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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by Keenysbojan(m): 8:41am On Jun 22, 2017
seun please don't forget to remove that stupid oath in islamic thread and also don't forget to change your mods that love posting stewpid thread to frontpage, if u can do dis biliv i won't hack u again

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by Alphamale2017(m): 8:43am On Jun 22, 2017
wait wait. , seun nor lock this thread ?? Jesus. what am I seeing

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by GoodMuyis(m): 8:44am On Jun 22, 2017
Babalawos come and consult the IFA on behalf of **** The cause of this slowness and instability is unknown to me too

You can as well offer powerfull ebos, but make sure its not the messy type, so the orunmila will accept it quickly
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by happney65: 8:45am On Jun 22, 2017
Iamdmentor1:
Seun, remove that Islam oath you force everyone to make before commenting on Muslim threads

or you include all religions..Giving a special consideration to one set of religion is nonsensical..No wonder he's forum is being attacked every now and then when he isnt ambitious one bit na make he dey do local champion he saabii..Yeye.. grin

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by LastSurvivor11: 8:46am On Jun 22, 2017
Kondomatic:
502 error wan kill me here.....






I think village people are trying to punish mynd for the unnecessary bans that he give people, they just don't know that he cannot even code a contact us page talk more of a whole forum.

Faints

Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:49am On Jun 22, 2017
Amberon11:
Seun

Does that also explain why there is the need to swear an oath before commenting on Islamic threads whereas every tom deek and harry can comment on christian threads?
coconut tree fall on u my broda cool
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by happney65: 8:50am On Jun 22, 2017
femi4:
Don't you think that decision restrict your access as a full member of this forum.
Its a wrong move, we are first of all Nairaland members and we deserve equal treatment.

Also, he's yet to come out with a reasonable explanation and if you create any thread about it, he ll delete it

Because he is an hypocrite..He does not want you to air your opinion.In as much as i dont do religion,I believe all religion should be treated equally and nobody should be given any preferential treatment..

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by miqos02(m): 8:53am On Jun 22, 2017
Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

This is to inform you that Nairaland is experiencing a serious problem. The infrastructure that powers Nairaland has become unusually slow and unstable, which has led to a lot of downtime. The cause of this slowness and instability is unknown to me, but I am doing my best to figure out what's going on and fix it.

I wish to appeal to everybody to please bear with me, and please note that I may not be able to process any orders until this issue has been diagnosed and fixed.

Best regards,
Seun Osewa.
open up Nairaland to become a company,its now bigger than you. get people to partner with you

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by nwaanambra1(m): 8:56am On Jun 22, 2017
kingdenny:
Too much "I wish, I will, I would " in this public information.
Don't you have people you work with or work for you , at least your mods are one
Rather it should be "we wish, we will we would "
No one does it alone

this your comment is pure plagiarism! you lifted it word for word from my thoughts! get ready to be sued!


meanwhile! oga seun pls stop being self centered! STOP PAINTING THE PICTURE OF YOU ALONE RUNNING NAIRALAND!

ITS THIS YOUR MENTALITY THAT STILL KEEPS NAIRALAND WHERE IT IS - BY NOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE REDDIT OF AFRICA OR QUORA OF AFRICA - BUT YOUR DESIRE TO BE THE PRESIDENT/ CEO/ EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR/ ICT MANAGER/ SOFTWARE ENGINEER/ DATABASE MANAGER/ HUMAN RESOURCES PERSONNEL/ ADMIN MANGER/ SENIOR CLEANER and all the necessary positions that should be handled by other experts is the reason why we are still having cloud flares in 2017!

ITS TIME YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT NAIRALAND IS ALREADY BIGGER THAN YOU. OPEN YOUR DOORS LET OTHERS COME IN AND HELP YOU BUILD AND POSITION THIS GREAT FORUM SO IT WILL BE AMONG THE GREATS OF THE WORLD! THE PRIDE OF AFRICA!

AN IGBO ADAGE SAYS THAT "I" IS ONLY ONE AND DIES WITH YOU "WE" IS MANY AND STANDS THE TEST OF TIME!

STOP BEING "I" AND START BEING "WE"!

YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT IN ANOTHER 5 YEARS YOU WILL BE TOO BIG FOR HOST COMPANIES - YOU WILL BE FORCED TO BUILD YOUR OWN SERVER.

ONE LOVE SIR.


CC: SEUN.


I still don't understand why you have not yet settled your beef with google - you are not just losing billions bro - you are also losing your share of world popularity. The rule of business is same as the rule of politics "Interest first". Give google an adverts space in-between every 20 comment posts and u rake in millions from them!

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by Nobody: 8:57am On Jun 22, 2017
Amberon11:
Seun

Does that also explain why there is the need to swear an oath before commenting on Islamic threads whereas every tom deek and harry can comment on christian threads?
I never knew this oo. Can you just imagine the stupidity! I keep wandering why we share the same country with these animals. Every Muslim comes to Christian post to masturbate and they want me to accept Islam as the one true religion(When people say APC and its gang of paedophiles are out to islamize Nigeria some think its a joke!)

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by BizBayo: 8:57am On Jun 22, 2017
Realdeals:
Serious o, these coding stuff shows up atimes


Bros, how many children you don born sef? Cos I can see first child, last child from your source code. Lol
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by Keenysbojan(m): 8:59am On Jun 22, 2017
FTrebirth:


or create a general section for both Christians, Muslims and atheists.

or install same oath for Christian threads to balance the equation.

every public school in nigeria that offers IRK should equally offer CRK.

i can't be swearing to an unknown god because i want to drop a comment/post in a thread.
abi o an unknown god for dat matter
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by BizBayo: 9:03am On Jun 22, 2017
nwaanambra1:


this your comment is pure plagiarism! you lifted it word for word from my thoughts! get ready to be sued!


meanwhile! oga seun pls stop being self centered! STOP PAINTING THE PICTURE OF YOU ALONE RUNNING NAIRALAND!

ITS THIS YOUR MENTALITY THAT STILL KEEPS NAIRALAND WHERE IT IS - BY NOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE REDDIT OF AFRICA OR QUORA OF AFRICA - BUT YOUR DESIRE TO BE THE PRESIDENT/ CEO/ EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR/ ICT MANAGER/ SOFTWARE ENGINEER/ DATABASE MANAGER/ HUMAN RESOURCES PERSONNEL/ ADMIN MANGER/ SENIOR CLEANER and all the necessary positions that should be handled by other experts is the reason why we are still having cloud flares in 2017!

ITS TIME YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT NAIRALAND IS ALREADY BIGGER THAN YOU. OPEN YOUR DOORS LET OTHERS COME IN AND HELP YOU BUILD AND POSITION THIS GREAT FORUM SO IT WILL BE AMONG THE GREATS OF THE WORLD! THE PRIDE OF AFRICA!

AN IGBO ADAGE SAYS THAT "I" IS ONLY ONE AND DIES WITH YOU "WE" IS MANY AND STANDS THE TEST OF TIME!

STOP BEING "I" AND START BEING "WE"!

YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT IN ANOTHER 5 YEARS YOU WILL BE TOO BIG FOR HOST COMPANIES - YOU WILL BE FORCED TO BUILD YOUR OWN SERVER.

ONE LOVE SIR.


CC: SEUN.


I still don't understand why you have not yet settled your beef with google - you are not just losing billions bro - you are also losing your share of world popularity. The rule of business is same as the rule of politics "Interest first". Give google an adverts space in-between every 20 comment posts and u rake in millions from them!

Well said bro, well said. He should do the needful.

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by Mcowubaba: 9:04am On Jun 22, 2017
Kondomatic:
502 error wan kill me here.....






I think village people are trying to punish mynd for the unnecessary bans that he give people, they just don't know that he cannot even code a contact us page talk more of a whole forum.

Hahahhahahhahhaha, guy you're evil and heartless..


Hahhahahhahahha, guy you are so heartless grin grin
U talk say Mynd. no fit even code "contact us page" grin grin
How do you guys come up with all this savagery
grin angry

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by Keenysbojan(m): 9:06am On Jun 22, 2017
femi4:
Don't you think that decision restrict your access as a full member of this forum.
Its a wrong move, we are first of all Nairaland members and we deserve equal treatment.

Also, he's yet to come out with a reasonable explanation and if you create any thread about it, he ll delete it
i don create thread on that matter before he delete am, i wnt relent i will creat another
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by dabwan123(m): 9:06am On Jun 22, 2017
... Annoying...

Iamdmentor1:
Seun, remove that Islam oath you force everyone to make before commenting on Muslim threads
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by davide470(m): 9:06am On Jun 22, 2017
bigtt76:
Glo was not down though undecided

It was. The downtime was brief. I know guys that didn't sleep throughout Sunday because of this issue.
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by nwaanambra1(m): 9:12am On Jun 22, 2017
Mcowubaba:


Hahahhahahhahhaha, guy you're evil and heartless..


Hahhahahhahahha, guy you are so heartless grin grin
U talk say Mynd. no fit even code "contact us page" grin grin
Who do you guys come up with all this savagery
grin angry

My brother eh! i don laff over that guy comment so tey my belle wan pain me die!


Nigerians are a piece of work i swear! grin

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by eleojo23: 9:15am On Jun 22, 2017
Tahrah:
Just recently i was banned for wishing a nairalander happy birthday in french,i had to mail the mods twice before the ban was lifted.

It must have been the anti-spam robot that banned you and not the mods.
The robot simply could not understand what you wrote so it assumed that you were spamming the thread and banned you.
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by factwriter(m): 9:16am On Jun 22, 2017
Keenysbojan:
seun please don't forget to remove that stupid oath in islamic thread and also don't forget to change your mods that love posting stewpid thread to frontpage, if u can do dis biliv i won't hack u again


You still don't get it, do you?

That OATH thing is here to stay. Those who don't want to swear to it should avoid the (Muslim) thread.

Simple.

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by bigtt76(f): 9:17am On Jun 22, 2017
My point is did it affect all the different fibre cables in Nigeria? I doubt. Glo has its own cable so most probably, it affected few service providers.


davide470:
It was. The downtime was brief. I know guys that didn't sleep throughout Sunday because of this issue.
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by FTrebirth(m): 9:17am On Jun 22, 2017
adwem2003:


Please how can I remove the oath from my profile?
avoid muslim threads for a while...it will disappear.
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by princetom1(m): 9:19am On Jun 22, 2017
Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

This is to inform you that Nairaland is experiencing a serious problem. The infrastructure that powers Nairaland has become unusually slow and unstable, which has led to a lot of downtime. The cause of this slowness and instability is unknown to me, but I am doing my best to figure out what's going on and fix it.

I wish to appeal to everybody to please bear with me, and please note that I may not be able to process any orders until this issue has been diagnosed and fixed.

Best regards,
Seun Osewa.


Glo network doesn't need a price hike grin..

Anyway, if u need our help in any way, let us know
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by DAVEZONIGLTD: 9:23am On Jun 22, 2017
@Seun
All shall be well.
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by ibkayee(f): 9:25am On Jun 22, 2017
I noticed the slowness too. The oath on the Islamic thread is unfair since it isn't applied to all religions, no reasonable explanation for it either. This site also needs a block feature

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by factwriter(m): 9:31am On Jun 22, 2017
jcmaiah:
I never knew this oo. Can you just imagine the stupidity! I keep wandering why we share the same country with these animals. Every Muslim comes to Christian post to masturbate and they want me to accept Islam as the one true religion(When people say APC and its gang of paedophiles are out to islamize Nigeria some think its a joke!)


Animals

You call your fellow countrymen ANIMALS simply because they don't share your religious faith?

Well someone once told me all Nigerian Muslims are goats.

Yes! GOATS, while the REST of the country's population are GRASS.

Do the maths Bro.

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by ikorodureporta: 9:33am On Jun 22, 2017
Hope say village pippu no go steal some data again
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by Nobody: 9:35am On Jun 22, 2017
nwaanambra1:


this your comment is pure plagiarism! you lifted it word for word from my thoughts! get ready to be sued!


meanwhile! oga seun pls stop being self centered! STOP PAINTING THE PICTURE OF YOU ALONE RUNNING NAIRALAND!

ITS THIS YOUR MENTALITY THAT STILL KEEPS NAIRALAND WHERE IT IS - BY NOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE REDDIT OF AFRICA OR QUORA OF AFRICA - BUT YOUR DESIRE TO BE THE PRESIDENT/ CEO/ EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR/ ICT MANAGER/ SOFTWARE ENGINEER/ DATABASE MANAGER/ HUMAN RESOURCES PERSONNEL/ ADMIN MANGER/ SENIOR CLEANER and all the necessary positions that should be handled by other experts is the reason why we are still having cloud flares in 2017!

ITS TIME YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT NAIRALAND IS ALREADY BIGGER THAN YOU. OPEN YOUR DOORS LET OTHERS COME IN AND HELP YOU BUILD AND POSITION THIS GREAT FORUM SO IT WILL BE AMONG THE GREATS OF THE WORLD! THE PRIDE OF AFRICA!

AN IGBO ADAGE SAYS THAT "I" IS ONLY ONE AND DIES WITH YOU "WE" IS MANY AND STANDS THE TEST OF TIME!

STOP BEING "I" AND START BEING "WE"!

YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT IN ANOTHER 5 YEARS YOU WILL BE TOO BIG FOR HOST COMPANIES - YOU WILL BE FORCED TO BUILD YOUR OWN SERVER.

ONE LOVE SIR.


CC: SEUN.


I still don't understand why you have not yet settled your beef with google - you are not just losing billions bro - you are also losing your share of world popularity. The rule of business is same as the rule of politics "Interest first". Give google an adverts space in-between every 20 comment posts and u rake in millions from them!

Seun, take good note of what this guy is saying.
He's making lots of sense.

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by factwriter(m): 9:35am On Jun 22, 2017
Keenysbojan:
abi o an unknown god for dat matter

Then stay clear of the "unknown" lest curiosity kills the cat.

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Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by factwriter(m): 9:38am On Jun 22, 2017
Keenysbojan:
i don create thread on that matter before he delete am, i wnt relent i will creat another

...continue the wild goose chase.
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by kanirip: 9:38am On Jun 22, 2017
@Seun, Don't you think it's about time you moved this platform to one of the Cloud Providers? At least on the public Cloud, you determine the architecture of the platform and thereby can identify potential infrastructure or application bottlenecks as soon as they occur, maybe even before.
Even the security issues you have experienced in the past are a lot more manageable in the cloud.
You are running pretty much the most popular forum in Nigeria, I think you should give it the infrastructure it deserves.
Let me know if you need any pointers in achieving this.
Re: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by rill: 9:38am On Jun 22, 2017
seun u should be banned for this

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