Aonkuuse:
My Teacher Told Us That He Always Took First In His Class When He Was In Secondary School, His Mother Happens To Be My Mother's Friend. One Day I Ask Her What My Teacher's Position In Class Was, When He Was In Secondary School, And She Said His Best Position throughout his secondary school Was 11 Position.

Some teachers can lie for Africa

skillful01:
Here to read comments.




my instructors never told a lie

Instructor? Arm of school.

yek:
. . . where do i start . . .
The usefulness of any of the following in REAL LIFE;

Algebra
Integration and differentiation (*this rubbish still annoys me now)
log tables
Quadratic equation(s). . .

please feel free to counter these by telling me where and how these are applied in REAL life otherwise add yours.

I'm sure you ain't in any engineering field

Students that always fail will never make it in life but in the contrary they did at least most of them did.

losak9111:
She said I should write a letter to my brother in London in which I didin't ve any brother over there

I wonder the whole system is lies and deceptions, the question should have be. Right a letter to the brother you have visited. And they want us not to tell lies when we grow up with lies, they are just lying. Lying will never cease

RexEmmyGee:
Teacher: When you get to the University, they will teach you.


Lecturer: You've already been taught by your teachers in Secondary School. Lets skip it

Fire fall on them

Absolutely correct

aristocats:
That AA + AS can give birth to SS.

That teacher need to be flogged

Then in school I was told that when sun shines and it rains side by side,elephant is in labour and about to give birth

That they were first in their class

I once told my teacher back in the 80s that my father survived plane crash by jumping out of the window >: funny enough they came visiting..
My mum nearly fainted

H

Lol

I was told that if you read your book,pass all your examimations and graduate,you will live a luxurious life,go to whiteman's land and you will have access to dollers which is valuable enough to buy three towns.
I was told all these because i don't like going to school then however i give glory to God that i'm now a graduate.

she told me that when i get to higher institution dat the lecturers will enlighten me more about a topic

Now that am in a higher institution....my lecturer told me dat i suppose to know more abt d topic because it a sec school syllable

morbeta:
I once told my teacher back in the 80s that my father survived plane crash by jumping out of the window >: funny enough they came visiting..
My mum nearly fainted

lie lie

that education is the key

That learning is better than Silver and Gold....in the song we sang in our devotions before leaving to our classes with clean hands and faces.

He said that during their time as a student they were given salary, free food, free books, free boarding house and now is opposite in our time.

That buhari is nigeria's last hope. God punish that Citizenship Edu lecturer wherever he may be.

Aonkuuse:
My Teacher Told Us That He Always Took First In His Class When He Was In Secondary School, His Mother Happens To Be My Mother's Friend. One Day I Ask Her What My Teacher's Position In Class Was, When He Was In Secondary School, And She Said His Best Position throughout his secondary school Was 11 Position.

this ur own self na lie.

Very many
1 Mungo Pack discovered River Niger
2 If u pour water from Lagos Lagoon(Omi osa) in d same bottle with water from Atlantic Ocean(Omi okun), they will fight nd scatter the bottle.
3 Ejigbo in Osun state shares boundary wt Abidjan thatz why we have many French speaking in Ejigbo

Bestchisom:
she told me that when i get to higher institution dat the lecturers will enlighten me more about a topic

Now that am in a higher institution....my lecturer told me dat i suppose to know more abt d topic because it a sec school syllable

I could remember vividly when I was in 400level,, there's ds Emeritus that always referred us back to our secondary school,,, were u not taught in secondary school? Didn't u attend secondary school? E. T. C

emperorgoke:
I could remember vividly when I was in 400level,, there's ds Emeritus that always referred us back to our secondary school,,, were u not taught in secondary school? Didn't u attend secondary school? E. T. C

lolz.....brother....it heartbreaking

My teacher was so good to lie that he told us that OBI is a boy and ADA is a girl.
My Cousin OBI has two kids and my neighbor ADA is in her monopaus.

That he has never been late to school during his Undergraduate years

Extrazee:
And who says it's not correct? Google is your friend.

Are you serious?

My integrated science teacher tell us say brown mosquito wey dey always make noise no dey chop persin say na leaf juice dem dey drink. Na so me sef dey free dem oo.

na so I go live with my uncle for ajah area... Chai! I kill one brown mosquito ehn, e don drink reach 1liter. Since den I don dey find Mr Williams oo

but its true na.... female mosquito only feed on blood when pregnant because the protein in the blood helps in egg development.

AkupeMBANO:
that education is the key

Yes, it is...

there are different kinds of education. You don't have to go to school to be educated.

For instance, I'm financially educated as a Biologist, Blogger and Internet Marketer...But all the things I know I was not taught at school.

that I am the leader of tomorrow

TRUST ME THIS ARE THE KIND OF STORY NAIRALANDERS LOVE. WATCH OUT AS THEY WILL FABRICATE THEIR COOK ANE BULLS.

LastSurvivor11:
That it is biscuit bone instead of brisket bone

What is Brisket bone?
Don't be an olódo Google OS available for your learning

We were told that in US, their air is sterile(free of microbes)