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Pesin wey invent twitter go begin wonder if na for Nigerians him invent d tin for

Nigeria mum and over hype be like bread and butter...Anyway, they are the BEST

Nigerian Mums are the best.

Me: Where should I drop this pus
Mum: Put it in my head

Nigerian moms can be funny eh.. with their funny remarks and unsolicited opinions...
We love them sha

10 Things Nigerian Mothers Were Actually right About

me mom would go...

"who are all this girls you always put on your dp, youve never used my picture in your life!!!"

Rukkydelta:
Me: Where should I drop this pus
Mum: Put it in my head

Dont you just love our Mothers?

Only Nigerian mom will tell HER child "since when I dey do this thing, them never born you"

Mummy will go to Market and price 5000 meat, for 1,500

Awee just be crying

A Nigerian mum. Their love is undiluted.
Shout out to all the Nigerian moms out there.
We love you, but God loves you more.

Mothers are the best..

1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies “Sorry for yourself”

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now.”

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you will hear ‘ween’.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me’

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse…

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating at home nko?”

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

LOL.

I can relate to some of the above

Child: am hungry

Mum: go and tell your dad

Child: what of my sch fee

Mum: ask your dad

Child: y everything dad

Mum: when u see him, ask him. He is the cause of our poverty.

Africa my Africa

Nigerian mum will beat the crap outta you and give you two tablets of paracetamol afterwards. .

chyckxx:
I couldn't afford to laugh alone.

LOL

Don't we all love our mums...

lol

Me: mummy, where should I put the plates?

Mum: put it on my head.

as bitter as it sounds, nigerian pareants are part of the problems facing this country. they are always right and u know next to nothing . my mum once priced beef wey get label in a pakistani store in Uk, ah weak

VickyRotex:
Mummy will go to Market and price 5000 meat, for 1,500

it is ladies generally..I once followed a lady to market at isale-eko....I regretted my action we spent four hours just to buy shoes

Lol