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Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hahn(m): 1:01pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: You live with your parents, right? |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 1:13pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
davtosh: a known and open atheist would simply affirm to tell the truth and nothing but the truth |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by benzics(m): 1:18pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
davtosh:of course I would swear with the Bible, since I know there is no God, so therefore nobody is listening, it won't kill me to follow the ignorants for a while, anything to save my ass. Someone asked, if isis asked me to embrace Islam or die what would I do, I answered, "I would embrace Islam and pray with them, since I know no one is listening and once I leave, nothing is obligating me to continue in their ignorant beliefs as a Muslim, my life comes first before any fairy tale!" 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Nobody: 1:22pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord: ok |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Nobody: 1:22pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
benzics: ok |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by EyeHateGod: 1:40pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
hahn:Lol like say he no look the bobby 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by EyeHateGod: 1:43pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
davtosh:Just tell them you an atheist and see how things go |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by SuperWorld(m): 2:04pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Somehow I know religion or no religion human being cannot die and end like that! You know what folks? The problem of this world truly is religion but the solution is GOD. |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by realmindz: 2:21pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
benzics: Religion is a tool I myself use, sometimes I appeal to people's emotion by using popular phrases like " God bless you" Jesus will do it, praise Chisos" I even use Insha Allah, Salam aleku etc... If I go into politics, I'll make use of religion as well...its all about being smart. If not for conscience I would have started a church 2 Likes |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Nobody: 2:42pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
EyeHateGod: Thanks I was just curious I am not one of you I am a Christian and I don't have a court case. More grease to your Ego |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by oluwalfa: 3:52pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
sonofluc1fer: Chai. When I see adultery like this waiting to be committed. My body just dey tingle. |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by oluwalfa: 3:53pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
davtosh: Whatever they are ordered to. |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Nobody: 3:55pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
This thread is sliding into mediocrity; as usual.......... |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by MrMontella(m): 4:01pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
JackBizzle:thats seneca the younger's words... Not edward gibbons.. |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by JackBizzle: 7:53pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by JackBizzle: 7:59pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN TRANSLATION 1) "I don't believe in God" Translation- "I worship satan" 2) "Daddy my fiance is an atheist" Translation- "I want to marry a babalawo" 3) "I rarely go to church nowadays" Translation- "Witches from my village are separating me from God" 4) "I don't pay tithe" Translation- "I want to be poor and keep robbing God" 15 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by JackBizzle: 8:09pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Sonofluc1fer tells the truth about Nigerian religious hypocrisy sonofluc1fer: 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by MrMontella(m): 8:59pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
JackBizzle:yep |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by MrPresident1: 9:10am On Dec 11, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: You are ripe for marriage . In ancient Israel, men started going to war at age 20. Marriage supper of the Lamb loading. On or before 20th January 2017 |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by mumumugu(m): 4:02pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
JackBizzle:reminds me of bokoharam |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by urahara(m): 4:57pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
winner01: This is what happens when u use your school fees to do mmm 4 Likes |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:43pm On Dec 25, 2016 |
" In all ages
reason has been regarded as the enemy of religion.
Nothing has been considered so pleasing to the Deity
as a total denial of the authority of your own mind.
Self-reliance has been thought a deadly sin; and the
idea of living and dying without the aid and
consolation of superstition has always horrified the
church. By some unaccountable infatuation, belief
has been and still is considered of immense
importance. All religions have been based upon the
idea that God will forever reward the true believer,
and eternally damn the man who doubts or denies.
Belief is regarded as the one essential thing. To
practice justice, to love mercy, is not enough. You
must believe in some incomprehensible creed. You
must say, "Once one is three, and three times one is
one." The man who practiced every virtue, but failed
to believe, was execrated. Nothing so outrages the
feelings of the church as a moral unbeliever -- nothing
so horrible as a charitable Atheist." Excepts from the life and deeds of Thomas Paine by Robert Ingersoll 1874. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Nobody: 3:40pm On Dec 29, 2016 |
urahara:lol 1 Like |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Deicide: 7:27pm On Dec 29, 2016 |
Jesus walks into a bar... The barman looks up and asks, "We don't serve wine here." Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language. #religion |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by JackBizzle: 7:42pm On Dec 29, 2016 |
Jesus walks into bar....... And the bar man quickly shouts "No prophets allowed" Jesus asks why....... And the bar man replies "Moses drank all our wine and his muslim friend married all our young barmaids" 1 Like |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 2:04pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. --- Emo Phillips, 1997. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
Lol to the poster above |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by NigerianScholar: 12:34am On Jun 11, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: Because of sin. We were once in a perfect state couldnt fall sick until we ate the forbidden fruit. Simple explanation in the first part of the bible that most people dont see |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by Stinson007(m): 2:15am On Jun 11, 2017 |
See this 1 Like
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Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by CAPSLOCKED: 4:06pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
NigerianScholar: WHO PUT THE FRUIT THERE? THE ALL-KNOWING GOD WHO KNEW ADAM AND EVE WOULD BE TRICKED BY A MAGICAL TALKING SNAKE, I GUESS. |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by NigerianScholar: 3:20am On Jun 30, 2017 |
CAPSLOCKED:This isnt a simple thing to understand. God kept the fruit there as a test for humanity. He knew theyd be tricked but he didnt make zombies. He made beings with the power of choice |
Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by hopefulLandlord: 3:38am On Jun 30, 2017 |
NigerianScholar: how does an omniscient being "test" his creation? 1 Like |
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