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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by EmmaLege: 8:16pm On May 08, 2017
Goldenheart:



Apple ain't cheap but it has lots n lots of buyers.. . wink

cheesy
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by donmalcolm21(m): 8:18pm On May 08, 2017
Everytime Ladies this or that

I feel insecurity on the part of the mod that moves this thing to fp

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Mutuwa(m): 8:18pm On May 08, 2017
kennygee:
How about guys?

you are supposed to list for us nah!then we can decide if you are wrong or otherwise grin
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by toseen7: 8:18pm On May 08, 2017
Lol, Guys sef dey tell dis kain lies na, except 6 & 4 grin.......
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Equiano: 8:19pm On May 08, 2017
Who pushed this trash to the front page. embarassedWho pushed this trash to the front page? Seun its time to re-orientate the mods before they turn this forum to a hogwash.

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Alexander001(m): 8:20pm On May 08, 2017
Dear ladies, feed your man well, A fat man cannot runaway.

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Goldenheart(m): 8:20pm On May 08, 2017
kennygee:
How about guys?

This dude fixed a date for introduction with my friend, they had been dating for 4years, her family new his family, his family always treated her well.

The day of the introduction, guy no show, him number no dey go.

She kept calling his family members, they didn't pick. Only for her to see on facebook that he had an introduction with a strange girl the same day he was spos to come to her house.

Her mentality changed after the heart break, she chose Jesus.


Typical Nollywood plot

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by gbogeig: 8:21pm On May 08, 2017
http://www.engraig-electric.com/
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by AlphaStyles(m): 8:21pm On May 08, 2017
and they are like
I don't need money to love u grin
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Franzinni: 8:21pm On May 08, 2017
Sex.... The devil's tool.

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by shollyBi(m): 8:22pm On May 08, 2017
Number 4 and 6 though grin, girls can lie for Africa
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Klington: 8:23pm On May 08, 2017
That awkward moment wen u caught ur babe with another guy n she was completely off balance Den u hear something like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, baby do you know what i saw 2day,,,,,,,,,,,,, a stack naked man with his two hands in his POCKET,,,,,,,and u're like

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by pocohantas(f): 8:24pm On May 08, 2017
Both gender tell these lies.
Even guys lie about their ex sexual partners, only on NL do I see people making it a ladies thing.

Ladies this and that, beginning to get so boring...

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by CuddleMe(f): 8:27pm On May 08, 2017
PapiSmith:
One bìtch actually said she was a virgin.

Almost cried when I later discovered my dick couldn't touch the walls in her pussý grin
Maybe you are too small.

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Nobody: 8:29pm On May 08, 2017
Ladies can keep secrets for Africa o. Expecting a counter thread ASAP
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by luminouz(m): 8:32pm On May 08, 2017
PapiSmith:
One bìtch actually said she was a virgin.

Almost cried when I later discovered my dick couldn't touch the walls in her pussý grin
Eyah! Pele!!

Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Maxvasia(m): 8:34pm On May 08, 2017
pocohantas:
[s][s]Both gender tell these lies.
Even guys lie about their ex sexual partners, only on NL do I see people making it a ladies thing.[/s]

Ladies this and that, beginning to get so boring[/s]...
Another lie. They just cannot help it grin

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by pocohantas(f): 8:37pm On May 08, 2017
[s]
Maxvasia:
Another lie. They just cannot help it grin
[/s]
Yet another slow one undecided
Guys lie about their ex sexual partners, fact!! You can choose to deceive yourself and deny it. grin

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Esepayne(f): 8:38pm On May 08, 2017
comshots:
I have not touched a penis since I was born.
I believe you
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Nobody: 8:39pm On May 08, 2017
PapiSmith:
One bìtch actually said she was a virgin.

Almost cried when I later discovered my dick couldn't touch the walls in her pussý grin
bahaha. I can imagine how small your D actually is.

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Esepayne(f): 8:40pm On May 08, 2017
guys girls, we all lie
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by slap1(m): 8:42pm On May 08, 2017
Why would you ask a lady how many sexual partners she's had? Can you, as a guy, answer such question truthfully?

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by AntiWailer: 8:44pm On May 08, 2017
The most crazy lie a lady will tell you is

"I CAN NEVER LIE TO YOU"
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by medra(m): 8:44pm On May 08, 2017
Number seven is not true :p
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by AntiWailer: 8:45pm On May 08, 2017
CuddleMe:
Maybe you are too small.
lol.


mean but i kinda agree.


No matter how, it should touch the walls at all time grin grin grin
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Nobody: 8:45pm On May 08, 2017
lol, naija gals can pretend for africa, i was once a victim of ur number 4...... there was this babe i wanted to seriously date, so fast forward to the first day we had sex, dis babe was forming naive, forming pain and even crying on top. same tin happened d nxt tym and subsequent times not until one day i decided to get her drunk before we had sex........... my brethren, dis gal forked smoke out of my diiick, infact she nearly killed me with unimaginable styles, twerking on top my diick!!! and i was like wtf!!!! shebi na dis gal wey dey form naive all dis while, chai!! all tnx to alcohol....

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by dingbang(m): 8:45pm On May 08, 2017
Lol d bitchhh told me just 3 guys she sexed with....



I just laughed.
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by MENTORCH(m): 8:45pm On May 08, 2017
Nigerian women lie about the amount of sexual partners they have had, because they don't want to look bitchy. All this is because Nigerians are hypocrites. Over here in USA women don't care if you know how many guys she has bleeped.
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Nobody: 8:47pm On May 08, 2017
ENIMONEY:
bahaha. I can imagine how small your D actually is.

I actually meant she is a borehole.

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by omelly(m): 8:49pm On May 08, 2017
i was raped before, most girls have that format grin grin

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by pocohantas(f): 8:50pm On May 08, 2017
CuddleMe:
Maybe you are too small.
Chai!
Very possible,but they console themselves by saying chick is wide cheesy.
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Bowwow11(m): 8:52pm On May 08, 2017
good write up u av just succeeded in exposing most of this ladies dirty secret

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