KingEbukasBlog:


Jesu

davtosh:
Please can someone help me with this question.
If at the Court of Law an Atheist is asked to swear, With what do they swear with?
Thanks

davtosh:
Please can someone help me with this question.

If at the Court of Law an Atheist is asked to swear, With what do they swear with?
Thanks

hopefulLandlord:


a known and open atheist would simply affirm to tell the truth and nothing but the truth

benzics:
of course I would swear with the Bible, since I know there is no God, so therefore nobody is listening, it won't kill me to follow the ignorants for a while, anything to save my ass.

Someone asked, if isis asked me to embrace Islam or die what would I do,
I answered, "I would embrace Islam and pray with them, since I know no one is listening and once I leave, nothing is obligating me to continue in their ignorant beliefs as a Muslim, my life comes first before any fairy tale!"

hahn:


Comot for there omo mummy

davtosh:
Please can someone help me with this question.

If at the Court of Law an Atheist is asked to swear, With what do they swear with?
Thanks

benzics:
of course I would swear with the Bible, since I know there is no God, so therefore nobody is listening, it won't kill me to follow the ignorants for a while, anything to save my ass.

Someone asked, if isis asked me to embrace Islam or die what would I do,
I answered, "I would embrace Islam and pray with them, since I know no one is listening and once I leave, nothing is obligating me to continue in their ignorant beliefs as a Muslim, my life comes first before any fairy tale!"

EyeHateGod:

Just tell them you an atheist and see how things go

sonofluc1fer:

Yeah, thank God for hands. The intelligent designer made them long enough to stroke your genitals while he prepares a beautiful life partner for you.

May the Lion of Judah bless your balls with strength to hold on... ramen.

Matths 5:28
But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

davtosh:
Please can someone help me with this question.

If at the Court of Law an Atheist is asked to swear, With what do they swear with?
Thanks

JackBizzle:
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."

Edward Gibbon

MrMontella:

thats seneca the younger's words...
Not edward gibbons..

sonofluc1fer:
Nigerian Christians will honor an embezzling politician with front row seat, then burn a man whose sexual preference harms them in no way.

Our Morals and values in this country are so warped.

JackBizzle:


Really?

KingEbukasBlog:


I'm not married , why should I have sex

JackBizzle:
Every Nigerian atheist should understand the deeper meaning of this quote;

“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.”

― Marcus Tullius Cicero

winner01:
Truth has its way of bubbling up above falsehood over longer periods of time.

Atheism, throughout the history of humanity, has gained little or no traction, wherever it did it eventually collapsed (most atheistic countries of the 20th century are back to their default setting even after thhe forceful imposition of atheism on them).

Theism is growing by leaps and bounds, and atheists detest that. Thats why it has to mock, deride, ridicule and insult religious beliefs and its adherents to stay relevant.

So friends, this is my favourite quote below. Try not to die

urahara:




This is what happens when u use your school fees to do mmm

hopefulLandlord:


your pathetic excuse of a god can only speed up wrath

he can't speed up the end to world hunger, cure for HIV or cancer
or speed up amputee's limb growing

your god is one malevolent, incompetent and idiotic god

tell him to speed up his wrath against me, I should die before tomorrow

NigerianScholar:




Because of sin. We were once in a perfect state couldnt fall sick until we ate the forbidden fruit.



Simple explanation in the first part of the bible that most people dont see

WHO PUT THE FRUIT THERE?
THE ALL-KNOWING GOD WHO KNEW ADAM AND EVE WOULD BE TRICKED BY A MAGICAL TALKING SNAKE, I GUESS.

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WHO PUT THE FRUIT THERE?
THE ALL-KNOWING GOD WHO KNEW ADAM AND EVE WOULD BE TRICKED BY A MAGICAL TALKING SNAKE, I GUESS.

NigerianScholar:

This isnt a simple thing to understand.
God kept the fruit there as a test for humanity. He knew theyd be tricked but he didnt make zombies. He made beings with the power of choice