when I thought that Chinaza was pregnant already, so we can Bleep anyhow without fear of pregnancy or period. She decided she was always too tired or not in the mood and worst still she won't leave me so I can find go and find a remedy to my problem.

"So Naza, why are you always tired?" I was asking her the day the something was trying to destroy me, after series of turning and upturning on my bed which didn't solve my problem.
She just rubbed my head and smiled, a beautiful smile that annoyed me in this time of my need.
"Neche I want to drink tea," she replied, rubbing my back like she was begging. The both of us knew it was an order more like "Neche go and make me tea."

The tea showed up in no time, anything that will make her drop the honey pot for me.
"The tea is still hot," she said and dropped the cup on the table.
"So what were you saying?" she asked me.
"I was trying to say that I need you."
"Yes, am I not here?"
"No, that is not the type of need I am talking about."
"Which type kwa?"
She definitely knew what I meant, I was sure but Naza was just being herself. How do I even explain myself to her without looking stupid?
"I mean, that thing we did that made you pregnant, I want to do it again."
I believe that was better. She shaa laughed and nearly poured the cup of tea away. I wasn't finding it funny, not when it's one week gone and I haven't even kissed anyone talk more of doing the other one.

"So right now, that is all you want?" she asked and I nodded.
"Well, I am pregnant, wait till I deliver!"
That was it. I was plain angry.

"What does that mean?" I asked, raising my voice small small.
"Don't shout, Your mom will hear your voice now and will start asking what is wrong, what will you then tell her?"
"Let her hear, why are you mean like this... Bla bla bla bla... "
I was really frustrated and I didn't hide it. She just sat there, staring at me as I vented my frustration on her.
After much ranting, she just sighed and fanned her tea with her hand. Nobody told me to calm down.

" See Naza, you know you are my only girl and I love you."
"So?"
"Just this once, eh nne?"
"Neche no."
Her reply was cold and final.
"I think I will just go out there and find myself a new girl," I complained, expecting her to change her demeanor or get jealous. She just blew air into the cup of tea.
"Please do if that will make you leave me alone," she said.
"Really?" I asked.
"Yes, but before you go, just make Pap for me, I don't want tea again."

Is that how pregnant people use to do?


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Girlfriends = 23
Side Chics = 27
Bang mates = 12
Crushes = 1 million
Secret Fantasies = 500 million
Milf fantasies = 100
Sugar mommy = 0

I just sketched a rough estimate of my Romance life since when I became aware that men were supposed to run after women. I can't even remember the age I grew that awareness but I can remember playing that infamous game of hide and seek with my classmate back in my nursery 2. Then our teacher would force us to place our heads on the desk and go to sleep. She would give me a Mouth Gig under the desk and then proceed to hide an empty cabin biscuit pack in her pant and ask me to find it with my hand. Y'all know how that would end up right. That doesn't matter though, I doubt if I even knew what I was doing.

So my details up there is to let you know that I am not as bad as most of us here lol. See, its just roughly 23 girlfriends up there since I was born, I know some of us here have more than 23 girlfriends as they are reading this thing now. See I'm actually a little bit of a good boy.

So recently, I decided to meditate on my life a bit. I ended making it all about Chinaza and the pregnancy. I started wondering if there is any other girl in my life I would have preferred to be the one in Chinaza's place.

I remember Maryann, she was so beautiful that I missed receiving holy communion once in the church because I was staring at her. She was 100 yards of everything I wanted and I got her for a period of time. Only problem was that I was 12 and she was 11. We only wrote love letters which we perfumed and rubbed sweet smelling powder on. Apart from that, no other sort of RUBBING took place. I am still looking for her shaa, I hope I find her one day.

Uju, Ujunwa. She was Ebony, a beautiful sort of Ebony. Met her when I just started with Chinaza. Small tits but her ass covered up for what she lacked in Boobs. She gave me the styles that busted my brain, even Cynthia couldn't do that. We hit it off for a while before she got married after her NYSC. I would have loved her to have a baby for me, only problem was that she was 25 and I was 17 and she was Chinaza's aunt. Jeez.

Azuka, she was beautiful and petite with a round ass and perky boobs. Those types of boobs that will flow down and then curve up with the nipple like a banana. She was bad and naughty in a way that I liked and can display her love for you even in the street. I was even shy at times. Can you Imagine. There was no problem with this one. Just that I was sharing her with my guy. While he was writing her text messages, I was reading them to her in her father's bedroom, on the bed each time. We shaa went our way and I didn't miss her much.

Then Jennifer, not the other Jennifer o, a different Jennifer. A combination of my sperm and her eggs would have produced nothing less than a Chris Brown. She had this way of kissing that could cover up for the sex that we never had. We still talk shaa but she is kinda far away from where I am and wouldn't want to take this stress of meeting her when I could easily find a good replica of her and her pussy. Only problem we had was that she only loved me fingering her. If we were still together right now, I know my biceps would have been as huge as. Fingering a girl like that beats hitting the Gym.

Who else, who else, who else? So many of them but I can't remember much again. Now Chinaza seem to be okay to me but I don't just understand her ways these days. I think it's the pregnancy thing. Someone cannot even drink garri and drop spoon for her. She is always wanting one thing or the other and she won't even want to have sex, that's the most annoying one.

That was how I was waiting for Amara to come home from the Market so I can beg her for a little kiss. Even if its 2 seconds. Chinaza called me that she wants fried rice. Me that can't cook jollof rice without over watering it or over salting it. And she said she won't eat take away, that I must cook it myself. The next thing she was threatening to come over to our house if I don't cook it. I don't even know if fried rice is actually fried in the real sense or if it's cooked.
Shaa I agreed to cook. My plan went this way, Amara would come back and when we are done with each other, she would whip up some rice and I will take it over to her.

I was still in my room, whatsapping away on my phone when my door opened. I looked at the door, hoping to see Amara. Chinaza just stood there, scolding me with her eyes.
"So this is where you are cooking the fried rice?"
"See Chianza, I don't even know how to cook rice, can't you just look for something else to eat, maybe garri and soup?"
"No I want fried rice."
She came and sat on the bed, I noticed her tommy was starting to protrude and she walked like a woman in a maternity hospital.

"Just cook me fried rice and we will.... "
She stopped half way and gave me a suggestive wink.
" We will what?" My heart was thumbing like I was checking my semester results.
"Baby, you know nah," she said and winked again. Hehehe, see me see youtube, searching for how to cook fried rice. Luckily, my moms no dy joke with food so all the condiments were there. We didn't have chicken but Fish was in the fridge.
The rice was ready in no time and served in my room. No dulling.

We drank the rice rather than eat it. The water in it no be here. She wanted fried rice. She got it.
"See eh, Neche, I don't want fried rice again. Just cook indomie."
"You are not serious, you will finish it o."
I was getting angry.
"I thought you wanted to do that thing that made me pregnant again?" she said eyeing me with a smile on her face.
"What do you want?" I asked.
"Indomie."

I shaa spent the whole day cooking indomie from there to making tea and back to Pap. In the end, just when she said she wasn't hungry again, after I had brought her Pap, my mother came back.

I spent the rest of the day Washing plates and pots and cleaning the kitchen. The rice went down the wastebasket and the pap with the tea went down Willie's stomach.

Like I always say. If Chinaza's doesn't kill me, I won't die.


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