My name is redbeans and this is the story of my life. Come october, i might bid this life adieu... I've seen it all. But i'll let u in on some of it so i get immortalised. Here it goes:

i've seen all kinds of female buttocks [big, aggressive and slim]. I've done all kinds of immoral stuffs like sxcht, fonesex, deep kiss, doggy, missionary, reverse cowgirl etc. Beneficiaries were girls 14-35............

I wouldnt be shocked to find out that ure coolestchris

Don't worry, you won't last reach Oct self. Rubbish goat

Wehdonesaah...

Aye le oo ibosi oo

Some people are so proud of their foolishness.

okay

egbon come and HERE

Back in secondary skul, i attended all kinds of parties; be it birthdays, after skul party of al private skuls, pladds, jet club, name it. In university, i continued 4rm there. When uniben was uniben, i rocked al d hall 2 parties, freshers party, jean carnivals, send forth parties [at palm royal,ohonba,nurses hostel and house, bonfires etc]. Had to stay back up to 7 years to have the mad fun. Stil hoping to go bck and connect with the new freshers.

What else to enjoy again. The life is now boring!

who is mentioning my handle is just wierd

tell me more, I am still here-ing

I tried co-habiting too. Had to drive away my room mate. Though i was destined broke, i rowed with big boys. Those who paid my bills at parties and school. Mehn.. God bless the one that took me to a club in benin. Jokers dey learn 4 wer dat club dey. Wereys on the loose. Boob.s were everywhere threatenin us.

Happy to have joined nairaland too. Den i remember after i climaxed, i would play a telemundo film and read romantic stuff about pant or pussy from tosin, mirazeebility, nitefury, onihaxy, purityval and other gurus.

Thrash 4 lawma, end time tins, price of garri talk, iffa must here tis, IDGAF etc was cool. Back then, i wud sleep outside after rebelin, so i cud enjoy carnivals. Oh the good old days. Now life is jst dull wit recession enveloping our lives. Time to get 'sniper' for the appointed day

Missed how money was flowing back then. Would hang out eating mishai,suya,fried rice etc. Now all i get to eat is coaster biscuit, geisha and eba or garri and 40 naira beans. I'm sure a girl whom i dumped bck den use her pubic hair to swear 4 me. Gambled away most of my stuff and i'm now down wit a mysterious ailment.

One would wonder why i never reached the zenith of my career like smellymouth bobrisky sexxkilz etc. Now u know. All i've got now is to spew despondent gibberish till my voice fails.

Haa this one is serious o.sniper kwa .ok aim well o

comradespade:
Aye le oo ibosi oo

Omo Iya

Lastking147:
Omo Iya

Uncle lastking, bawo ni thinz?

Mtsheeeeeeeeew!...thought it was something important!

comradespade:


Uncle lastking, bawo ni thinz?

Good oh my brother
E get as the weather be for here I just dey observe
Wetin dey na Omo ope

Lastking147:
Good oh my brother E get as the weather be for here I just dey observe Wetin dey na Omo ope

This place is just kinda cold...

comradespade:




This place is just kinda cold...

Same here oh broad mi
Nepa no gree give us light Dem dey dry our wire
Na nice okpeke pesin fit use for this kain time

itsJude:
I wouldnt be shocked to find out that ure coolestchris

i am who i am

CokersClub:
Don't worry, you won't last reach Oct self. Rubbish goat

must you insult

This one just weak me

redbeans:
must you insult

you be wetin you want make I talk be that?.

Jacksparr0w127:
This one just weak me

be strong man for the projected news

redbeans:
be strong man for the projected news

what news?

Mad cow on the loose.

...bid this like adieu... time to get 'sniper' for the appointed day...

For a gut that seems to be telling tales of valour, why do you wanna take the cowardly way out?!

VanNistelrooy24:
Some people are so proud of their foolishness.

Hmmmm...