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Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smardray(m): 9:53am On May 17, 2017

smellingmenses:
Go to agriculture section.

im dere already

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 9:54am On May 17, 2017

kimbra:
Ok, the ball is in your court.

Question is....does she qualify for the ho adjective?

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 9:55am On May 17, 2017

Bumbae1:
Lol u no see halo for my head

Deciphering you ain't easy no more...

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 9:55am On May 17, 2017

TrapQueen77:
Its true na... but im ready to mingle

i sense a trap ... jump n pass tongue

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by LarryBeryl(m): 9:56am On May 17, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Oya whispher it to my ear na...

Bring your ear closer grin

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by AHCB: 9:56am On May 17, 2017

kimbra:
I'm not making a mockery of your story. Was just doing a comparison. Well, your gf seem to be a handful based on your description of her, so if you can't deal, you take a walk.

Actually, everything he use to describe her doesn't give her off as a hoe. She's just proud of her sexuality. The kinky stuff with her brother is the put-off here.

Though I believe 100% this story is made up. Like really made up.

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 9:56am On May 17, 2017

ericsmith:
i sense a trap ... jump n pass

I never ever trapped anyone yet wink

as u can see these men are the one friendzoning me grin

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by AHCB: 9:57am On May 17, 2017

Bumbae1:
Yes not been in as much .. ..how r u ..

Gurlfriend, i'm cool like that. What's up though, you seem moody. You're always cheery whenever 'daddy-oh' says hi. Something wrong?

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 9:58am On May 17, 2017

smellingmenses:
Deciphering you ain't easy no more...

Women in general not an easy task .. complicated beings

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 9:58am On May 17, 2017

LarryBeryl:
Bring your ear closer

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by BadBouy: 9:58am On May 17, 2017

She a Hoe MA Nigga

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 9:59am On May 17, 2017

Jim

AHCB:
Actually, everything he use to describe her doesn't give her off as a hoe. She's just proud of her sexuality. The kinky stuff with her brother is the put-off here.

Though I believe 100% this story is made up. Like really made up.

This is a serious matter

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 9:59am On May 17, 2017

smellingmenses:
Question is....does she qualify for the ho adjective?

AHCB:
Actually, everything he use to describe her doesn't give her off as a hoe. She's just proud of her sexuality. The kinky stuff with her brother is the put-off here.

Though I believe 100% this story is made up. Like really made up.

I know she could be a sex freak. What I don't know is how authentic op's story is. So perhaps, perhaps not.

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 10:01am On May 17, 2017

kimbra:
I know she could be a sex freak. What I don't know is how authentic op's story is. So perhaps, perhaps not.

Your help is needed... What other signs must I watch out for to decipher a hoe before I get burnt?

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 10:02am On May 17, 2017

Bumbae1:
Women in general not an easy task .. complicated beings

Sweety, how are you today?.

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by LarryBeryl(m): 10:02am On May 17, 2017

[quote author=TrapQueen77 post=56599607][/quote]*Bites ear* stop being a bad child!

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by LarryBeryl(m): 10:03am On May 17, 2017

[quote author=TrapQueen77 post=56599607][/quote]*Bites ear* stop being a bad child!

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 10:03am On May 17, 2017

McBrooklyn:
Seun, why isn’t there a middle finger emoji on this platform yet??... I swear I would use it 99% of the time...

or this kiss my ass emoji...it would be perfect for those who try to insult us grin

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 10:03am On May 17, 2017

kimbra:
Sweety, how are you today?.

Ok hun got a slight cold.. in bed at the mo contemplating work or take some hours off
U?

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 10:06am On May 17, 2017

AHCB:
Gurlfriend, i'm cool like that. What's up though, you seem moody. You're always cheery whenever 'daddy-oh' says hi. Something wrong?

Yh just slight cold .. my butterfly wing not fluttering at the mo .. couple neurofen tablets and i should b back to normal wink

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by AHCB: 10:06am On May 17, 2017

kimbra:
I know she could be a sex freak. What I don't know is how authentic op's story is. So perhaps, perhaps not.

Sex freak? Come on now. The word freak isn't nice at all. Even the fact she's kinky doesn't make her a freak.

So, I'll be curious to ask the OP if he didn't notice all this when he was busy wooing, now that she said yes, he's asking for advice whether to label her a hoe? Like What tha Bleep?!!!

smellingmenses:
Jim
This is a serious matter

Jim? Oh. It's just that your story sound too good to be true. But if it's true, then understand her, instead of labelling her a hoe. Only sorry excuse for guys label their girlfriends, hoes.

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Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by McBrooklyn(m): 10:07am On May 17, 2017

SorftWerk:
or this kiss my ass emoji...it would be perfect for those who try to insult us

LOL, I know... right??

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 10:09am On May 17, 2017

AHCB:
Sex freak? Come on now. The word freak isn't nice at all. Even the fact she's kinky doesn't make her a freak.

So, I'll be curious to ask the OP if he didn't notice all this when he was busy wooing, now that she said yes, he's asking for advice whether to label her a hoe? Like What tha Bleep?!!!

Jim? Oh. It's just that your story sound too good to be true. But if it's true, then understand her, instead of labelling her a hoe. Only sorry excuse for guys label their girlfriends, hoes.

Help the poor guy out unless you are the girlfriend or her brother.... whose hand was caught in there

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Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 10:11am On May 17, 2017

AHCB:
Sex freak? Come on now. The word freak isn't nice at all. Even the fact she's kinky doesn't make her a freak.

So, I'll be curious to ask the OP if he didn't notice all this when he was busy wooing, now that she said yes, he's asking for advice whether to label her a hoe? Like What tha Bleep?!!!

Jim? Oh. It's just that your story sound too good to be true. But if it's true, then understand her, instead of labelling her a hoe. Only sorry excuse for guys label their girlfriends, hoes.

Guy help or logout

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Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 10:19am On May 17, 2017

TrapQueen77:

I never ever trapped anyone yet as u can see these men are the one friendzoning me

bo2,,,i do luv yu but av cum to realise jesus luvs yu more ,,i cannt drag with him,, luv yu lik a sista ..... can we jus b friends

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 10:20am On May 17, 2017

Bumbae1:
Ok hun got a slight cold.. in bed at the mo contemplating work or take some hours off
U?

If it's serious you should take some hours off. Same as you here, just surfing the net.

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Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 10:31am On May 17, 2017

ericsmith:
bo2,,,i do luv yu but av cum to realise jesus luvs yu more ,,i cannt drag with him,, luv yu lik a sista ..... can we jus b friends

The 5th friendzone i received juz for today

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by AHCB: 10:43am On May 17, 2017

Bumbae1:
Yh just slight cold .. my butterfly wing not fluttering at the mo .. couple neurofen tablets and i should b back to normal

Oh my poor baby... wish I was there to cuddle you, though. Would have made hot chicken peppersoup for you. I'm sure it will lessen the cold.

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Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by AHCB: 10:54am On May 17, 2017

smellingmenses:
Guy help or logout

Well I've already given him the advice he wanted. Ain't my fault if he's too thick to see it.

SmartChoices:
Help the poor guy out unless you are the girlfriend or her brother.... whose hand was caught in there

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by mzabbie(f): 11:15am On May 17, 2017

This is serious. Walk away jareh.

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by Nobody: 11:24am On May 17, 2017

smellingmenses:
Cc bumbae1
Reasons..... No panties on at all times.....
Sex insatiable....
intimacy gadgets always with her even in church!
Suspects she's humping her brother.... caught his hand in her breasts...
And. She talks too much..... lies too much..... has little to no female friends
Help me decipher this babe..... she even insists I suck her tits in the middle of a dance floor.
What other signs do I need to watch out for?

She is a freak tongue

Re: Met My Girlfriend On Nairaland Not Sure If She's A Natural Hoe Or Self-made Hoe by smellingmenses(op): 12:26pm On May 17, 2017

AHCB:
Well I've already given him the advice he wanted. Ain't my fault if he's too thick to see it.

Are you quarrelling me because of bumbae1? I don't hump strangers.... So no need to be frightened about the prospect of me vandalizing her before you set your eyes on her....

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