ROYH:
treat bubu for where, abegi no bring that come ooo, bubu case get apostrophe , so it's veli veli difflent 'in bubu voice '

mr Rohy the general is back! Gawd we don miz una commedy

ROYH:
bro Darous aka theblessedman, you no see person and the last time I checked, 'asking' was never a crime, weldoh sire...
smartestpopqueen, how's you and y(our) twins, hope they are doing fine, saw there picture you uploaded not yet long z they are cute madam, you're now a full :X ...
tgold1, shout-out to you bro, I dey greet Oooo.
princeofprince, how's you



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still at page 50+/61 , this is totally a wickedness oooo

bro ah dey loyal to you

Royh,no be like that,ur guy don involve for alot of sh**t u knw,so i went nd clean myself

ROYH:
on a mission to drop you 98
% data processing.....
name erasing

Lol,temper justice with Morata nd James please

ROYH:
you can never drop me, I am anonymous na me get the certificate for DROPPING

PrinceOFprince:
bro ah dey loyal to you

you're sighted bro, nothing do you, gallant militant

Damibiz:
Lol,temper justice with
Morata nd James
please

are they also a member at?

Damibiz:
Royh,no be like that,ur guy don involve for alot of sh**t u knw,so i went nd clean myself

lolz
poo cleaning na your hobby, Chai, MA go tell my neighbors say I Don find waytin dem they look for oooo

ROYH:
on a mission to drop you 98
% data processing.....
name erasing

U cannot frop me cos befor e u can drop me I wud have drop u. So therefore I am undroppable

Lol...oya na

ROYH:
lolz
poo cleaning na your hobby, Chai, MA go tell my neighbors say I Don find waytin dem they look for oooo

I dey follow bumper to bumper
As he be say Na my home town he come from. Kudos to you, nice write-up​. Am even happy we have a good writer from LANLATE

ROYH:
you can never drop me, I am anonymous na me get the certificate for DROPPING

u don forget say na me teach u wen u dey skul. no matter student no fit know book pass him teacher. Abi shey na me wey be say I get professorship for dropping and ghostbusting

Damibiz:
Royh,no be like that,ur guy don involve for alot of sh**t u knw,so i went nd clean myself

which type of sh**t. is it bedsh**t,sh**t of paper, sh**t itself so i can knw how to give announcement to royh neighbours

65.COUNTLESS


I smiled at his sentimental message and quickly typed a reply

'only if you'd mind your business instead of masturbating on my issue, am sure one of the women beside you would have given you her number by now, Idiot'

I put the phone on vibration and returned it into my pockets

"your story touches the heartstrings but I don't buy it, how do you expect me to believe that a big boy like you doesn't have a girlfriend?" Favour enquired adjusting a bit on the seat so that her right shoulder was now pinning against mine

"the same way am also wondering how a big beautiful babe like you doesn't have a boyfriend"

"hmmm, impressive, but wait, how do you know that am single?" She questioned with a confused look

"lets just say its one of my many talents" I replied with an arrogant tone

"really, as in you are a psychic or what?"

"nope...lets just say I've been bestowed with a very special ability to read peoples mind"

She opened her mouth agape and stared long in my eyes

"its like you don't believe me" I cleared my throat "well, I can give you a proof, like telling you" I leaned closer to her and whispered "what the driver is thinking right now"

"ok, prove it" She stated with enthusiasm

"he's thinking right now of how he's going to deal seriously with anybody that fail to pay him his money"

"ahahahah, thats a fluke o, tell me another thing, am not yet convinced" She stated sceptically

"I know your type, you don't believe unless you see a gun, anyway, I can tell you what you are thinking right now, if that ll convince you"

"you can tell me what am I thinking right now?"

I took a long deep stare at her beautiful hazel eyes and was totally mesmerized by her astonishing beauty and ritzy outlooks

"still waiting Darous" Favour snapped me out of my lustful gaze on her body

"isn't it obvious? My name has occupied atleast 90% of your homo-sapien C.P.U"

"come on don't be riddi....culous," she said amid chuckles "why would I be thinking of you?"

"your exact thoughts were, 'Gawd I'll be the luckiest woman on earth to have this handsome guy as my hubby, I'll do everything in my power to make sure he's mine. Infact make thunder fire the....driver's left brest if I don't marry this dude" I completed the statement in a whisper which triggered a prolonged hysterical laughter in her

My phone vibrated and I ignored it thinking it was Jide, but when I glanced back he was already asleep

Favour was slowly dropping the laughter. She took out a white handkerchief and mopped her watery eyes

I checked the caller thinking of who could be calling me, and it was Joke

Oh! Sh!t, how do I talk to her without Favour getting suspicious? I cleared my throat and placed the phone on my ear after swiping the call icon to the receiving icon

"hello love, have you gotten there?" Joke's concerned tone queried from the earpiece

"no, not yet, but almost"

"but its almost 9'oclock, thought you said its a 3hrs journey"

"thats when travelling in a G-wagon, not in a snaily Datsun sunny" I replied in an audible whisper

"alright, call me when you arrive your home town ok?"

"sure. Bye" She responded with a 'i love you' but I ignored it and ended the conversation. I put the phone on my laps and glanced at Favour who seems to be less concerned with my call

We were now at the last 'O' of the journey when we ran into another hold up.
A newspaper vendor flashed a Tribune at me and urged me to buy it

"can I refresh it after reading it? Or can it update automatically?" I asked the newspaper vendor as the car was moving slowly at a snail pace

The vendor shot me a confused look and ran after another car

Why should I buy something that can not refresh itself? Waste of money!

"so.." I cleared my throat trying to rekindle our conversation "where is this angel heading to?"

I got no reply, I glanced at her and saw her dozing off. Hmmmm, she must have had a sleepless night, or why is she sleeping inside a car full of strangers?

I was still lost in thought at her beautiful face when she dropped her head on my shoulder and continued her sleep

Wow! It seems she already see's a guardian angel in me, or why would she place her head on my shoulder? I thought

***

We finally arrived at the last 'A' of the journey and the car pulled off at the bustop

Favour and Jide were awoken by the driver.

I got down and approached the nearby gutter to offload my full bladder

Jide already got our luggages and was standing beside the driver waiting for me to come and pay the T.fare

"baba, how much is our money?" I asked the driver while dipping my hand in my brest pocket only to find it empty

"I don tell you say na 7k" the man replied but I was still busy ransacking my pockets for my wallet

"Darous pay the man and lets be going na?"

"Jide, I can't find my wallet na" I said with an exasperated tone

"what!" he lamented and glanced around "Darous where is that lady with you?".

We searched around for Favour but she was nowhere to be found.


TBC

Senior Tgold1, hw va na? Lngest time

Vickiey192:
I dey follow bumper to bumper
As he be say Na my home town he come from. Kudos to you, nice write-up​. Am even happy we have a good writer from LANLATE

wow! Many homie's on NL, hw u doing na

ROYH:
treat bubu for where, abegi no bring that come ooo, bubu case get apostrophe , so it's veli veli difflent 'in bubu voice '

ah funny dude!

stephenGee12:
holarworship, celeboe, one Teslim, wizsolzy, deegeorge and our special citzen wey i catch for for that place wey he no suppose dey theblessedman oya drop something or I drop u

Hmmmm u won drop am ...
Then u will HV to deal with Mummy chumzypinky..

But just pray make she no call special OP squad to find u....U know them..I don't​ nid to call names

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We dey ooooooo

Hmm, thought as much. Another problem, Darous the trouble maker

Hehehe am laughing in sunday language. Trouble dey o. I love this so much.

Happy sunday everyone. Tgold1, my e-hubby, happy sunday to you

TheBlessedMAN:
updating now quickly. Thanx 4 staying tuned

never mention sir. Weldone

This update swit die! Baba driver go kill you sharpsharp! You don die. Theblessedman, weldone bro. See you in church

stephenGee12:
Busted citizen:leidypatt, officialphilz(m), bigla,adem30, toyin223, 369x, kenecaleb, remisola, seansage, olojuede01 and 9 guest.
Oya drop something or I drop u right now

I dey feel you my guy

Believe me u dont wana knw,it's too bad,bt i'm clean righta nw

stephenGee12:


which type of sh**t. is it bedsh**t,sh**t of paper, sh**t itself so i can knw how to give announcement to royh neighbours

Ahahahaha... Now that your Honourable father, Sango, has bleeped you up again.. . You better decamp to a better option! As smart as Darousmart is, ordinary woman dey thief your purse?!

stephenGee12:
Busted citizens:
Aydolar, 369x, toyin223, adeaayade, gtin, leidypatt, missmore, smizel, littletemmy and 11 guests oya drop something or I drop u

haaaaa

PrinceOFprince:
just reported to duty sir. Thanx 4 deputizing well!

In Jenifa's voice

Is welcome

kikiki . first of all u av not said anytin abou ur knocked of tooth, abi favour no see am..??
..
..
.. favour don outsmart you ni, she knew d game more than you.
.. more so, it seems the driver was thinking of what he will do to you and jide while he was driving, based on ur logistics .
2) after making mouth that u know what one is thinking, how come u Neva knew favour was planning dis. . .
#Darous u don dull me oo, dis is so not like you.

Shaii.... Shango don nack u thunder at last... Favour of The gods don locate u...

@TheBlessedMAN please contunu.

In tekno's voice
THEY SAY U LIKE WAHALA, BABA DRIVER GET BIG WAHALA, DArousSMART pana
U don enta am again, always getting into trouble. Let see who go bail u out diz time.

Kudos tew da TheblessedMAN for a great work. Keep it coming.. U are blessed bro

PlS telL Me aM NoT thE Only oNE thAT enjOYS whenEVER DarOUS GETs inTO TrouBLE! PLeaSE!

Theblessedman, happy sunday to you. May GoD gIve yOu moRE WISdom TO steER The ShiP Of thIS stORY To a NiCE DesTINAtion