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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Nobody: 8:57pm On May 08, 2017
omelly:
i was raped before, most girls have that format grin grin
most girls format, yes because every 9 in 10 girls has been raped before by some of your kind. The ones they call uncle, father, brother, friend, pastor. Priest. It's not our fault. Keep thinking it's a lie. You would be surprised to know the truth. gay

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by centboy123456(m): 8:58pm On May 08, 2017
Smellymouth:
You are the second guy that i am having sex with..Odiegwu..

I can never cheat on you"....Yimu!! Cheetars kor, Lion ni..

I don't like sex all. Besides I can't go more than one round! Round of applause abi?





bad of u get mouth no be lie u talk

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by centboy123456(m): 9:00pm On May 08, 2017
botad:
Some will say the only guy that had sex with me raped me when she has been having sex since JSS 2.


lol I dey tell u

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Chijosky(m): 9:03pm On May 08, 2017
How can a sane lady tell you how many guys he slept with, if she tell you what are you going to do with it, if you love someone forget about the past, after all she doesn't know your own past

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by HARDDON: 9:04pm On May 08, 2017
CuddleMe:
Maybe you are too small.

#Ouch! angry angry shocked

I cant take this on his behalf!

angry

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by centboy123456(m): 9:05pm On May 08, 2017
PapiSmith:
One bìtch actually said she was a virgin.

Almost cried when I later discovered my dick couldn't touch the walls in her pussý grin


lol I know u feel bad d first day u discover
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by CuddleMe(f): 9:05pm On May 08, 2017
HARDDON:


#Ouch! angry angry shocked

I cant take this on his behalf!

angry

Why?
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Nobody: 9:05pm On May 08, 2017
No 5 is somehow false, I checked a lady phone bal once and saw she's on borrowed credit, most girls don't have airtime to call most times...
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by salesforce: 9:06pm On May 08, 2017
Liars
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by TheLogicalMind(m): 9:07pm On May 08, 2017
Finding my way through this thread like.........

Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by centboy123456(m): 9:07pm On May 08, 2017
Arsenalholic1:


This one takes the piss out of me.

That was how one came and while I was trying to touch, reeled out something similar to the above.

I no talk anything... went to siddon in the sitting room and was playing my game jejely. After about 45 minutes, she came in and was like "baby, I want to buy....................."

Me: Heh! I am not financially active tongue


lol guy u nor come fuc#k her again
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Absuchat(m): 9:11pm On May 08, 2017
sirugos:
Riding bicycle and something hit me on my private part and that's how I got disvirgin.
I heard this few minutes ago, and I was like,....what kind of bicycle were you riding? I guess it was manufactured by Dickson company grin grin grin

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by centboy123456(m): 9:13pm On May 08, 2017
kennygee:
How about guys?

This dude fixed a date for introduction with my friend, they had been dating for 4years, her family new his family, his family always treated her well.

The day of the introduction, guy no show, him number no dey go.

She kept calling his family members, they didn't pick. Only for her to see on facebook that he had an introduction with a strange girl the same day he was spos to come to her house.

Her mentality changed after the heart break, she chose Jesus.


oh is dis true tell me is not
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by centboy123456(m): 9:14pm On May 08, 2017
Josephamstrong1:
He was only my second b4 I met you. grin
He cheated on me. grin
I'm not after your money. grin
You're the best thing that ever happened to me. grin
I don't like sex. grin


lol guy u be badoo
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by HARDDON: 9:15pm On May 08, 2017
CuddleMe:
Why?

a D1ck dat knws itz worth can neva be Small cool

We only hv well drilled Boreholes tongue

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by PotatoSalad(m): 9:16pm On May 08, 2017
slap1:
Why would you ask a lady how many sexual partners she's had? Can you, as a guy, answer such question truthfully?
Yup. I'm a virgin
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by dimexy247(m): 9:17pm On May 08, 2017
kennygee:
How about guys?

This dude fixed a date for introduction with my friend, they had been dating for 4years, her family new his family, his family always treated her well.

The day of the introduction, guy no show, him number no dey go.

She kept calling his family members, they didn't pick. Only for her to see on facebook that he had an introduction with a strange girl the same day he was spos to come to her house.

Her mentality changed after the heart break, she chose Jesus.

Stop fvcking lying! Chai!!! Eleyi gidi gan

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Absuchat(m): 9:19pm On May 08, 2017
No man can see my unclothedness if not you

Am not yet ready for marriage

I don't know why I love you

Am not really a jealous lover
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by prince049(m): 9:20pm On May 08, 2017
yall gatta teach me this peroid shit and how to count it...cos i dont wanna carry another persons load.

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by CuddleMe(f): 9:20pm On May 08, 2017
HARDDON:


a D1ck dat knws itz worth can neva Small cool

We only hv well drilled Boreholes tongue

Really? He said it was swimming inside her
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by menwongo(m): 9:21pm On May 08, 2017
botad:
Some will say the only guy that had sex with me raped me when she has been having sex since JSS 2.

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by HARDDON: 9:26pm On May 08, 2017
Double Don
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by HARDDON: 9:26pm On May 08, 2017
CuddleMe:
Really? He said it was swimming inside her

Yea.

Even a huge cucumba wud swin in a well grin

U wud agree? wink

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Josephamstrong1(m): 9:27pm On May 08, 2017
centboy123456:



lol guy u be badoo

Didn't tell you their first time sereren when it's abt to go down.
Like say dem neva see Dickson b4.
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by CuddleMe(f): 9:28pm On May 08, 2017
HARDDON:


Yea.

Even a huge cucumba wud swin in a well grin

U wud agree? wink
No, I don't know what you're talking about. What is wall?
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by HARDDON: 9:35pm On May 08, 2017
CuddleMe:
No, I don't know what you're talking about. What is wall?

Well, Borehole ! Arrrrhhhh.

We have different driller sizes, some just stretch d pvssy beyond elastic limit cheesy

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by boomssey(f): 9:38pm On May 08, 2017
That number got me rolling. grin
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by boomssey(f): 9:38pm On May 08, 2017
That number 6 got me rolling. grin
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by menwongo(m): 9:44pm On May 08, 2017
HARDDON:


Well, Borehole ! Arrrrhhhh.

We have different driller sizes, some just stretch d pvssy beyond elastic limit cheesy
grin
Forgive them lord for they know not what they are doing

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Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by gudvibz(f): 9:45pm On May 08, 2017
If a girl tells u the truth ...she's a LovePeddler but if she doesnt she is a liar, plz spare me these bullshits and just so u kn not all girls lies
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by unknown87: 9:45pm On May 08, 2017
PapiSmith:
One bìtch actually said she was a virgin.

Almost cried when I later discovered my dick couldn't touch the walls in her pussý grin
Yeparipa!!!!! shocked
Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by CurrentSamuel(m): 9:46pm On May 08, 2017
PapiSmith:
One bìtch actually said she was a virgin.

Almost cried when I later discovered my dick couldn't touch the walls in her pussý grin

ur dick na siga...St Moris

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