Smellymouth:
You are the second guy that i am having sex with..Odiegwu..

I can never cheat on you"....Yimu!! Cheetars kor, Lion ni..

I don't like sex all. Besides I can't go more than one round! Round of applause abi?

U just described my babe

MChaze25:

They must ve found something at the ninetieth hour!

Why were they lying?

The girl was there all along.

dimexy247:


Stop fvcking lying! Chai!!! Eleyi gidi gan

Why I go lie?

tosyne2much:
Since this is a female bashing thread, lemme keep the ministry moving

That was how a lady told me she fell from the ugwu leaf in her backyard and on landing, she heard a crack and her hymen was broken

lol.....eleyi gidigan oo

Arsenalholic1:


This one takes the piss out of me.

That was how one came and while I was trying to touch, reeled out something similar to the above.

I no talk anything... went to siddon in the sitting room and was playing my game jejely. After about 45 minutes, she came in and was like "baby, I want to buy....................."

Me: Heh! I am not financially active

That's the best response bro, one said she can't cope again. Ontop say she refuses being touched, even kiss Na problem. But dey can collect hard earned money, I got fed up n tired when she mentioned she can't cope, o boi I showed her the way out. Egbami

otobomax:


That's the best response bro, one said she can't cope again. Ontop say she refuses being touched, even kiss Na problem. But dey can collect hard earned money, I got fed up n tired when she mentioned she can't cope, o boi I showed her the way out. Egbami

Lol. They can never be understood!

pocohantas:
Both gender tell these lies.
Even guys lie about their ex sexual partners, only on NL do I see people making it a ladies thing.

Ladies this and that, beginning to get so boring...

i disagree, for the guyz is a tin of pride, tellin her hw many ladies u've bin wit in d past actual bost one's chances! i've bin doin dat for ages! ladies naturally love bad guyz, dy want a man who knwz is game( jst tell dem u've repentated n left dat life behind. n shez all urs ) dy operate on almst dsame manual.

I know you're not lying but it's kinda funny. The guy and his family are clowns though.

kennygee:


Why I go lie?

mekuso89:

Jesus never fail so she made the right choice

Shebi na Jesus go give am cunnilingus?

i will do that, stay glued

Mutuwa:


you are supposed to list for us nah!then we can decide if you are wrong or otherwise

vicben27:
i disagree, for the guyz is a tin of pride, tellin her hw many ladies u've bin wit in d past actual bost one's chances! i've bin doin dat for ages! ladies naturally love bad guyz, dy want a man who knwz is game( jst tell dem u've repentated n left dat life behind. n shez all urs ) dy operate on almst dsame manual.

Naso
Tell this to kids in primary school, not me...
Manual indeed.

pocohantas:

Naso
Tell this to kids in primary school, not me...
Manual indeed.

lol talkin frm experience bae we've bin we've don dat! no matter hw different they seem to appear in the end its all dsame! different pple makes us feel differently at some point in time it all depend on d force of attraction! n hw far we really to go!

CuddleMe:
Maybe you are too small.

no matter how small you are it suppose to be little tight.... Even if you use your finger it'll be able to detect whether. She's a virgin or not

CuddleMe:
Maybe you are too small.

any babe wey tell crap like this i go find tape make we measure the size.If na average we go break up.

comshots:
any babe wey tell crap like this i go find tape make we measure the size.If na average we go break up.

How's that possible?

We have all night service @ my church every Fridays n house fellowship every Sunday evening
Some ladies need stop using Church to lie...plssssssssss o na abeg i dey o, make thunder no fire Una 1 day.

They never believed got disvirgined intentionally, it must be through rape and has not done it again since then but during penetration my dear it is a bore hole

sirugos:
Riding bicycle and something hit me on my private part and that's how I got disvirgin.

or i was raped and hv not done it since dat time

CuddleMe:
How's that possible?

The size of a male erect penis is 5.5inch and above.Tailor tape can do the finding.Mind you,Even a middle finger is tighter in a girl kitty if she doesnt fvcker around.

CuddleMe:
Maybe you are too small.

holy!!

they are broke.,but to that's their own problem..!

they are broke.,but to me,that's their own problem..!

pocohantas:
[s][/s]
Yet another slow one
Guys lie about their ex sexual partners, fact!! You can choose to deceive yourself and deny it.

Yimu. Lol. I wnt go on this trip with u cos by my nature i dnt trade words with females. So if it makes u feel better, y not? Take the day As for me, i have bigger fish to fry and There are no strings......on me

rosieluv:

holy!!

Holy moses?

kolaranking1:
lol.....eleyi gidigan oo

No be small thing baba