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Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by blackonblack(op): 8:53am On Jul 27, 2017
A friend came to visit and last night she prepared beans as dinner. And as you can imagine, this caused fits of farting.

I mean, I was farting like boko haram was throwing bombs in my appartment. Lol

But the girl didn't say a word, until this morning.

So guys, have you experienced this?

And girl, how do you usually react to this?
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by Josephjnr(m): 8:53am On Jul 27, 2017
Hahahaha
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by blackonblack(op): 8:56am On Jul 27, 2017
Josephjnr:
Hahahaha
Yeah man, exactly
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by Michelle55: 9:10am On Jul 27, 2017
hahahahaha.. I won't get angry cos it's expected of him to release unwanted gas,atleast he's free and being himself with me. I hate pretence and forming, just keep doing the things you were used to before I waltz into your life.. but if the fart is becoming unbearable, I'll set a competition between us to see who will win, Lolsss. life is sweet when you are real and always yourself and with the person who loves and appreciates you the way you are.
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by Amarabae(f): 9:11am On Jul 27, 2017
Farting should be in private and not to pollute a public place. So its annoying.
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by sbm060(m): 9:14am On Jul 27, 2017
It not appropriate and it's looks rude ,but if i should warn her to stop and she doesn't stop mehm me i don't need to eat beans b4 it start flowing
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by Nobody: 9:16am On Jul 27, 2017
I laugh at it when my partner does.
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by Nobody: 9:22am On Jul 27, 2017
Amarabae:
Farting should be in private and not to pollute a public place.
So its annoying.
not in a public place but in a place where its only you and your man.

That shouldn't be too bad? "Couples who fart together, stick together" I and my woman usually fat in the bathtub and it just sounds funny.
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by NevetsIbot(m): 9:27am On Jul 27, 2017
sbm060:
It not appropriate and it's looks rude ,but if i should warn her to stop and she doesn't stop mehm me i don't need to eat beans b4 it start flowing
nairalanders ehhh. I don laugh finish.
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by NevetsIbot(m): 9:31am On Jul 27, 2017
hehe

Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by fuckjesus(m): 9:39am On Jul 27, 2017
Fussy people would make a mount out of mole hill on that. who doesn't fart? if my babe farts and its loud i will laugh if it smells i will run out of the place in a playful way. sometimes its fun..
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by blackonblack(op): 10:16am On Jul 27, 2017
Michelle55:
hahahahaha.. I won't get angry cos it's expected of him to release unwanted gas,atleast he's free and being himself with me. I hate pretence and forming, just keep doing the things you were used to before I waltz into your life.. but if the fart is becoming unbearable, I'll set a competition between us to see who will win, Lolsss. life is sweet when you are real and always yourself and with the person who loves and appreciates you the way you are.
Lol. I appreciate your RIDE OR DIE way of life. It's refleshing.
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by blackonblack(op): 10:20am On Jul 27, 2017
sbm060:
It not appropriate and it's looks rude ,but if i should warn her to stop and she doesn't stop mehm me i don't need to eat beans b4 it start flowing
Funny dude
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by iamdynamite(m): 10:33am On Jul 27, 2017
Me i no dey send, i release the atomic bombs more when she is around grin grin.i no like [pretence
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by cerowo(f): 11:02am On Jul 27, 2017
Lol.... It's fun
Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by fart4mee: 12:23am On Aug 02, 2017
what is important is understanding..
I FART ALOT SO I CANT JUGDE IF A LADY FART ARROUND ME.. but on the other hand its make me lost some good relationship.. so i wont encourage it if ur partner does not like it especially when they keep silent and dont uttet a comment you should be worried and concerned
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