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Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(op): 2:07pm On May 29, 2017
U toast dem, marry dem take care of dem den one mrn will wake up and say "we are equal" ur father! Did I marry u frm ur father with a handshakehuh
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 2:07pm On May 29, 2017
Ifakiland:
Nobody hurt me dear....topic is for those Jew guys who gals still do table tennis with deir heart....letting dem know gals ain't all dat special....
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Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 2:24pm On May 29, 2017
LalaLushness:
Like who hurt him biko cheesy
Some ladies wont like this o
lol some ladies no just good at all.their character can bring out the beast in any man and even the meekest of men cheesy.thats why sometimes if a person's better half dey give am wahala its better he/she lets go.
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 2:33pm On May 29, 2017
KennyID17:
Gigantic one at that. Tho some girls are borderline useless.There​ are still a lot out there worth all d trouble. There's even one on here worth all d headaches​ in the world angry grin grin angry grin cheesy
u no see d way dem baby mamas and slayqueens/dragons dey kill themselves over davido grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 3:34pm On May 29, 2017
Ifakiland:
So what?
If my mom never needed a man wuld she be a mom? Wuld I AV a sis?
You are sick and don't ever quote me again
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by KennyID17(m): 3:41pm On May 29, 2017
lefulefu:
u no see d way dem baby mamas and slayqueens/dragons dey kill themselves over davido grin grin grin grin grin
That wan na baba for d hoes cheesy grin grin grin grin cheesy grin
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by JohnnySavage(m): 3:42pm On May 29, 2017
[quote author=Ifakiland post=56984638]1) They expect you to express love to dem first even wen its clear they love u, if u don't dey stay dere like zombie in one corner wishing u do one day.

2) They desire marriage more dan you do, yet they expect you to be the one to ask dem for it and dey cover mouth like imbeciles wen u finally do like dey weren't expecting.

3) They expect money from you, as a sign of care..smh

4) Even after marrying them dey expect you to take over total care of deir forking life, food dem, cloth dem, etc.

5) They can't make babies on deir own, dey need ur sperm but will later wanna claim the child asif the baby grew on its own in deir belly.

6) During sex dey expect u to please dem well, yet before sex will act like dey are doing u a favour allowing u fork dem.

7) You can fork a thousand girls and still pretend to be a virgin....if they fork 5+ men, their pvssy won't be the same...so wen they cheat just clap for dem cos it's always on dem.

True but not true
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(op): 4:14pm On May 29, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
You are sick and don't ever quote me again
Ur daddy is sick....mannerless she goat...who asked for ur comment in the first place.
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 6:02pm On May 29, 2017
lefulefu:
lol some ladies no just good at all.their character can bring out the beast in any man and even the meekest of men cheesy.thats why sometimes if a person's better half dey give am wahala its better he/she lets go.
Lol at least I get halo for head grin
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by softiebae: 7:04pm On May 29, 2017
diary of a heartbroken dude
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 7:06pm On May 29, 2017
Ifakiland:
Ur daddy is sick....mannerless she goat...who asked for ur comment in the first place.
You are a senseless he goat.
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(op): 8:00pm On May 29, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
You are a senseless he goat.
Fork you
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 8:24pm On May 29, 2017
LalaLushness:
Lol at least I get halo for head grin
u no be slay dragon na grin grin grin
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by lalanice(f):
its usually d ones girls av rejected a thousand times over that come to NL to cry
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by colbankz(m): 10:01am On May 30, 2017
Ifakiland:
Bittered?
Guess ure one of those gal worshipper....keep it up bro, the lord is ur power

Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Norabay(f): 11:13am On May 30, 2017
When you see an aspiring baby daddy, you will know them.
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(op): 1:08pm On May 30, 2017
lalanice:
its usually d ones girls av rejected a thousand times over that come to NL to cry cheesy
Can any gal reject dis face?
Gal reason better next time

Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(op): 1:12pm On May 30, 2017
Norabay:
When you see an aspiring baby daddy, you will know them.
U actually look intelligent....guess I'm wrong
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Doctorfitz: 1:29pm On May 30, 2017
Ifakiland:
U toast dem, marry dem take care of dem den one mrn will wake up and say "we are equal" ur father! Did I marry u frm ur father with a handshakehuh
Hahahaha... Badt guy grin grin


U've said nothing buh the truth...
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 1:32pm On May 30, 2017
Ifakiland:
It's the bitter trust....I can go a week without talking to a gal....but if a week goes by and not one boy talks to a gal she will panic wat will be in her mind is "am I dat ugly" fork y'all gals we don't need u.....you need us!
I feel u Jare..
Best thing is to keep making the doe.
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by lalanice(f): 6:09pm On May 30, 2017
Ifakiland:
Can any gal reject dis face?
Gal reason better next time
any gal undecided

you even look like you live for women (assuming that's your real face), why d bashinghuh
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by mzhorlah(f): 7:15pm On May 30, 2017
Am God's gift grin
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(op): 7:30pm On May 30, 2017
mzhorlah:
Am God's gift grin
Hi
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by mzhorlah(f): 7:51pm On May 30, 2017
Ifakiland:
Hi
hello
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Burna88(f): 8:07pm On May 30, 2017
ok m a gel,nd op is right,but dia r yet some hediots who think with dia pricks nd only of pvssies,nd not all gels would do all dose listed up dere....dx world should just end already seff.
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by HARYORBAMZ(m): 8:10pm On May 30, 2017
cool
Ifakiland:
1) They expect you to express love to dem first even wen its clear they love u, if u don't dey stay dere like zombie in one corner wishing u do one day.

2) They desire marriage more dan you do, yet they expect you to be the one to ask dem for it and dey cover mouth like imbeciles wen u finally do like dey weren't expecting.

3) They expect money from you, as a sign of care..smh

4) Even after marrying them dey expect you to take over total care of deir forking life, food dem, cloth dem, etc.

5) They can't make babies on deir own, dey need ur sperm but will later wanna claim the child asif the baby grew on its own in deir belly.

6) During sex dey expect u to please dem well, yet before sex will act like dey are doing u a favour allowing u fork dem.

7) You can fork a thousand girls and still pretend to be a virgin....if they fork 5+ men, their pvssy won't be the same...so wen they cheat just clap for dem cos it's always on dem.

cool Age is never on deir size, u can wait till 45 to get married to an 18 yrs old gal....they can't do dat.

9) They feel u owe dem marriage immediately they agree to date u and if u break up after 2yrs+ dey say Uve wasted deir time....asif na oby dem dey inside the relationship wey loose time.

10) The only thing tangible they AV to offer is centered around sex, you AV headache dey will kiss u and say hope u feel better, whereas if they AV small headache dey ask for ice cream and pizza....forking liabilities.

Guys gals ain't nothing in this world, their exist cos of us, without us they have no meaningful life.....understand dis and they becomes less special to u so u can stop been a maga to dem....good luck.
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(op): 8:27pm On May 30, 2017
Burna88:
ok m a gel,nd op is right,but dia r yet some hediots who think with dia pricks nd only of pvssies,nd not all gels would do all dose listed up dere....dx world should just end already seff.
Thank u lady
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by stevo4them(m): 8:35pm On May 30, 2017
but wether we like it or not we cant do [color=#000099][/color]without them......we can only both pretend, we were made for each other............both males and females
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Josefben(m): 3:17pm On May 31, 2017
Ifakiland:
It's the bitter trust....I can go a week without talking to a gal....but if a week goes by and not one boy talks to a gal she will panic wat will be in her mind is "am I dat ugly" fork y'all gals we don't need u.....you need us!
love dis bro,dey re nt 2 important creatures,bt some guys jux treat dem like 1
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Alphamale2017(m): 6:57pm On May 31, 2017
Ifakiland:
U toast dem, marry dem take care of dem den one mrn will wake up and say "we are equal" ur father! Did I marry u frm ur father with a handshakehuh
Lmaooooo MA niggar . everything you have said is true Jor. mostly That number 2
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