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Longman6:
Parlour" you must have lived through the 1990s,

SorftWerk:
i thought sleep walking

adaksbullet:
Am do police and thief when I'm small




Noun that I'm old small, I'm an proud police offiser and am still thief meet on mine wive pot off soup

Effiezynews:
Thought I was the only one..

chibestjerry:
lol the funny thing is that i have a very high imaginary mind maYbE morethan u self... just kidding wit the t.b joshua

ReneeNuttall:
Mine is sitting down on the floor in the parlour instead of sofa.

Also sleep talking.

ultimate77:
Sleep talking NA ogbanje own

Softorgasm:
I don't know the English word for it but the pidgin word is tortorri
Back then i use to tortorri my female friends unaware, infact when a girl sees me behind her back in school or at home, she quickly faces me, because she knows what I'm about to do.

This has turn to a habit and up till this day, i still tortorri ladies and in school the ladies in my class and hostel knows I'm addicted to tortorri..

4kimportX:
biting/eating my fingernails

kambee:
well it's a habit.... the topic was not "Share something that is been seen as "Disgusting" pls see it like that

veekid:
Laughing hard

SINZ:
Its a disgusting habit

kambee:
kill yourself on my behave Behalf.......if the habit wants to make you cry.

nkwuocha1:
1.I eat the inner part of bread,creating a deep hole and then discarding the rest. My wife gets seriously upset when I do that. Sorry Nne, even my mother gave up on me.

2.Reading in the toilet ,while taking my poo

3.Biting off fingernails

4. Can't look at the opposite sex eye balls for more than 10 seconds without finding a way out!!!

5.Rubber bands on my wrist .Now my son keeps yanking it off my wrist.The pains though.... I think this will be the first habit to drop sincerely.

6. Still pressing and succkin breast. .I love breast ooo. I remember several times madam no go give me her "isi ewu ".I go just dey roll for bed like earthworm wey meet salt. Then in my most sober/helpless voice,i go beg, "Nkem please at least allow me to suck your breeast ,what kind of wickedness is this? "

7. Still licking powdered milk .Yeah, do give a some to my son by pouring some on his palm .Partners in crime

8. Stealing meat from the pot at night. Yes I'm good in creating temporal potholes in soup.

9. Using dirty laundry to clean my shoes. Really don't care the cost of the clothe. Always think since its going to be washed anyway, then it's enough reason I use it to clean my office shoes. I'm the only OGA allowed to do that

10. Can shower with any kind of soap. I don't care to use detergent sef. As for cream, I fit rub anything. On several occasions I don rub relaxer comot .I felt terribly bad the whole of that day.Women!!

11. Putting already wrapped gele on my head
I usually do this as a child whenever my mom comes back from occasion and drops or hang the wrapped gele. I go just put am for my head while walking round the house. Now I dey wear my wife own .She go laugh sotee catarrh and tears go dey comot from her mouth. When I dey beg her that year to marry me she been dey do Shakara ooo

kambee:
Get my tea and bread deep the bread inside the tea cup and then eat Yummy

Petomi:
Believe the youths are the leaders of tomorrow

iykebest1:
and now?