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yaqq:
the Op must be thinking we re kids with his head like satellite's dish

Nma27:
I doubt that. Go download Chips.. The movie should make u laugh. Gimme a feedback when you've seen d movie

SirMichael1:
Hope it isn't a Nigerian movie cos I distaste anything Nollywood? And BTW, are you this boring or it happens on occasions?

thepussyhunter:
And they fucking said today was going to be super boring,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,



even though i have a feeling most people wouldnt participate i'll still start fixing me equipments here...

And errmm lemme help call the few savagers i know (hopefully they'll pick up the call

Cc:
itsjude
makydebbie
aderola15
greyboy5000
mcbrooklyn
mrcork
tahrah
nma27
homeboiy
luminous
dacovajnr
martinO / martin0
etc..............

Thanks fynest potato for da mention

AmoryBlacq:
Guess this is what folks do with their time these days
since they're awaiting post utme or whatever

time you wanna use for SOS could be well spent on GST

Tahrah:
Those guys are just bantering joor.

fynestpotato:
Do you know:Apes and baboons don't look alike Cause while an Ape looks like a gorrilla a baboon looks just like you.

Nma27:
Hollywood movie. Well, I'm definitely not a boring somebody.
Don't u have a gf to liven your existence??

VargasVee:
Take a look at what APC caused


SMH

Tahrah:
Old papa youngie.

fynestpotato:
A thread was created few days ago,proclaiming that nairaland has the most set of savages in nigeria.
Based on this information we can all but wonder who is the real King/Queen of savagery.This is why the School of savagery(SOS)has decided to host a competition to know those who really deserve to be crowned as savages.The rule of this contest is simple,simply mention a nairalander and try to diss him/her in the most savage way possible.An example can be seen below.
Igborubausa the only difference between you and a crate of rotten eggs,is the crate.
Other rules guiding this contest are as follow.
1)Try to limit your diss to the moniker you've mentioned.Insulting someone's family,tribe or religion is not allowed.
2)Savaging the OP(which is me)is not allowed.Doing this will lead to your disqualification from the contest.
3)Mentioning of mods is strictly prohibited,we do not want this thread on front page.
4)Please i take god beg you,take note of rule no3 as that may lead to this thread been closed or worse(me getting banned.)
5)This thread is strictly for fun so let's keep it that way.No bad blood please.

Judges will be chosen to determine who the best savages are.
The judges have been chosen based on the fact that they do not have savagery in their blood.
Lefulefu(bro pls come with all your obama pix and chose the best savages)
Thepussyhunter.(come with all the news crew.)
Zarzar.

Victornezzar(this guy should be among the judges but he recently showed that he has huge savagery in his blood.)

Those that have been chosen to be true savages will be awarded with a certificate of savagery from the School of Savagery(SOS)
Now let the Savage Contest begin.

SirMichael1:
I will check it out.

You're boring and there's no arguing that. Just read through your post and tell me if it cracks you up?

Gf?! After all the stuffs I read here about ladies and how disloyal they are? Nah, I don't. Wouldn't want one even when offered on a platter, atleast not now, maybe when I'm ready to get married. Although I tried getting one until she 'friendzoned', I tell you, it was really a bad experience that I wouldn't want to recall But you ladies are tricky sha

fynestpotato:
Do you know:Apes and baboons don't look alike Cause while an Ape looks like a gorrilla a baboon looks just like you.

igborubausa:
am I whywhyogun ?

barallanee:
....joy u hav none

RegalD:
The best thing you could have done is to post your ADMISSION LETTER so as for every nairalnder will know you spend your time well studying GST....(Bloody fresher)

greyboy5000:
come and insult msmagee for not allowing you sex chat with her biko