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| My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 2:34pm On May 07, 2017*. Modified: 3:23pm On May 07, 2017 |
My brother who is an atheist is a very intelligent person. So smart and corny. He is a lover of books and has read many books that have made him smarter than us the rest of the family He is so wise that he knows the sun will always return same time tomorrow and set same time like yesterday. My Atheist brother is wise enough to know the nose is not for eating, the eyes not for breathing or hearing neither is mouth for smelling. He is so intelligent to know also that all came by CHANCE at least the books he reads tells him so. He knows also that any attempt to use those organs wrongly may spell DEATH to him and so he never tried to misuse them (like using his nose for drinking.) because he knows that CHANCE beign so intelligent has made each organ for specific tasks. The other day that water entered his ear while bathing he nearly cried even as an adult and he was uncomfortable till the water came out early the following morning. I asked him if he knows that if the water had entered his mouth he wouldnt have been worried or uncomfortable, and he smiled he said "why should I mouth is for drinking and eating now" and I asked do you mean Designed for drinking he said "Yes" And I asked again by who? And he looked at me funnily as usual and said "by CHANCE of course" You see that my Atheist brother is highly intelligent. That is why my father gave him a new name THE WISE ONE And I always wonder how extremely SMART this CHANCE my brother talks about would be. The other day my 3year stubbon inquisitive nephew came over for the weekend he asked my brother a question "Uncle why do you always blink your eyes" I was eager to hear what reply he would get and I was not disappointed. "It is to lubricate your eye balls so that it wont pepper you" and my mind went straight to CHANCE. For it to have created an action as small as blinking for a purpose to make humans comfortable then CHANCE is great very very Great. Then like seriously I walked pass them to a quiet place under the mango tree outside and started pondering on the great One CHANCE. First of all I came to the conclusion this CHANCE must have a mind of its own. Considering all that it created. Everything it created makes sense are they not? Lots of planets and the only one habitable for life is the earth and thats where it has chosen to place The Man, Animals, Plants and every organisms. Now to the make up of every living things every thing on and in them work together for their good and comfortability. The sun to give warmth, The moon to give light at night, The stars to beautify the heavens, The plants for food for both animals and man Animal for meat for the man The air to make man live, The heart to pump blood, The blood to keep the body alive, The blood veins to convey the blood to the right places The lungs to process the air The eyes to see Nose to breath Mouth to eat and teeth to chew Saliva to soften hard food and aid digestion The intestines for processing and passing out unwanted proccesed food. Body cell that fight parasites What about the Brain that the Smartest computer can not out smart To mention but a few All working together perfectly to make life worth living for man and animal. And if any malfunctions life becomes uncomfortable for man or even man siezes to exist. Then CHANCE as my brother calls it must be extremely intelligent and One thing that should be registered to the heads of THE WISE ONES like my brother is that A Non living thing can never ever be intelligent. Or is STONE intelligent? ![]() SO CHANCE IS A LIVING THING Uuuuuhm! If CHANCE CREATED EVERYTHING THEN HE DESERVES TO BE WORSHIPED AND REFRENCED. So as I sat under the mango tree I came to the conclusion that CHANCE IS GOD ALMIGHTY AND HIS NAME IS JEHOVAH |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by felixomor: 2:39pm On May 07, 2017 |
Nice one ![]() |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 2:50pm On May 07, 2017 |
powerful. Since CHANCE did all the wonderful creations of man, I have decided to call my own chance God. Over to the atheists... lol |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Richirich713: 2:51pm On May 07, 2017 |
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| Re: My Atheist Brother by menxer: 3:01pm On May 07, 2017 |
I was just thinking, what if God didn't create man to worship and praise him as we are made to believe? We have robots we created in different areas of our lives, did man create robots to worship and praise him? I guess not, but to do certain task that is too dangerous or tedious for man to do, reduce stress in some aspects of man's life. The Bible says God created man to tend the Garden of Eden, which in this case was an industrial complex. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Immorttal: 3:22pm On May 07, 2017 |
And his name is? Jehovah your score? 0/100 next person pls |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 3:24pm On May 07, 2017 |
felixomor:Thanks bro. I always gbadun your writeups ![]() |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 3:29pm On May 07, 2017 |
Immorttal:Wonderful marker ![]() Pls dont try to mark WAEC scripts ooo, Naija would have the worst exam results ever ![]() |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by hahn(m): 3:55pm On May 07, 2017*. Modified: 11:49pm On May 07, 2017 |
Yes Jehovah is mighty It drowned millions of women and children in Noah's flood It burnt women and children in Sodom and Gomorrah It created the HIV virus to kill millions of people including women and children It created the malaria parasite to kill kids in Africa daily It doesn't prevent diseases, rapes or murders It sits back and watches hurricanes, floods, tsunamis, earthquakes kill people, destroy homes and ruin families from the comfort of it's throne It enjoys watching kids suffer in poverty and with different sicknesses It smiles when children lose their parents to sicknesses and become orphans It is joyous when a bus crashes and kills it's passengers It is unable to give man a cure to hiv, cancer and other terminal illnesses And it needs your money
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| Re: My Atheist Brother by mrmrmister: 4:04pm On May 07, 2017 |
Nah, I'd rather worship the CHANCE that created your own "CHANCE" ![]() |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by frank317: 4:20pm On May 07, 2017 |
Your brother thinks chance created him and you think chance should be worshiped.... What kind of family did u come from? |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by frank317: 4:24pm On May 07, 2017 |
Well, Ur brother is a bit wiser sha. Since ya all like chance. Your brother just thinks chance created him but you worship a God that was created by chance... Well done sirs |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 4:32pm On May 07, 2017 |
hahn:Hahn my guy ![]() You sound like a Child who knows that his father is his real father but because he didnt buy him that shoe he craves for he confronts him and said " You are not my father, if you are my father you would have bought me that shoe" You have not told me He is not alive but you have just shown me what he refused to do as a God that he is. Well you need to know and believe He exists before you know why those things youve just pointed to are allowed. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 4:44pm On May 07, 2017 |
frank317:We are one Godly family bro. And my Atheist brother is the odd man in the family. Sitting down under that mango tree I discorvered that my brother is confused due to the numerous books he reads and he really does not know One thing. And that is for a non living thing to have created a living thing is out of sense. It is a living thing that can create a non living thing. Or wont you dismiss the claim that a Stone made a man outrightly but if you hear that a man made a stone all yould kp wondering is how did he do that That anything capable to have created the world with timing and orderliness must have great sense because all things created make sense. It quite impossible for a senseless thing to create sensible entities. CHANCE as my atheist brother believes it, is nonliving and cant be sensible. So my Coming to that conclusion that what he calls CHANCE is God, is because God is a beign. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by frank317: 4:47pm On May 07, 2017 |
davtosh:Why does ur brother believe chance created him? What's his explanation? How did he come about this conclusion? |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 4:56pm On May 07, 2017 |
mrmrmister:Life is a choice bro. Youve made your good luck. ![]() |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 4:57pm On May 07, 2017 |
frank317:He was never like that untill he started reading books that made him THE WISE ONE |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by hahn(m): 5:20pm On May 07, 2017 |
davtosh:So, you can equate a child's need for a shoe from his father to the need to eliminate malaria so that thousands of kids can stop dying daily? ![]() You have not told me He is not alive but you have just shown me what he refused to do as a God that he is.That is not the discussion here. It is like when you see Marvel fans arguing about their favorite super heroes. You discuss like they are real even though you know they are not. That doesn't make them real, understand? Well you need to know and believe He exists before you know why those things youve just pointed to are allowed.Lol. Even you that "believes" it exists cannot give a reasonable explanation Let us just continue with the comedy of a thread you have created, shall we? ![]() |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by chemystery: 6:08pm On May 07, 2017 |
OP you are right! God came by chance and created man ![]() |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 6:31pm On May 07, 2017 |
When you look at it critically, you discover that all theological Gods (Yahweh, Allah, Yahweh Yesuah...) are imperfect and created by man. Embrace the natural religion called deism and free yourselves from this enslavement called religion. It is a new age, an age of reason and research. Time for superstitions and invalid proclamations backed by dead evidence (faith) is running short. we need to advance. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by frank317: 8:17am On May 08, 2017 |
davtosh:So how is this an answer to my question? Smh U open a thread and don't know how to respond to questions. Oga what's ur brother's explanation on chance creating him? How can he brother claim chance created him and u call him a wise one instead of taking him to a psychiatrist? |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by frank317: 8:24am On May 08, 2017 |
And if I may ask... What is the difference between someone who says chance created him and God created him? Both need to see a doctor asap |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Sibe007(m): 8:30am On May 08, 2017 |
davtosh:Why must chance be HE? |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by OtemAtum: 8:52am On May 08, 2017 |
davtosh:God the Universe is not chance. He is the creator of all things, Jehovah inclusive. He doesn't demand your worship but making of findings is his delight. Use your brain, worship no god and do good to humanity. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 9:42pm On May 09, 2017 |
frank317:Sorry I have not been online for days, I would have replied. Ive been busy. See Even in real life Im not a talkactive its my nature and Im sorry if thats not good for a thread starter. Well according to him if U can not tell him who created God then God does not exist. The books he read told him its the Big Bang which came by Chance. And he believed because that is more logical. The reason why he was nicknamed the WISE ONE is because he wouldnt even agree with his parents that there is a God as he claims its lack of understanding of the creation that brought about the notion of Gods existence. In his eyes every Gods worshipper is a fool including his parents. And if everyone in the family is a fool except him then what is he. The Wise One. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 9:44pm On May 09, 2017 |
OtemAtum:Please explain how the universe created the world. At least Im conversant with Bible account which I believe. Thanks |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Vizzim: 9:53pm On May 09, 2017 |
menxer:He created man truly to worship him but he gave man free will that why ur not Robot. He wants man to worship him not because he forces them but because they r delighted in him. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 9:56pm On May 09, 2017 |
Sibe007:You should understand if u read all through why I came to that conclusion. If anything created the world with its high complexity it must be a reasoning being. Because A Non living thing can not reason. And THE BIG BANG wich came by CHANCE is not a living thing. And so if its a living thing that created the world and its not CHANCE as claimed by my brother and the books he read, then the only option available is God. My brother and the writers of the books he read are just confused. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by OtemAtum: 9:57pm On May 09, 2017 |
davtosh:First of all, you must know that everything in the world is a product of the Universe. The physical Universe is the one you can see with your eyes, and it is the sum total of everything visible. But then, we have GOD the HIGHEST CONSCIOUSNESS who made all things including all gods. This highest consciousness is not any of these gods you see in the religious books commanding wars, killings, speaking with human, etc. The highest consciousness is too great to be quantified. There is no specific pronoun that can qualify this consciousness, but I use HE just for convenience sake. God is not any of the ones you have ever heard about. God is neither Yahweh mor Allah nor Vishnu nor Mazda. All those ones are just a little fragment of God. They can't come close to the unlimited power and energy of God. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 10:19pm On May 09, 2017 |
OtemAtum:Bro youve not answered my question go tru it again and answer. And while doing that answer this one join- That your consciousness is a verb, adjective or verb. Does it reason. Like having a mind. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by OtemAtum: 10:34pm On May 09, 2017*. Modified: 11:32pm On May 09, 2017 |
davtosh:Creation is a spontaneous thing. It didn't take God up to a second to create all things. The rapidness of the creation is what was revealed to some scientists as the BIG Bang.It's too fast to be conceived by human mind. All they could imagine was a big bang. |
| Re: My Atheist Brother by Nobody: 11:21pm On May 09, 2017 |
OtemAtum:Your comments concerning things always throws me off my chair making me laugh really hard as I always wonder why you always choose to be naive and allow false teachings be your lot |
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