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Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 11:20am On May 29, 2017 |
1) They expect you to express love to dem first even wen its clear they love u, if u don't dey stay dere like zombie in one corner wishing u do one day. 2) They desire marriage more dan you do, yet they expect you to be the one to ask dem for it and dey cover mouth like imbeciles wen u finally do like dey weren't expecting. 3) They expect money from you, as a sign of care..smh 4) Even after marrying them dey expect you to take over total care of deir forking life, food dem, cloth dem, etc. 5) They can't make babies on deir own, dey need ur sperm but will later wanna claim the child asif the baby grew on its own in deir belly. 6) During sex dey expect u to please dem well, yet before sex will act like dey are doing u a favour allowing u fork dem. 7) You can fork a thousand girls and still pretend to be a virgin....if they fork 5+ men, their pvssy won't be the same...so wen they cheat just clap for dem cos it's always on dem. Age is never on deir size, u can wait till 45 to get married to an 18 yrs old gal....they can't do dat. 9) They feel u owe dem marriage immediately they agree to date u and if u break up after 2yrs+ dey say Uve wasted deir time....asif na oby dem dey inside the relationship wey loose time. 10) The only thing tangible they AV to offer is centered around sex, you AV headache dey will kiss u and say hope u feel better, whereas if they AV small headache dey ask for ice cream and pizza....forking liabilities. Guys gals ain't nothing in this world, their exist cos of us, without us they have no meaningful life.....understand dis and they becomes less special to u so u can stop been a maga to dem....good luck. 9 Likes |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by professorfal: 11:24am On May 29, 2017 |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Heavance(m): 11:26am On May 29, 2017 |
It all depends in who you have, though don't put yourself in trouble for them.
Few are still wonderful being to be with in sorrow and happiness |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Heavance(m): 11:26am On May 29, 2017 |
It all depends on who you have, though don't put yourself in trouble for them. Few are still wonderful being to be with in sorrow and happiness |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Draei: 11:27am On May 29, 2017 |
Hmm, I get your point tho buh why are you always bashing 'em ladies... |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 11:37am On May 29, 2017 |
Lol I love this nigga. No homo 1 Like |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by SirMichael1: 11:37am On May 29, 2017 |
They are coming for you |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Fitzgeralde: 11:41am On May 29, 2017 |
SirMichael1:Lol SirMichael1: SirMichael1:Lol |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by babyfaceafrica: 11:43am On May 29, 2017 |
Not bad 1 Like |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by colbankz(m): 11:54am On May 29, 2017 |
all i c z a bitterd guy......pele d lord z ur strenght 2 Likes |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 11:57am On May 29, 2017 |
Draei:Ain't bashing dem bro, just dat gals of nowadays see we guys as equals like dey doing us a favour dating us....and some guys just worship dem and funny thing is dese gals don't deserve it. 2 Likes |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 11:58am On May 29, 2017 |
colbankz:Bittered? Guess ure one of those gal worshipper....keep it up bro, the lord is ur power 2 Likes |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 12:00pm On May 29, 2017 |
Heavance:The few dat will be good to u, so unfortunate u can't marry dem cos they include ur mom, sis and daughter. The rest will suck u dry if u loose guard or take dem too serious. 2 Likes |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by kings20(m): 12:16pm On May 29, 2017 |
very true Gals are easy to manipulate but they would always try to form important |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Xway(m): 12:30pm On May 29, 2017 |
Ifakiland:I think i like dis. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 12:42pm On May 29, 2017 |
Wake up call to the guys stop been a mumu, Ull disturb her for months to have sex with u, den wen she finally agrees she will start shouting "gimme dat diick" "fork me more" (sebi u been no wan fork) They need you to survive....stop been deir doormat. 3 Likes |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by bignwa(m): 12:44pm On May 29, 2017 |
Op.wat if u were born a girl would u still type dat trash upthere. 1 Like |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 12:48pm On May 29, 2017 |
Ifakiland: Thank God you have a mother and sisters. 1 Like |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Rayfield: 12:52pm On May 29, 2017 |
Don't treat them as bad as they treat you, treat them as good as they supposed to be. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 1:00pm On May 29, 2017 |
this op na real sadist 1 Like |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 1:23pm On May 29, 2017 |
rebirthforgoody:So what? If my mom never needed a man wuld she be a mom? Wuld I AV a sis? 1 Like |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 1:24pm On May 29, 2017 |
Rayfield:Fork dat 1 Like |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 1:26pm On May 29, 2017 |
lefulefu:It's the bitter trust....I can go a week without talking to a gal....but if a week goes by and not one boy talks to a gal she will panic wat will be in her mind is "am I dat ugly" fork y'all gals we don't need u.....you need us! 2 Likes |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 1:29pm On May 29, 2017 |
bignwa:If I were a gal I'd respect men. 1 Like |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by lawrykings(m): 1:31pm On May 29, 2017 |
lefulefu: op is no sadist, guys have sold their birthright, what we have today are wuss' and sissies very few know their place as a man in this world. very few know there is power in manhood waiting to be exercised on a weaker being (woman) instead the reverse is the case. women rule the world though. thumbs up to them! 2 Likes |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 1:37pm On May 29, 2017 |
You all bitchess are not god gift to us. Now swerve. |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 1:46pm On May 29, 2017 |
lawrykings:as u saying this there"s a man near my area who is not much well to do.this man used more than half of its month salary to buy a plot of land for his girlfriend and he"s paying for the school fees of the child of the lady she happened to have for another man .but this man"s own wife and children are uncared for.and his children have dropped out of sch cos of lack of fees . 1 Like |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Nobody: 1:50pm On May 29, 2017 |
lefulefu:Like who hurt him biko Some ladies wont like this o |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 1:51pm On May 29, 2017 |
[quote author=lefulefu post=56989006] as u saying this there"s a man near my area who is not much well to do.this man used more than half of its month salary to buy a plot of land for his girlfriend and he"s paying for the school fees of the child of the lady she happened to have for another man .but this man"s own wife and children are uncared for.and his children have dropped out of sch cos of lack of fees . [/quote Imagine such a donbi....if I have a son like dat I'll use him for money rituals 1 Like |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 1:52pm On May 29, 2017 |
MissCuppy:Whatever u say gal....now go play with ur hair bushes and makeup cos ure probably Doing it for we men.... 2 Likes |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by KennyID17(m): 1:57pm On May 29, 2017 |
lefulefu: Gigantic one at that. Tho some girls are borderline useless.There are still a lot out there worth all d trouble. There's even one on here worth all d headaches in the world |
Re: Reasons You Are God's Gift To A Girl: by Ifakiland(m): 2:05pm On May 29, 2017 |
LalaLushness:Nobody hurt me dear....topic is for those Jew guys who gals still do table tennis with deir heart....letting dem know gals ain't all dat special.... 1 Like |
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