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itsJude:
work oooo brother work i am back and ready to cause trouble

TrapHedges:
lols sorry bro

#othing does u ... Scata err wer i de ur back

7footre:
Don't worry, the next poster na expert on such special duties

itsJude:
so optional look mirror finish do thread na ur type person dey keep?

itsJude:
work oooo brother work i am back and ready to cause trouble

optional1:
what i does now? Btw you can't keep me cos i will definitely cheat on you...



Itsjude i no get flesh abeg, go find them fleshes ones oh.

optional1:
park well abeg no carry ur trouble come my side oh...
Cos na long weekend be this, so ur trouble go plenty.

optional1:
dat poster above me below u likes a lot of flesh and i don't have such flesh..


So u better come over monday and tuesday no work so there is enough time to do the cleaning.

itsJude:
na ur type we dey chop b4 appetiser
All those dry bread wen dey always dey restaurant table

itsJude:
this weekend is dedicated to one fowl

optional1:
your wire has been touched now
d real mad person is coming out.


U no fit chop clean mouth for my side.

7footre:
Hactually, he is d best man for d job. When he finishes d work, enough adipose tissues will be deposited in d right places

optional1:
e go just kill me throw way....
I no want am, na u i want.

itsJude:
keep quiet there , go and iron the gown ure wearing on ur dp

optional1:
Executor of plurimi kukuma kill me..


7footre said u a good dry cleaner, so am bring the gown for you this weekend to do the ironing.

7footre:
I'm not a qualified doctor you want make I give you injection?

itsJude:
i hear say mosquito look you call u diet blood

optional1:
kukuma kill me nah?


when u finish, go catch d real fowl cos e don tey i eat fowl leg.

optional1:
jude don finish me before the dry cleaning work start self..
Is either you or no onw else

itsJude:
the fowl black that kind leg no dey sweet , chelsea just dey vex me no signing

7footre:
Oya na submit yourself for inspection, make I know where I start

optional1:
lolz

i no do again, to dry clean again u go do inspection on top am.

itsJude:
make alerts kill ur phone ba3

optional1:
HOW TO KEEP THE LADY YOU ARE DATING:
Do you love your girl and you don't want another
man to snatch her from you? Then do the
following things:

1. Give her plenty of attention. If you give her
attention, she will not seek for attention
elsewhere. Chat with her online via social media or else another man will.

2. Give her listening ears whenever she is
speaking to you. Avoid pressing your phone or reading a newspaper when your girl is talking to you.

3. Do not promise her and fail. Do not promise her what you cannot do. It is better for you to say you don't have than to promise and fail.

4. Do not be stingy. Avoid telling her that you
don't have, you don't have all the time.

5. Be caring. To be caring does not only mean you should be giving her money. There are many ways of showing care; e.g show concern whenever she is sad or in problems; be by her side when she is in problems, do not abandon her in her days of sorrow.

6. Tell her daily that she is beautiful.

7. Tell her daily that you love her.

8. Play with her and joke with her daily.

9. Don't be too hard and don't be too soft. Scold her a little, and pet her a little. Do not over pet or over scold.

10. Love her siblings, and respect her parents.

11. Appreciate her when she helps you to do
something.

12. Allow her to advise you, seek her suggestions and respect her opinions.

13. Respect her.

14. Do not take her for granted.

15. Do not cheat on her.

16. Play with her hairs

17. kiss her on her forehead, cheek and neck. It will pass a good message to her.


18. Let her sit on your lap sometimes.




I dy my house dey do oro come beat me.

optional1:
HOW TO KEEP THE LADY YOU ARE DATING:
Do you love your girl and you don't want another
man to snatch her from you? Then do the
following things:

1. Give her plenty of attention. If you give her
attention, she will not seek for attention
elsewhere. Chat with her online via social media or else another man will.

2. Give her listening ears whenever she is
speaking to you. Avoid pressing your phone or reading a newspaper when your girl is talking to you.

3. Do not promise her and fail. Do not promise her what you cannot do. It is better for you to say you don't have than to promise and fail.

4. Do not be stingy. Avoid telling her that you
don't have, you don't have all the time.

5. Be caring. To be caring does not only mean you should be giving her money. There are many ways of showing care; e.g show concern whenever she is sad or in problems; be by her side when she is in problems, do not abandon her in her days of sorrow.

6. Tell her daily that she is beautiful.

7. Tell her daily that you love her.

8. Play with her and joke with her daily.

9. Don't be too hard and don't be too soft. Scold her a little, and pet her a little. Do not over pet or over scold.

10. Love her siblings, and respect her parents.

11. Appreciate her when she helps you to do
something.

12. Allow her to advise you, seek her suggestions and respect her opinions.

13. Respect her.

14. Do not take her for granted.

15. Do not cheat on her.

16. Play with her hairs

17. kiss her on her forehead, cheek and neck. It will pass a good message to her.


18. Let her sit on your lap sometimes.




I dy my house dey do oro come beat me.

connectpoint:
No church today aunty mary..why are yu online now?

optional1:
uncle joseph did you take me to church.

connectpoint:
I said why no church today aunty optional..

optional1:
and i said did you take me to church uncle connection?

connectpoint:
Well since you asked politely, I am around, you can come so we go together....

optional1:
sorry uncle connection am not available for a long sunday service sermon..