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Too much of titanic sha dey worry op.. If u like get Top 1k list on how to kip her, she jes gon do what she gon do

professorfal:
if you were a guy would you do all these? and for what? pussy?

why not?

But i ain't a guy in this case.

EYIBLESSN:
The next thing will be that those Mods will now close the thread of the original owner.


Don't cheat the gods. They could be angry. The gods are watching.

unfortunately i didnt get this here on nairaland havent even seen it here self..

Btw d original owner u talking about might have gotten it from somewhere else and post it here.

CROWNWEALTH019:
Subtlemer
That's how I am going to treat you

i trust u gonna do even more than this list

Victornezzar:
So i should do all dis eighteen tinz 2 a lady ahbi
Op u need cane

please change d cane to koboko...

I need koboko

optional1:
please change d cane to koboko...

I need koboko

lol koboko dey pain na
or u no go military school

7footre:
Na woman we come this world for abi? Which one she sef go do? We no be Israelites when you de give commandments

Do me a favour nd carry your list waka!

no b byforce to accept and obey this commandments abi they force u to obey the Israelites commendments for naija ni

No let me borrow koboko take flog u oh.

Victornezzar:
lol koboko dey pain na
or u no go military school

am used to koboko sir cane used to pain like they put pepper in ur fresh wound...


I didn't attend any military school.

optional1:
am used to koboko sir cane used to pain like they put pepper in ur fresh wound...


I didn't attend any military school.

used 2 koboko ke??
Omo u strong oo

Victornezzar:
used 2 koboko ke?? Omo u strong oo

na koboko b our punishment anytime we do bad thing when we small...
So am used to it bring it on.

optional1:
na koboko b our punishment anytime we do bad thing when we small...

So am used to it bring it on.

lmao
I don't love flogging

optional1:
i trust u gonna do even more than this list

Only on her humble request, like your profile text said, whatever she tells you do just that

optional1:
no b byforce to accept and obey this commandments abi they force u to obey the Israelites commendments for naija ni

No let me borrow koboko take flog u oh.

Carry koboko na make I use my koboko flog una join

QueenSuccubus:
Uuummm...
So, while u dating u cheating as well and instead kissing her lips,
U kissed somebody else?

com u these pink woman that his alway disturb mine eye whit his pink writing material


Com while are u alway in evry tread? While are u alway quote ppl coment?

optional1:
HOW TO KEEP THE LADY YOU ARE DATING:
Do you love your girl and you don't want another
man to snatch her from you? Then do the
following things:

1. Give her plenty of attention. If you give her
attention, she will not seek for attention
elsewhere. Chat with her online via social media or else another man will.

2. Give her listening ears whenever she is
speaking to you. Avoid pressing your phone or reading a newspaper when your girl is talking to you.

3. Do not promise her and fail. Do not promise her what you cannot do. It is better for you to say you don't have than to promise and fail.

4. Do not be stingy. Avoid telling her that you
don't have, you don't have all the time.

5. Be caring. To be caring does not only mean you should be giving her money. There are many ways of showing care; e.g show concern whenever she is sad or in problems; be by her side when she is in problems, do not abandon her in her days of sorrow.

6. Tell her daily that she is beautiful.

7. Tell her daily that you love her.

8. Play with her and joke with her daily.

9. Don't be too hard and don't be too soft. Scold her a little, and pet her a little. Do not over pet or over scold.

10. Love her siblings, and respect her parents.

11. Appreciate her when she helps you to do
something.

12. Allow her to advise you, seek her suggestions and respect her opinions.

13. Respect her.

14. Do not take her for granted.

15. Do not cheat on her.

16. Play with her hairs

17. kiss her on her forehead, cheek and neck. It will pass a good message to her.


18. Let her sit on your lap sometimes.




I dy my house dey do oro come beat me.

This dos and don'ts are wow...

OP this can only happen in Bollywood and Nollywood.

On a lighter mood excesses must be avoided so that someone won't love away his life.

CROWNWEALTH019:
Only on her humble request, like your profile text said, whatever she tells you do just that

ok

7footre:
Carry koboko na make I use my koboko flog una join

u be gay

optional1:
u be gay

How does this question correlate to anything we saying? You well so?

7footre:
How does this question correlate to anything we saying? You well so?

koboko + koboko = what
Abi sugar cane + sugar cane = what

If i use koboko flog u how will u use ur own koboko to flog me again...

firstking01:
And you are single...lovlyn??

i'm not alone

optional1:
koboko + koboko = what

Abi sugar cane + sugar cane = what


If i use koboko flog u how will u use ur own koboko to flog me again...

Errrmmmm pls take your dirty mind to d dry cleaners. We obviously have different definitions of koboko

optional1:
unfortunately i didnt get this here on nairaland havent even seen it here self..

Btw d original owner u talking about might have gotten it from somewhere else and post it here.

Haaaaaaa ! I doubt the verity of your claim.

Not again!

7footre:
Errrmmmm pls take your dirty mind to d dry cleaners. We obviously have different definitions of koboko

hahahahahahahaha

can you be my dry cleaner please?

optional1:
hahahahahahahaha

can you be my dry cleaner please?

Your case eyaff pass my grade. You need detergent, clean water, stain removal, hypo, jik, morning fresh ky jelly and what not

You need quality dry cleaner here

7footre:
Your case eyaff pass my grade. You need detergent, clean water, stain removal, hypo, jik, morning fresh ky jelly and what not

You need quality dry cleaner here

you better buy all that and come and dry clean me oh.

optional1:
you better buy all that and come and dry clean me oh.

Hian! Aunty? I no sabi d work na. I cannot coman kee myself abeg

7footre:
Hian! Aunty? I no sabi d work na. I cannot coman kee myself abeg

na u notice am, na u suppose do the work.
Abi who u think say e fit do the work well well?

optional1:
na u notice am, na u suppose do the work.

Abi who u think say e fit do the work well well?

Don't worry, the next poster na expert on such special duties

so optional1 look mirror finish do thread na ur type person dey keep?

itsJude:
so optional1 look mirror finish do thread na ur type person dey keep?

fam wer ve u been ?

TrapHedges:
fam wer ve u been ?

work oooo brother work i am back and ready to cause trouble