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Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jul 28, 2017
Am 25 years old and planning to get married next year, my dick is too small ow can i enlarged it...pls help me am begging........ thought of sucide in my mind always
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 3:35pm On Jul 28, 2017
If the lass has agreed to marry you, doesn't that mean that she's accepted your micro-penîs in good faith?

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 3:40pm On Jul 28, 2017
bamtos14:
Am 25 years old and planning to get married next year, my dick is too small ow can i enlarged it...pls help me am begging........ thought of sucide in my mind always

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by hungryboy(m): 3:45pm On Jul 28, 2017
bamtos14:
Am 25 years old and planning to get married next year, my dick is too small ow can i enlarged it...pls help me am begging........ thought of sucide in my mind always
bros, if that girl no one accept your toothpick penis,
No marry am oh, cos she go dey cheat on you

Accept your flaws man, you fit go to enlarge that Penis now, dem go give you concoction were go even make am disappear


Na so I been dey worry myself before , i come realise say, my happiness does not begin and end with the size of my dick

Life is too sweet and vast to worry over something you only use once in a while

After all , no matter how person dick big,
Him no fit move woman toto from him position go another position

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Oyindidi(f): 3:46pm On Jul 28, 2017
bamtos14:
Am 25 years old and planning to get married next year, my dick is too small ow can i enlarged it...pls help me am begging........ thought of sucide in my mind always
Okay, I'm a doctor. Let me examine yougrin
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Earthquake1: 3:50pm On Jul 28, 2017
Oyindidi:
Okay, I'm a doctor. Let me examine yougrin

Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Stevengerd(m): 4:14pm On Jul 28, 2017
Woh if you wan die, DIE make we knw how many of us remain.
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by DOUBLEWAHALA: 4:24pm On Jul 28, 2017
u are 25 and u want to get married? not even get a gf




I don't blame u.. anything on nairaland sells
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jul 28, 2017
SINZ:
If the lass has agreed to marry you, doesn't that mean that she's accepted your micro-penîs in good faith?

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jul 28, 2017
hungryboy:
bros, if that girl no one accept your toothpick penis,
No marry am oh, cos she go dey cheat on you

Accept your flaws man, you fit go to enlarge that Penis now, dem go give you concoction were go even make am disappear


Na so I been dey worry myself before , i come realise say, my happiness does not begin and end with the size of my dick

Life is too sweet and vast to worry over something you only use once in a while
angry oga na only you dey use your own once in a while o angry..........maybe becos e small i no know




After all , no matter how person dick big,
Him no fit move woman toto from him position go another position







toothpick penis cheesy cheesy

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 4:35pm On Jul 28, 2017
thepussyhunter:
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Why you come blur your pic?
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jul 28, 2017
SINZ:


Why you come blur your pic?


na old pic o (saw it in my baby's sis phone........probably took it when i was 18 or so)................so i no fit remember why i bin blur am..................cheesy cheesy


which one is micro-deek again na................who knows you just have might made the guy finally commit the suicide he's been thinking of since
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 5:48pm On Jul 28, 2017
thepussyhunter:



na old pic o (saw it in my baby's sis phone........probably took it when i was 18 or so)................so i no fit remember why i bin blur am..................cheesy cheesy


which one is micro-deek again na................who knows you just have might made the guy finally commit the suicide he's been thinking of since

That's between him and his God.

Had he attempted to take his life over something worthwhile, I would have reasoned with him not to. But planning to take your life because you have a tiny cóck, a problem suffered by roughly half the entire male population and about 90% Asian men is just borderline stupid!
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 28, 2017
SINZ:
If the lass has agreed to marry you, doesn't that mean that she's accepted your micro-penîs in good faith?

Sinz, why na? He didn't tell you it was that small na. Why you call am 'micropenis'
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 5:52pm On Jul 28, 2017
ScotFree:


Sinzz, why na? He didn't tell you it was that small na. Why you call am 'micropenis'

Baba, him say the preek too small na? cheesy
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by iweecureyou: 5:59pm On Jul 28, 2017
bamtos14:
Am 25 years old and planning to get married next year, my dick is too small ow can i enlarged it...pls help me am begging........ thought of sucide in my mind always
Boi if u wants to cormits suwiside plis make sure to texts me ya burial adress so i can cum and shop risesmiley
looking furworld to dat daysmiley

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jul 28, 2017
SINZ:


That's between him and his God.

Had he attempted to take his life over something worthwhile, I would have reasoned with him not to. But planning to take your life because you have a tiny cóck, a problem suffered by roughly half the entire male population and about 90% Asian men is just borderline stupid!


lmao

now i have to agree with you on that bruv..............

Didnt and still dont think dude was and is serious about the suicide shiiii sha..................he should try watching korean porn and see "micro-dicks" (this is so hillarious i swear.........just mentioning it makes chuckle) in action................them korean niggas still buy the videos and still watch and even adore these micro shiiiiiiiiii






though dat doesnt cancel out the fact that that micro-deek you wrote up there can make any nigga with small and even average dicks cry and probably commit the said suicide cheesy cheesy
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by concho(m): 10:19pm On Jul 28, 2017
SINZ:


That's between him and his God.

Had he attempted to take his life over something worthwhile, I would have reasoned with him not to. But planning to take your life because you have a tiny cóck, a problem suffered by roughly half the entire male population and about 90% Asian men is just borderline stupid!
bros wait, NA im b say if i enter ASIA with ds my longish joy joy joy, say i go be hot cake........
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Toks2008(m): 12:56am On Jul 29, 2017
bamtos14:
Am 25 years old and planning to get married next year, my dick is too small ow can i enlarged it...pls help me am begging........ thought of sucide in my mind always

I need to have a word with you...call me on o8otwo3146o46

I can see you are desperate about your case and I have created a thread concerning this matter and I hope lalasticlala will put it on front page someday.

I have a strong feeling that your joystick is not small but you are only suffering from self deceit.

Even me despite the fact that I'm even over 7inch in size I still don't see myself as big so I would like to ask you some vital questions ....xpecting your call.

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 1:01am On Jul 29, 2017
Toks2008:


I need to have a word with you...call me on o8otwo3146o46

I can see you are desperate about your case and I have created a thread concerning this matter and I hope lalasticlala will put it on front page someday.

I have a strong feeling that your joystick is not small but you are only suffering from self deceit.

Even me despite the fact that I'm even over 7inch in size I still don't see myself as big so I would like to ask you some vital questions ....xpecting your call.

Toks2008 AKA adviser of the Federal Republic on Dick matters. I greet you Sir.
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Ishilove: 4:53am On Jul 29, 2017
Toks2008:


I need to have a word with you...call me on o8otwo3146o46

I can see you are desperate about your case and I have created a thread concerning this matter and I hope lalasticlala will put it on front page someday.

I have a strong feeling that your joystick is not small but you are only suffering from self deceit.

Even me despite the fact that I'm even over 7inch in size I still don't see myself as big so I would like to ask you some vital questions ....xpecting your call.
Ehn, esin!! Omolanwa, Okolabi cheesy

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:28am On Jul 29, 2017
bamtos14:
Am 25 years old and planning to get married next year, my dick is too small ow can i enlarged it...pls help me am begging........ thought of sucide in my mind always

Most women don't reach orgasm through vaginal penetration , so why bother enlarging your penis . Work with science and don't let the ignorance of the public make you feel insecure .

You also have to make sure the woman whom you are getting married to is open minded and is aware of your situation. Open minded to accept possible alternatives I mean and not fixate on the size of your penis . Other possibilities like the use of intimacy gadgets , MouthAction and tantric sex .

Women have many erogenous zones so let vaginal penetration be the least of your worries .Clitoral stimulation and pre-intimacy can work wonders on a woman .

Emotional connection during sex is also important to a woman .So make sure she truly loves you for who you are as a man . Be chivalrous, be romantic ,if the love is there , the sex would be more pleasurable.

All I'm saying is that you can still have a great sex life with the size or your penis .

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 9:38am On Jul 29, 2017
Also, porn messes with your mind. As someone has pointed out, you probably might not be small but might keep seeing yourself as small for some reasons, one of which could be porn you see. The AVERAGE erect size (worldwide) is about 5.5 inches. Its a myth that black men are supposed to have giant dicks too. But when you watch porn, it conditions your mind and tells you what size should be 'normal'. A lot of pornstars are actually 'freaks of nature', they are far larger than the average guy.

Also, studies have shown that women consider how you use it to be more important than how big it is. They complain that guys with big dicks feel that they're 'giant' so they don't have to put in any extra work and the sex ends up being horrible.

After all this, if you really are still convinced you're small, there are ntyral ways of enlarging your oenis over time. The penis is a muscle, and like any other muscle, the right exercise makes it increase over time. There are exercises, I think one's called 'turging' or some stretching exercises which should be done regularly to notice considerable improvement of like 0.3 inches after say, a month.

You'll be fine bro.

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nicheey(m): 10:09am On Jul 29, 2017
SINZ:
If the lass has agreed to marry you, doesn't that mean that she's accepted your micro-penîs in good faith?


lol,chai ,deris God oo
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 10:11am On Jul 29, 2017
concho:
bros wait, NA im b say if i enter ASIA with ds my longish joy joy joy, say i go be hot cake........

You'll be a god
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by SINZ: 10:13am On Jul 29, 2017
thepussyhunter:



lmao

now i have to agree with you on that bruv..............

Didnt and still dont think dude was and is serious about the suicide shiiii sha..................he should try watching korean porn and see "micro-dicks" (this is so hillarious i swear.........just mentioning it makes chuckle) in action................them korean niggas still buy the videos and still watch and even adore these micro shiiiiiiiiii






though dat doesnt cancel out the fact that that micro-deek you wrote up there can make any nigga with small and even average dicks cry and probably commit the said suicide cheesy cheesy

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Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 29, 2017
Go see a doctor!
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Toks2008(m): 11:24am On Jul 29, 2017
truthsayer009:


Toks2008 AKA adviser of the Federal Republic on Dick matters. I greet you Sir.

You people are just thinking the guy is joking...small time GOD forbid that we see threads like "A nairalander commits suicide over small joystick" and they will start quoting lalasticlala

I believe the guy is better than he thinks but he needs someone to make him see that.
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Toks2008(m): 11:30am On Jul 29, 2017
Ishilove:

Ehn, esin!! Omolanwa, Okolabi cheesy

Lol! but honestly I still see myself as small which makes me strongly believe that this guy might just be better than he thinks of himself.

With the right approach,this guy could give any lady a mind blowing orgasm.

Anyways how are u doing? hope you are good....if no be sey e get as e be...I for come closer o...shey you get *winks*
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by Ishilove: 12:23pm On Jul 29, 2017
Toks2008:


Lol! but honestly I still see myself as small which makes me strongly believe that this guy might just be better than he thinks of himself.

With the right approach,this guy could give any lady a mind blowing orgasm.

Anyways how are u doing? hope you are good....if no be sey e get as e be...I for come closer o...shey you get *winks*
Boda K, o ga fun yin cheesy

You're right though. He may have poor body image and self esteem issues. In case he is truly small then he should focus on technique, rather than size.

I'm good o. Na you forget me grin
Re: Save Me From Sucide Ooooo by xross(m): 12:37pm On Jul 29, 2017
NL has never failed to drill my cheeks
sometimes one can't tell what's true or not..

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