We are about to unbox a typical slaymama/pepperdemgang, so sit and grab a coin while we together do this.

Qudos to our natural beauty queens out there and the moderately gingered queens.

1.The Foundation: trust me; this powerful tool can hide 15 strokes of stribal marks beneath it. How about spots like diamonds in the sky, it can hide them too. This worst part is when its overdone such that the skin color below the jaw line is different from the foundation’s. Before you wife her, make sure you have seen her without this.

2.Powder: some guys who aint actually conversant with ladies usually confuse powder to be the same as foundation. The thickness of some red powder can be measured with the help of a venier caliper.

3.Eye brow: wash this away and some Nigerian girls will look scary, why? The answer aint far-fetched, some have actually shaven off their eye brows. Imagine a girl with a shaven eyebrow, well, I leave the rest to your imagination.

4.Eye lashes: I was sitting beside a lady in a car some years back and you won’t imagine the length of her eye lashes span the entire length of her nose. I was like, wow, is this an eye lash umbrella?

5.Pupil: don’t gush over her pupil colour yet, not until you have learnt about worn pupils. Yes!

6.Wig: oh she has long hairs, my friend, pull that hair off and see for yourself if she is as bald as Papa Ajasco. While this is even better, underneath you might find a tattered looking hair with dandruff underneath….Am I exaggerating?

7.Nails: Oh she has a fine pair of fingernails, my friend, those are most times fake. The worst part is that the eagle is a learner where some slaymamas dem dey. I was at the bus-stop sometimes ago and a slaymama wanted to climb a bike, she swung her toes around not minding I was standing close, na small e remain make she dissect my hand with her eagle claws. I wan tear her slap but the way she take beg me, I weak.

8.Cameltoe/Butt: this is very rampant. Those massive meaty cameltoes in yoga pants, taaaaah! Those butts wey full everywhere? Na wash. Ask yourself, why do most of them use the bathroom to UnCloth before match? coz they know yawa go dey!

Before you can score your dream girl based on aesthetics to avoid stories that touch in the near future, Please rid her of these things then score her.

I drop my pen, add yours

lalasticlala
Mynd44

Your head will roll!!!

I repeat, Mary Kay should be celebrated.

#YOLO

Guy you wicked oo...

I just don't get it y some gals can't use make up moderately ... It turns me off.. They end up. Lookng lyk a painting...

Rodo dem gangs Wii not be happy wit dis.

Confam.

luminouz
dacovajnr
Lordcrimson
kennyID17
pussyhunter
Deadshot
Martin0
Victornezzar
CR7jnr
ur attention is needed here

To all the slay mama's,both home and abroad I hail thee

lefulefu:

luminouz
dacovajnr
Lordcrimson
kennyID17
pussyhunter
Deadshot
Martin0
Victornezzar
CR7jnr
ur attention is needed here

Watch as NL ladies will shy away from the tread So this is what most of our slay queens are up to

lefulefu:
luminouz dacovajnr Lordcrimson kennyID17 pussyhunter Deadshot Martin0 Victornezzar CR7jnr ur attention is needed here

Iyaaaf land boss

Victornezzar:

Iyaaaf land boss

take

LordCrimson:
Watch as NL ladies will shy away from the tread So this is what most of our slay queens are up to

this is why i no dey follow slayqueens

lefulefu:

take

Thanks boss
As per today be my gf bday
Give it 2 everyone freely

Fake gals or doctored photos.

Victornezzar:

Thanks boss
As per today be my gf bday
Give it 2 everyone freely

haha

happy birthday to her

lefulefu:

haha

happy birthday to her

Tanx boss

lefulefu:

this is why i no dey follow slayqueens

No mind me,Na my curiosity dey cause I dey like see wetin dey beneath all the pomp and shakara

Slay queens will avoid this thread
Instead you will see a lady with a picture of her yansh on her dp looking for God fearing men

daewoorazer:


How mush is ur self-contained ma'am

Mtchewwwww

greyboy5000:
Slay queens will avoid this thread
Instead you will see a lady with a picture of her yansh on her dp looking for God fearing men

there some ladies here wey luk great without makeup sha.refiner did a thread on dat wey dem come dey upload their no makeup pix

Victornezzar:
Iyaaaf land boss

hmmmm na wa ooo,wariz diz eh?

LordCrimson:
Watch as NL ladies will shy away from the tread So this is what most of our slay queens are up to

yes ooo,you won't see them on issue like this,419 slaymama's

lefulefu:

there some ladies here wey luk great without makeup sha.refiner did a thread on dat wey dem come dey upload their no makeup pix

yeah the refiner chick is beautiful
I saw a thread on her the other day
Bro can you give me link to this thread you talking about

It's not a problem to visit my man without makeup. I'm already beautiful na.

makydebbie:
It's not a problem to visit my man without makeup. I'm already beautiful na.

free makeup pic or adonbillivit

Victornezzar:

free makeup pic or adonbillivit

I should upload it on this thread?