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Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Am 25 years old and planning to get married next year, my dick is too small ow can i enlarged it...pls help me am begging........ thought of sucide in my mind always |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 3:35pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
If the lass has agreed to marry you, doesn't that mean that she's accepted your micro-penîs in good faith? 3 Likes |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 3:40pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
bamtos14: 2 Likes
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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by hungryboy(m): 3:45pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
bamtos14:bros, if that girl no one accept your toothpick penis, No marry am oh, cos she go dey cheat on you Accept your flaws man, you fit go to enlarge that Penis now, dem go give you concoction were go even make am disappear Na so I been dey worry myself before , i come realise say, my happiness does not begin and end with the size of my dick Life is too sweet and vast to worry over something you only use once in a while After all , no matter how person dick big, Him no fit move woman toto from him position go another position 8 Likes |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Oyindidi(f): 3:46pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
bamtos14:Okay, I'm a doctor. Let me examine you |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Earthquake1: 3:50pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Oyindidi:
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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Stevengerd(m): 4:14pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Woh if you wan die, DIE make we knw how many of us remain. |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by DOUBLEWAHALA: 4:24pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
u are 25 and u want to get married? not even get a gf I don't blame u.. anything on nairaland sells |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
SINZ: 1 Like
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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
hungryboy: toothpick penis 1 Like
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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 4:35pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
thepussyhunter:Why you come blur your pic? |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
SINZ: na old pic o (saw it in my baby's sis phone........probably took it when i was 18 or so)................so i no fit remember why i bin blur am.................. which one is micro-deek again na................who knows you just have might made the guy finally commit the suicide he's been thinking of since |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 5:48pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
thepussyhunter: That's between him and his God. Had he attempted to take his life over something worthwhile, I would have reasoned with him not to. But planning to take your life because you have a tiny cóck, a problem suffered by roughly half the entire male population and about 90% Asian men is just borderline stupid! |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
SINZ: Sinz, why na? He didn't tell you it was that small na. Why you call am 'micropenis' |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 5:52pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
ScotFree: Baba, him say the preek too small na? |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by iweecureyou: 5:59pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
bamtos14:Boi if u wants to cormits suwiside plis make sure to texts me ya burial adress so i can cum and shop rise looking furworld to dat day cc itsjude Maxi112 teehamzat sexybbstar comradespade thepussyhunter victornezzar Mrcork |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
SINZ: lmao now i have to agree with you on that bruv.............. Didnt and still dont think dude was and is serious about the suicide shiiii sha..................he should try watching korean porn and see "micro-dicks" (this is so hillarious i swear.........just mentioning it makes chuckle) in action................them korean niggas still buy the videos and still watch and even adore these micro shiiiiiiiiii though dat doesnt cancel out the fact that that micro-deek you wrote up there can make any nigga with small and even average dicks cry and probably commit the said suicide |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by concho(m): 10:19pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
SINZ:bros wait, NA im b say if i enter ASIA with ds my longish joy joy joy, say i go be hot cake........ |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Toks2008(m): 12:56am On Jul 29, 2017 |
bamtos14: I need to have a word with you...call me on o8otwo3146o46 I can see you are desperate about your case and I have created a thread concerning this matter and I hope lalasticlala will put it on front page someday. I have a strong feeling that your joystick is not small but you are only suffering from self deceit. Even me despite the fact that I'm even over 7inch in size I still don't see myself as big so I would like to ask you some vital questions ....xpecting your call. 1 Like |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 1:01am On Jul 29, 2017 |
Toks2008: Toks2008 AKA adviser of the Federal Republic on Dick matters. I greet you Sir. |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Ishilove: 4:53am On Jul 29, 2017 |
Toks2008:Ehn, esin!! Omolanwa, Okolabi 1 Like
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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:28am On Jul 29, 2017 |
bamtos14: Most women don't reach orgasm through vaginal penetration , so why bother enlarging your penis . Work with science and don't let the ignorance of the public make you feel insecure . You also have to make sure the woman whom you are getting married to is open minded and is aware of your situation. Open minded to accept possible alternatives I mean and not fixate on the size of your penis . Other possibilities like the use of intimacy gadgets , MouthAction and tantric sex . Women have many erogenous zones so let vaginal penetration be the least of your worries .Clitoral stimulation and pre-intimacy can work wonders on a woman . Emotional connection during sex is also important to a woman .So make sure she truly loves you for who you are as a man . Be chivalrous, be romantic ,if the love is there , the sex would be more pleasurable. All I'm saying is that you can still have a great sex life with the size or your penis . 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 9:38am On Jul 29, 2017 |
Also, porn messes with your mind. As someone has pointed out, you probably might not be small but might keep seeing yourself as small for some reasons, one of which could be porn you see. The AVERAGE erect size (worldwide) is about 5.5 inches. Its a myth that black men are supposed to have giant dicks too. But when you watch porn, it conditions your mind and tells you what size should be 'normal'. A lot of pornstars are actually 'freaks of nature', they are far larger than the average guy. Also, studies have shown that women consider how you use it to be more important than how big it is. They complain that guys with big dicks feel that they're 'giant' so they don't have to put in any extra work and the sex ends up being horrible. After all this, if you really are still convinced you're small, there are ntyral ways of enlarging your oenis over time. The penis is a muscle, and like any other muscle, the right exercise makes it increase over time. There are exercises, I think one's called 'turging' or some stretching exercises which should be done regularly to notice considerable improvement of like 0.3 inches after say, a month. You'll be fine bro. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nicheey(m): 10:09am On Jul 29, 2017 |
SINZ: lol,chai ,deris God oo |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 10:11am On Jul 29, 2017 |
concho: You'll be a god |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 10:13am On Jul 29, 2017 |
thepussyhunter: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 29, 2017 |
Go see a doctor! |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Toks2008(m): 11:24am On Jul 29, 2017 |
truthsayer009: You people are just thinking the guy is joking...small time GOD forbid that we see threads like "A nairalander commits suicide over small joystick" and they will start quoting lalasticlala I believe the guy is better than he thinks but he needs someone to make him see that. |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Toks2008(m): 11:30am On Jul 29, 2017 |
Ishilove: Lol! but honestly I still see myself as small which makes me strongly believe that this guy might just be better than he thinks of himself. With the right approach,this guy could give any lady a mind blowing orgasm. Anyways how are u doing? hope you are good....if no be sey e get as e be...I for come closer o...shey you get *winks* |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Ishilove: 12:23pm On Jul 29, 2017 |
Toks2008:Boda K, o ga fun yin You're right though. He may have poor body image and self esteem issues. In case he is truly small then he should focus on technique, rather than size. I'm good o. Na you forget me |
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by xross(m): 12:37pm On Jul 29, 2017 |
NL has never failed to drill my cheeks sometimes one can't tell what's true or not.. |
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