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I was told if you read your book, you will pass and have plenty money



I was also told that if you cheat, you will fail


You must either be A Doctor , An Engineer, A Lawyer ,A Banker to succeed



add yours

Dis boy with his dumb questions

Loyalblak007:
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Dominique

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That Nigeria is the giant of Africa.

BODMAS ( bracket open division, multiplication, addition, and subtraction) chai ..... Those in primary school datz wat dey taught us

BODMAS ( bracket open division, multiplication, addition, and subtraction) chai ..... Those days in primary school datz wat dey taught us

Here to read comments.



my instructors never told a lie

yayatoure046:
BODMAS ( bracket open division, multiplication, addition, and subtraction) chai ..... Those days in primary school datz wat dey taught us

And who says it's not correct? Google is your friend.

That water is made up of 2 elements if hydrogen and oxygen.

I have drank water, boil it, use it severally and in so many waters but I never see them separated or see oxygen.

My Teacher Told Us That He Always Took First In His Class When He Was In Secondary School, His Mother Happens To Be My Mother's Friend. One Day I Ask Her What My Teacher's Position In Class Was, When He Was In Secondary School, And She Said His Best Position throughout his secondary school Was 11 Position.

Aonkuuse:
My Teacher Told Us That He Always Took First In His Class When He Was In Secondary School, His Mother Happens To Be My Mother's Friend. One Day I Ask Her What My Teacher's Position In Class Was When He Was In Secondary School, And She Said His Best Position In Class Was 11 Position.

lol

about the real definition of weed

"If you do not come top in your class, you'll end up a failure in life"


"You see me, I'm very accomplished because I have a degree in Biochemistry"


"Go to school, read your book, pass your exams... And then you will have accomplished all there is to accomplish in life"

rheether:
That Nigeria is the giant of Africa.

and is that a lie!

I was told I will become a president, Nw politics is the worst thing I will go for.

Mine was that a teacher told us that when you swallow orange seeds, it will grow in your stomach, germinate through your ear, nose and I believed. The day I mistakenly swallow an orange seed, I was worried and restless.
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meanwhile, check my signature

1) NIGERIA is the GIANT of Africa......

2) The most UNFORGIVABLE LIE, was when were told we are better than the whites...
...that they look better because of the opportunities they have before them...

I now ask "can't we install or possibly erect Opportunities before ourselves"...??

..what's stopping us...?

Extrazee:
And who says it's not correct? Google is your friend.

ogbeni its very wrong is board of and not bracket open

yayatoure046:
ogbeni its very wrong is board of and not bracket open

"Bracket of" is still correct and that's what I meant and exactly how I was taught.
None of my teachers ever said it was "bracket open" , unless your own class teacher.

My integrated science teacher tell us say brown mosquito wey dey always make noise no dey chop persin say na leaf juice dem dey drink. Na so me sef dey free dem oo.

na so I go live with my uncle for ajah area... Chai! I kill one brown mosquito ehn, e don drink reach 1liter. Since den I don dey find Mr Williams oo

Loyalblak007:
I was told if you read your book, you will pass and have plenty money



I was also told that if you cheat, you will fail


You must either be A Doctor , An Engineer, A Lawyer ,A Banker to succeed



add yours

this is not a lie. it is just motivation speech

yayatoure046:
ogbeni its very wrong is board of and not bracket open

Bracket open ke...Your teacher na lion. o

That it is biscuit bone instead of brisket bone

My sec.sch teacher told us a story of how a very beautiful and shy Mermaid was washed off to the bank of bar beach in lagos. Said she covered her face with her golden hair and couldnt look at bystanders watching, We actually believed her then.

So many:

that Nigeria is giant of Africa
Nigeria has170m people
That Buhari has certificates
That Solomon Dalung has degree

One day in Class, I asked my CRK teacher 'where is heaven"?? ..... She replied immediately u pass the sun u will see Heaven!!! ..... She told us she had gone there countless times and we were all eager to go ...... It was later in life that I knew that there was no HEAVEN!!!!!


My Teacher keeps telling us we are d Leaders of Tomorrow ...... I wonder if Na Dead body we go Lead?? ...... This one Wey Dead body don dey lead us from London!!! .... I believe now that she is Dead she would b able to find it for Us!!!!!!


The Worst Lie our Biology teacher taught us was withdrawal method is a means of preventing Pregnancy!!!! ...... It may be a means truly but The first time I tried it ... I impregnated a girl ....... How do u withdraw ur Penis when u are in avatar state?? ...... That time self guys Neva wise to use postinor 2!!!!


Inter science teacher told us MARIJUANA causes Lung cancer!!!!! ...... Fa....Fa..... Fa .....FOWL ..... To my niggies burning their MARY J every night n day...... DON'T STOP!!!!! .... Science has proven its Harmless!!!! ...... I repeat its HARMLESS!!!!!

That the earth is a globe

I was told that OP will post a #Nonshense topic on Sunday...Guess what??They are right.

that idiot told us that we are the leaders of tomorrow.. how is that possible when someone great great grand father is still leading us that idiot told us that we are the leaders of tomorrow.. how is that possible when someone great great grand father is still leading us

After 3 months of lying fallow and lost amongst threads.....

On this Sunday morning .....Oluwa si iwe iranti kan mi!!!!!

That a glass of ItalianWine is costly.