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So the talk about Serena being 8 weeks pregnant and winning the grand slam at the Australian open in January is what is hot right now. Her pictures are all over the internet and yeah I know, we all know, that the Queen-Serena is great, awesome, fantastic ati bee bee lo…
But what I want to even talk about is her gluteus maximus that’s bigger than Bombay.

Just when I was recovering from the Mercy Johnson pictures she took with Ebube Nwagbo, as in why didn’t Baba Lord give me a big bum naaa.
I wish!!!! He is all knowing oh and knew what he was definitely doing because if I had a big bombay most if not all of the following would happen;

1. I will name myself Asibong- Assy for short. Ha!…let me dissect, Assy(for obvious reasons, I gat a BIG BUM) -Bong (well because I need to lay claim to that region where their names end with -bong). To show I garrit AND can use it.

2. All this drummers at Owambe Parties will be on speed dial to follow me to every party while playing the gan-gan version of Reekado Bank’s – Your Problem dey for your back, I’ll drop it low and pick it up slowwww.

3. I’ll definitely incorporate it at Corporate Affairs Commission. I need it to be able to sue and be sued, haters take note. #bigassdontcurr

4. I’ll become a problem in Danfo/BRT- Because my bum has weight and occupies space, it Matters….gerrit When people are complaining in the bus, I’ll be like “Make una no vex oooh, its not my fault,”, while pointing at my yanch and they’ll be like “Eyah Pele, is too mush”.

5. I’ll be that girl that suggest twerking as a solution for EVERYTHING… Need to raise cash for charity Twerk. Need to improve your grades? Please Twerk. The recession digging too deep in your pockets?? Twerk!!! Its your birthday? I’ll wrap my bum in wrapping paper, tie a pretty bow on it and Twerk,Twerk, Twerk, Twerk.

6. When I’m older, I’ll call myself “Olori Kejimuse Idi-Araba”

Let me calm down here mehn. My imagination is making me go gaga. Till that miracle happens I will be hating and doubting the authenticity of big bums in circulation, as I lay down to convince the Lord that I will still maintain my plots of land in heaven if he just turns my figure 9 body to an 8.

Am I alone in this

(C)KEJISMUSE!

Nawa o
This Nairaland needs a reform

lmao that's the reason you don't have.

na wah oh.... love yourself joo.. variety is the spice of life

Yeah I do, just playing around.

PettySniper:
na wah oh.... love yourself joo.. variety is the spice of life

interesting

Im mad confused

You madt wella.

All the above points na reason why the Almighty no gree give you.

If your ass doesn't shake when you brushing you teeth, your ass ain't shiiiittttttt!!! I

You are a useless fool with a miserable life!

..weed at work

That no2 is sooo me ,

kejismuse:
Yeah I do, just playing around.

lol you write well...keep at it.

Kejismuse pls I love you,be mine.

Kejismuse,dump me n take all my stuff after 6 months,I don't mind.Just let me luv u.pls

Manage the one you have.

......

LMAO

Lalas247 u needed

Wow the solution has arrived for you..

Try using sperm a lady told me today it gives or help in the improvement the ''Yansheee''

never mind , all is not lost..