₦airaland Forum

XINZ:
Wife? Aren't you a tad too young?

Luxuryconsult:
who tell you so? And by the way no time to waste time jare brother mi.

XINZ:
Lol, guyman

Luxuryconsult:
Na so.. Who get that picture biko?

Limescale:
Did you photoshop your body or you look like that?

Oyindidi:
Go marry

XINZ:
On my DP?


That's a random pic, bruh. Someone posted it here. I like her smile n pose, so I uploaded it.

Luxuryconsult:
the lady looks good buh i don't know what to say about the pinsure... Buh she be nlder ni? Me i dey get interest for crazy bae ooo. Cuz even me myself i no use style well.

Luxuryconsult:
look like how? And why should i photoshopped a picture??

XINZ:
Nah, bruh. She isn't a nairalander. The look on her face is just EPIC!

Limescale:
For your won reasons na! Naija guys are kings of photoshop, your upper body doesn't gel together with your legs. Do you look like that?

Luxuryconsult:
its the posture bro and that bag i carried... I was weigh down by it.. I have laptop and few other gadgets in it.. You should see the thing bends my left side too.. And thats naija guys oooo brother, why on earth do i need photoshop when i'm wonderfully and beautifully made? Don't think there is any need for it.

Limescale:
You are naturally slim or the camera slimmed you?

Luxuryconsult:
naturally slim.. That's exactly what i look bro. And all these interview bro, you get bae for me?

Luxuryconsult:
ok nah.. No wahala.. Thanks for your replies.

Limescale:
I'm the Bae, you dey want me ?

Luxuryconsult:
Good God.. Nl buh why now? You mean to say you are a female now abi and you want me to believe that? With (M) and no dp? Maka why??

Limescale:
I'm a male who likes other males. We'll look good together I'm telling you, are you interested or naw?

Luxuryconsult:
oya come and be going bros biko.. I ain't gay nitori olohun.

Limescale:
I'm joking don't mind me. You'll find a wife fam, she's coming. Be patient

Luxuryconsult:
I dey find wife oooo biko.. Bae ain't showing. I yaff tired and i need someone biko. Someone should kukuma save me oooo

mzhorlah:
marry me