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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 12:20am On May 11, 2017
I am so glad I don't have that problem! I'm thankful to God for his endowment!
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by baby124: 12:24am On May 11, 2017
grin grin grin
All the guys with small prick calling this woman an ocean.... continue. Small pricks are small whether virgin or experienced. It simply can't satisfy a woman. Only if the woman loves you enough to stay. Na small prick guys de boast and flirt pass. Disgracing themselves everywhere.lolz

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by LockDown69(m): 12:24am On May 11, 2017
[/b]"Meanwhile through out the courtship, the couple did not enter into any sexual contact except when they meet in the church for service."[b]
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by KelvinCX(m): 12:25am On May 11, 2017
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Carolyn your namesake grin
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 12:25am On May 11, 2017
The guy needs to try yogi style
qualityovenbake:
The old adage is true, it’s not what size you have, it’s how you use it.

They both have to figure out the best sex positions and techniques that can help ensure both have more pleasure.

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Ndiofe: 12:30am On May 11, 2017
exlinkleads:


The truth is, it doesn't matter if the story is made up

What matter is that 1000's of men are going through the same thing and that is a fact

How can we help dem here now?

We cannot be entertaining fake news. Besides wen u women see big one, u wil still complain.

Or is sex now Bleep it one perso drop dead?

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by spafu(m): 12:34am On May 11, 2017
airminem:

hehe
Why are you laughing now? Did I say anything wrong? OK I love your mention.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by solelymade: 12:41am On May 11, 2017
ijustdey:






Our correspondent who was present when the matter was being resolved at the church, gathered that the couple met at the church and started courtship before they eventually consummated the relationship with marriage.


http://pmexpressng.com/husband-penis-small-satisfy-wife/
Na like Dis u go know media house wey no go pay well.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by newslifeop: 12:41am On May 11, 2017
Hmm
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by exlinkleads(f): 12:42am On May 11, 2017
Ndiofe:


How can we help dem here now?

We cannot be entertaining fake news. Besides wen u women see big one, u wil still complain.

Or is sex now Bleep it one perso drop dead?


Well, guys always talk about big yarsh, big boobs and so on.

Why is what this woman did different.

Truth is men in this part of the world just want women to take whatever comes to them and not alter a word.

is a man's word right?

times has changed ok

And if am not satisfied, the least i can do is talk about it. I don't think that is a crime

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by spafu(m): 12:42am On May 11, 2017
Safiaa:
All the men are claiming she has a borehole. Small dick na small dick. Nodody wants it, but some women will just manage it for the sake of love. Preferably, most women prefer at least 6inches. The chances of you satisfying a women with 2 or 3 inches is low, whether its a borehole or tight pocket you carry. Theres certain spots that a 2 inch dicck cannot reach. Most women will just suffer in silence and fake orgasms for the rest of their lives. At least she's being honest.
You have a point, a very strong one. But I am aware that if a man know how to use his middle finger well, he can give his woman multiple orgasm.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by grinmone: 12:43am On May 11, 2017
World is full of crazy people
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by PDPGuy: 12:43am On May 11, 2017
Nigeriadondie:
I recommend an Asian woman to any man with small 3rd leg. Their hole is too small is small or tight. African women hole are quite wider. It is a fact
Its double wahala for the husband. His small dick is one part of the problem. The other issue is that the woman, having given birth to two kids, would have experienced an expansion in both circumference and length of her vagina. At this point, its only a guy with 7 inches or more that can satisfy her.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Butoneday2(m): 12:45am On May 11, 2017
folarinmiles:

Pacific or Atlantic
Atlantic cool
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Ndiofe: 12:53am On May 11, 2017
exlinkleads:



Well, guys always talk about big yarsh, big boobs and so on.

Why is what this woman did different.

Truth is men in this part of the world just want women to take whatever comes to them and not alter a word.

is a man's word right?

times has changed ok

And if am not satisfied, the least i can do is talk about it. I don't think that is a crime


Are u the woman in the article? is it ur story? If men talk about big yansh/boobs, y dont women talk about muscular chest/good physique.

Sex is not food, let us not Bleep each other to death. somebody must not die in the name of fun.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Burna88(f): 12:54am On May 11, 2017
kinibigdeal:

Sha contribute
ok nahh
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Burna88(f): 12:56am On May 11, 2017
kinibigdeal:

Sha contribute
But How can a man have Both now?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by noziz(m): 12:57am On May 11, 2017
ask this man from north to help you out. His joystick is extra large grin

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by otobomax(m): 12:57am On May 11, 2017
Franzinni:
gerrout!!!!!!

Just say your ocean is too wide for his canoe...

All I hear is Moana voice
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 1:04am On May 11, 2017
always wise to test drive before main purchase cheesy

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by sunnx(f): 1:07am On May 11, 2017
BUSHHUNTER:
Caroline Y you marry Chidi?






Officially our brodas from Southeast get small joystick grin



Go try my brodas from WEST!



The one that has smoke Igbo(weed) and paraga wey him sperm no dey come easily may be after four to five rounds abi

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Jman06(m): 1:10am On May 11, 2017
OkoNDOoBo:
Igbo guys dick re toothpick compare to Hausa and Yoruba counterparts.
You must be gay and must have been bleeped in d ass by all the yoruba and hausa guys, hence your conclusion.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by feekman(m): 1:19am On May 11, 2017
RED SEA grin grin grin grin grin wink
folarinmiles:

Pacific or Atlantic
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Aremuagan144(m): 1:42am On May 11, 2017
the husband try and be using tramadol and learn different skills on sex am sure by d time he started 2 applied it d woman wil scream like,my ex vagina is always tight like even afta 4 atrocities eyan mickey fwosh?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by dameking(m): 1:46am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed
Agree on that
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Maski87: 1:48am On May 11, 2017
Ashawo abuja.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by dameking(m): 1:48am On May 11, 2017
TinaAnita:
Did she just realize that dude's cassava is too small?

Chai. This woman could not even cover up for her husband? How could she expose the size of her husband's cassava before a pastor? Now I'm beginning to wonder if she has already started receiving big cassava somewhere ? Okay what does she want the poor man to do now? Is it a crime for a man to have it small? This is how some women frustrate their husbands. silly woman
You go too sabi ooo
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Crixina(f): 2:05am On May 11, 2017
grin grin
Chubhie:
The next logical question:How small is too small? verifiable numbers?

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Crixina(f): 2:08am On May 11, 2017
OVA200:
I don't support sex between boyfriend and girlfriend stuff but when agreed to get marry do this thing once or twice before you knot the tie.
o boy, see rationalization... contradictory!!

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 2:10am On May 11, 2017
testing bfor deliver

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ceejay4real(m): 2:14am On May 11, 2017
TinaAnita:
Did she just realize that dude's cassava is too small?

Chai. This woman could not even cover up for her husband? How could she expose the size of her husband's cassava before a pastor? Now I'm beginning to wonder if she has already started receiving big cassava somewhere ? Okay what does she want the poor man to do now? Is it a crime for a man to have it small? This is how some women frustrate their husbands. silly woman

You are a very sensible woman. Keep it up bae!

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