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What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Indomixx(op): 12:01am On Aug 01, 2017
Mine is 1 week plus. I broke up with her cause I noticed she was the proud type. What's the shortest relationship u have had,how long was it and why did u break up??
cc;lalasticlala
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Horlartunes: 12:15am On Aug 01, 2017
With a calabar girl met her in a week and banged her throughout that weekend promise her love and I'll pay her rent but discharge her quick though I would have go long way with her but her vagina lack pussy wall so I couldn't enjoy the sex so I discharged her the upper weekend though I dash her one of my show me the money's wear that girl called peace can Bleep for afrikkkaaa
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by ikp120(m): 12:24am On Aug 01, 2017
Horlartunes:
With a calabar girl met her in a week and banged her throughout that weekend promise her love and I'll pay her rent but discharge her quick though I would have go long way with her but her vagina lack pussy wall so I couldn't enjoy the sex so I discharged her the upper weekend though I dash her one of my show me the money's wear that girl called peace can Bleep for afrikkkaaa
Bro, please what is pussy wall?
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by BiafraBushBoy(m): 12:47am On Aug 01, 2017
ikp120:
Bro, please what is pussy wall?
The wall that surrounds a place where pussycats live.

It can also be called a cage or pussycats house. The main function is to solidify the cage, and make the entrance of the pvssy house tight
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Krystaal(m): 12:50am On Aug 01, 2017
Two Fucking days;d grin ;d
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by OkuFaba(m): 1:30am On Aug 01, 2017
5 days relationship with one Ella, Benin girl, she can bleep for Africa. After accepting ma request on whatsapp chat, i bleeped the sh*t outta her kitten, then broke up on whatsapp and asked her lets just be friends. She was shocked after sucking and swallowing.*SH*T HAPPENS*
Thank God i'm now a changed guy.
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by ikp120(m): 2:07am On Aug 01, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
The wall that surrounds a place where pussycats live.

It can also be called a cage or pussy a pussy ats house. The main function is to solidify the cage, and make the entrance of the pvssy house tight
LMAO grin grin grin

Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by TDonald: 2:14am On Aug 01, 2017
20 minuites......i been dey whine the girl, na hin she go gree.
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Danemmy(m): 2:18am On Aug 01, 2017
she told me yes in the afternoon, and in the evening she told me she wasn't interested again!
Smh
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Indomixx(op): 6:42am On Aug 01, 2017
Danemmy:
she told me yes in the afternoon, and in the evening she told me she wasn't interested again!
Smh
Lol..... For real bro??
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Indomixx(op): 6:45am On Aug 01, 2017
TDonald:
20 minuites......i been dey whine the girl, na hin she go gree.
Chai..... u bad oo.. Why u dey whine girls,u nor know say them dey emotional??.... Na so I whine one girl come tell am say na whine I dey whine her,the girl use curse finish my life. lol
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Indomixx(op): 6:46am On Aug 01, 2017
Krystaal:
Two Fucking days;d grin ;d
Tell us wetin happen na
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Indomixx(op): 6:47am On Aug 01, 2017
OkuFaba:
5 days relationship with one Ella, Benin girl, she can bleep for Africa. After accepting ma request on whatsapp chat, i bleeped the sh*t outta her kitten, then broke up on whatsapp and asked her lets just be friends. She was shocked after sucking and swallowing.*SH*T HAPPENS*
Thank God i'm now a changed guy.
U get luck say she nor swear for u....Lol....
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Nobody: 6:47am On Aug 01, 2017
I don't usually have short relationships.
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by motun2017(f): 7:00am On Aug 01, 2017
3 months. the guy is a jealous guy and acontrol freak .had to walk away
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by OkuFaba(m): 7:01am On Aug 01, 2017
Indomixx:
U get luck say she nor swear for u....Lol....
two of us enjoy am so the swear gan no go work
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by OkuFaba(m): 7:06am On Aug 01, 2017
Danemmy:
she told me yes in the afternoon, and in the evening she told me she wasn't interested again!
Smh
loool i guess she was high on weed that afternoon, by evening her eye don clear. And i have a feeling u asked her out for bunk
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by TDonald: 8:52am On Aug 01, 2017
Indomixx:
Chai..... u bad oo.. Why u dey whine girls,u nor know say them dey emotional??.... Na so I whine one girl come tell am say na whine I dey whine her,the girl use curse finish my life. lol
grin grin
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by AlexCk: 9:27am On Aug 01, 2017
5weeks,

said she didn't want to "spoil" me, that i was too innocent. undecided undecided

Cranks me up when i think about it tho, lol
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Krystaal(m): 11:07am On Aug 01, 2017
Indomixx:
Tell us wetin happen na
Lol just the two days we dated I spend my whole monthly allowance on her..30k...when I was still a fresher in my school
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Danemmy(m): 2:44pm On Aug 01, 2017
OkuFaba:
loool i guess she was high on weed that afternoon, by evening her eye don clear. And i have a feeling u asked her out for bunk
lol
sure bro!
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Danemmy(m): 2:45pm On Aug 01, 2017
OkuFaba:
loool i guess she was high on weed that afternoon, by evening her eye don clear. And i have a feeling u asked her out for bunk
hahaha
I tire o
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by KAYD007(m): 3:01pm On Aug 01, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
The wall that surrounds a place where pussycats live.

It can also be called a cage or pussycats house. The main function is to solidify the cage, and make the entrance of the pvssy house tight
All these analysis just for pusszzy shocked
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Nobody: 3:07pm On Aug 01, 2017
Horlartunes:
With a calabar girl met her in a week and banged her throughout that weekend promise her love and I'll pay her rent but discharge her quick though I would have go long way with her but her vagina lack pussy wall so I couldn't enjoy the sex so I discharged her the upper weekend though I dash her one of my show me the money's wear that girl called peace can Bleep for afrikkkaaa
Abi ur kini is just too tiny to touch any wall... Nawaoo
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by VERDA: 4:11pm On Aug 01, 2017
TDonald:
20 minuites......i been dey whine the girl, na hin she go gree.
Loool.. ...u no well I swear.. .
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by henrinity(m): 4:32pm On Aug 01, 2017
3 months, called it off 1st day of a new month and she wanted us to resume the relationship at the end of that month... Smh
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Horlartunes: 8:10pm On Aug 01, 2017
Nma27:
Abi ur kini is just too tiny to touch any wall... Nawaoo
baby call me lemme test it on you. but i Bleep raw i dont us rain coat
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Horlartunes: 8:11pm On Aug 01, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
The wall that surrounds a place where pussycats live.

It can also be called a cage or pussycats house. The main function is to solidify the cage, and make the entrance of the pvssy house tight
mad man
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by jworos(m): 8:16pm On Aug 01, 2017
She agreed around 2 in the afternoon on Vals day, by 4am the next morning we broke up cause she went through my phone tongue.
That's approximately 14hrs.
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by voyy: 11:06pm On Aug 01, 2017
motun2017:
3 months. the guy is a jealous guy and acontrol freak .had to walk away
ok let me take over from the 3 month sacked driver ma kiss
motun2017:
3 months. the guy is a jealous guy and acontrol freak .had to walk away
ok let me take over from the 3 month sacked driver ma
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by rawpadgin(m): 11:19pm On Aug 01, 2017
motun2017:
3 months. the guy is a jealous guy and acontrol freak .had to walk away
well, as long as he entered Jerusalem........


it's a win for him
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by motun2017(f): 11:28pm On Aug 01, 2017
rawpadgin:
well, as long as he entered Jerusalem........


it's a win for him
i always pray not to meet guys that think like you. its a win for him? like did he rape me or didnt we both have consensual sex? mhen . u knw wat? next tim u quote me beta use ur thinking faculties. mtceew
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