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Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by heybee72(m): 3:58pm On Jul 16, 2017
My teacher flew a carnal while being chased by a dog with rabies.. . Ahh uncle molu can lie ooo
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by kolas88(m): 4:16pm On Jul 16, 2017
Children are the leaders of tomorrow. This is not true in Nigeria.
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by edkai: 4:29pm On Jul 16, 2017
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Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by presh001: 5:17pm On Jul 16, 2017
DanDrezzy:
I was warned about cultist like you

you were warned right! It takes a cultist to spot another
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by noblemind(m): 5:18pm On Jul 16, 2017
THE GREATEST LIE OF ALL TIME IN NIGERIAN SCHOOL WAS WHEN THEY SAY" WE ARE THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW" BUT I JUST REALIZED IN NIGERIAN POLITICS TOMORROW WILL NEVER COME
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by ItalianWine(f): 5:36pm On Jul 16, 2017
solomix10:
are you telling me u are cheap...

It depends on what values you have and what cards you are bringing to the table. sad
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by DGranite(m): 5:59pm On Jul 16, 2017
psucc:
That water is made up of 2 elements if hydrogen and oxygen.

I have drank water, boil it, use it severally and in so many waters but I never see them separated or see oxygen.
funny you water is a compound and like every compound the elements re chemically combined together and cnt be sperated through a physical process, boiling is a physical process and as such can not break d hyrogen bond binding d hydrogen and oxygen together.
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by NavalObi37: 6:16pm On Jul 16, 2017
jeff1993:
One day in Class, I asked my CRK teacher 'where is heaven"?? ..... She replied immediately u pass the sun u will see Heaven!!! ..... She told us she had gone there countless times and we were all eager to go ...... It was later in life that I knew that there was no HEAVEN!!!!!


My Teacher keeps telling us we are d Leaders of Tomorrow ...... I wonder if Na Dead body we go Lead?? ...... This one Wey Dead body don dey lead us from London!!! .... I believe now that she is Dead she would b able to find it for Us!!!!!!


The Worst Lie our Biology teacher taught us was withdrawal method is a means of preventing Pregnancy!!!! ...... It may be a means truly but The first time I tried it ... I impregnated a girl ....... How do u withdraw ur Penis when u are in avatar state?? ...... That time self guys Neva wise to use postinor 2!!!!


Inter science teacher told us MARIJUANA causes Lung cancer!!!!! ...... Fa....Fa..... Fa .....FOWL ..... To my niggies burning their MARY J every night n day...... DON'T STOP!!!!! .... Science has proven its Harmless!!!! ...... I repeat its HARMLESS!!!!!

Oga, there's HEAVEN.
HEAVEN IS REAL!!!! HELL IS REAL!!!
You decide where you want to end up
God bless You,
Mind you, JESUS IS COMING SOOON
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by michaelisaiah: 6:32pm On Jul 16, 2017
Why should I care. About the lie that's my teacher told me
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by femi4: 6:43pm On Jul 16, 2017
yayatoure046:
BODMAS ( bracket open division, multiplication, addition, and subtraction) chai ..... Those in primary school datz wat dey taught us
its "of" not "open"
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by solomix10(m): 8:55pm On Jul 16, 2017
ItalianWine:


It depends on what values you have and what cards you are bringing to the table. sad
what of #2500 for a night
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by ItalianWine(f): 3:29am On Jul 17, 2017
solomix10:
what of #2500 for a night

Use that money to learn English every night. You'll come off better that way. Learn some values while you are at that so you don't sell your cards for things of cheap values. undecided
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by NwaAmaikpe: 7:30am On Jul 17, 2017
ItalianWine:


Use that money to learn English every night. You'll come off better that way. Learn some values while you are at that so you don't sell your cards for things of cheap values. undecided

shocked


Proud of you!

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Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by ItalianWine(f): 8:16am On Jul 17, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:


shocked


Proud of you!

ephi123 come o, he finally mentioned my name


Lawd Jesus, please hold me I want to faint.

[img]https://m.popkey.co/c052f7/47kwl.gif[/img]

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Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by solomix10(m): 11:43am On Jul 17, 2017
ItalianWine:


Use that money to learn English every night. You'll come off better that way. Learn some values while you are at that so you don't sell your cards for things of cheap values. undecided
what........ what were you saying up there. i dun understand
maybe i would take up d advice
nd read later
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by doctest001: 11:47am On Jul 17, 2017
hehehehehehehe
My integrated science teacher tell us say brown mosquito wey dey always make noise no dey chop persin say na leaf juice dem dey drink. Na so me sef dey free dem oo.

na so I go live with my uncle for ajah area... Chai! I kill one brown mosquito ehn, e don drink reach 1liter. Since den I don dey find Mr Williams oo
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by sulakishop(m): 4:46pm On Jul 18, 2017
BODMAS- BRACKET OF DIVISION MULTIPLICATION AND SUBTRACTION instead of BODMAS- BRACKET ORDERS DIVISION MULTIPLICATION AND SUBTRACTION

Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by sfinkzslot(m): 12:53pm On Jul 19, 2017
sfinkzslot:
said we are the leaders of tomorrow
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by ephi123(f): 4:02pm On Jul 20, 2017
ItalianWine:


ephi123 come o, he finally mentioned my name


Lawd Jesus, please hold me I want to faint.

[img]https://m.popkey.co/c052f7/47kwl.gif[/img]


hahahaha, please don't faint abeg cheesy
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by ItalianWine(f): 4:18pm On Jul 20, 2017
ephi123:


hahahaha, please don't faint abeg cheesy

ephi123 leave me jareh, me that have fainted since. You just ignored me since I mentioned you...I even thought I have sinned against you cry
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by aristocats(m): 9:23am On Jul 26, 2017
The Topic made FP sometime ago.
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by Omoluabi16(m): 9:34am On Aug 03, 2017
ephi123:


hahahaha, please don't faint abeg cheesy
Wherever you are, I hope you're alright.
Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by ephi123(f): 1:31pm On Aug 29, 2017
Omoluabi16:
Wherever you are, I hope you're alright.

Hello, hello. How are you?

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