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Momoh7:
Bros enter literature section divepen1 need you as we also need you
When the second episode dey fall out

pls who is divepen1 does he write too and episode 2 of wat are u talkn abt cos I'm interested!

Divay22:
Always on point dude

thanks, hope u're good?

jonaifame22:
thanks, hope u're good?

Sure, hope you are also?

Divay22:
Sure, hope you are also?

yep,it's jus that the weather is cold, wth all indication I'll be sleeping alone 2nite. Not like I'm scared of sleeping alone buh jus that.........

jonaifame22:
yep,it's jus that the weather is cold, wth all indication I'll be sleeping alone 2nite. Not like I'm scared of sleeping alone buh jus that.........

Lol
You need someone to hold

Divay22:
Lol
You need someone to hold

yep, someone to hold, squeeze,lick, suck and cuddle., cos I'm lonely every night

jonaifame22:
pls who is divepen1 does he write too and episode 2 of wat are u talkn abt cos I'm interested!

Divespen1 na mod for literature section
e dey very active pass for things way dem dey push go front page
Watin you stop na him you go continue

jonaifame22:
yep, someone to hold, squeeze,lick, suck and cuddle., cos I'm lonely every night

What about your Gf you told us about

Divay22:
What about your Gf you told us about

every gal is my gf cos I'm for no one, I'm for everybody that minus boyz and plus gals

jonaifame22:
every gal is my gf cos I'm for no one, I'm for everybody that minus boyz and plus gals

Hahahahahaha..
You ain't zerious
Happy Sunday

Divay22:
Hahahahahaha..
You ain't zerious
Happy Sunday

of course, I'm not serious, I'm israel, born on the 22nd day in the month of april.

jonaifame22:
of course, I'm not serious, I'm israel, born on the 22nd day in the month of april.

22nd of April

Divay22:
22nd of April

yep, u sure do hate people born on 22nd of april right? I understand, I'll bother not to cry u a river cos u already have enough water in ur house.

jonaifame22:
yep, u sure do hate people born on 22nd of april right? I understand, I'll bother not to cry u a river cos u already have enough water in ur house.

Hey dude don't conclude too soon.
I was born 22 of April also

Divay22:
Hey dude don't conclude too soon.
I was born 22 of April also

hahahahaha, jus tell me another thing, cos I dnt believe u, stop pulling my legs, it might come off too soon, dnt turn me to a cripple or handicap.

jonaifame22:
hahahahaha, jus tell me another thing, cos I dnt believe u, stop pulling my legs, it might come off too soon, dnt turn me to a cripple or handicap.

Don't worry I'll pull your hands also.
But I'm serious

Divay22:
Don't worry I'll pull your hands also.
But I'm serious

when u pull my hands, I hope u'll put it some where very enticing where it'll have something to pre..... And something to hol.... And by the way why should I believe u sef, I've neva met a birth day mate before

jonaifame22:
when u pull my hands, I hope u'll put it some where very enticing where it'll have something to pre..... And something to hol.... And by the way why should I believe u sef, I've neva met a birth day mate before

It won't be pressing or holding anything, it will just be there.
I have met here@ certifiedfool same date and month
Have gat no reason to lie about it.

Divay22:
It won't be pressing or holding anything, it will just be there.
I have met here@ certifiedfool same date and month
Have gat no reason to lie about it.

u have mind o, so u believe it will jus be there and I won't do any thing, incase if u dnt knw I'm one of those people that when a they given a mile, they'll travel instead, it's risky havn me around ur valuables, if u know wat I mean by "valuables"

jonaifame22:
u have mind o, so u believe it will jus be there and I won't do any thing, incase if u dnt knw I'm one of those people that when a they given a mile, they'll travel instead, it's risky havn me around ur valuables, if u know wat I mean by "valuables"

expose more
then it's better you don't come close.

Divay22:
expose more
then it's better you don't come close.

come on gal, dnt tell me u're faint hearted, if u're really an april 22 breed which makes u a taurus, then u'll dare me to prove myself cos taurus ar strong and love challenges and they are inquistive, buh unfortunately u've jus been discovered to be lying to me.what do u hope 2 gain frm lying?

jonaifame22:
come on gal, dnt tell me u're faint hearted, if u're really an april 22 breed which makes u a taurus, then u'll dare me to prove myself cos taurus ar strong and love challenges and they are inquistive, buh unfortunately u've jus been discovered to be lying to me.what do u hope 2 gain frm lying?

Lol
Well this Taurus is actually soft hearted, she's only strong when been strong is all there is...
For been inquisitive, I am, but been an introvert has made me feel less concern about things.
I have nothing to lie about my date and month of birth..

jonaifame22:
So I took dis lovely damsel I met when returning from a party outing to a date today and it went well even though she kept talkn abt her boyfriend like he's the trending matter in nigeria.
I met her one night last week when I went to buy indomie and egg, honestly, facially I'd give her 8/10, and her voice sounded sweet like westlife's puzzle of my heart song,there's this thing I feel when I see a gal on artificial nails, now dis is not to spite the team natural gals, buh I jus love d feeling of a gal tickling my scrotal sac lightly wth those nails as I talk gibberish due to the pleasure she's delivering,I wouldn't need long explanations as to why my dick'll jump up like some one who sat on a needle.believe me this lady's fingers was well decorated wth very nice artificial nails and I got attracted to her all the more.

So that lovely night I saw her as I was ordering indomie and egg frm the mallam and she stood buying hers also and it was jus the both of us and she was jus talking to herslf that she's catching cold so I jus chipped in few words and I said she's not supposd to be feeling cold cos she's wearing a cardigan unless her cardigan is not thick enough and she looked at me and I smiled at her revealing my complete set of white teeth as it shined bright and white like a flourescent bulb, all thanks to my MYMY herbal tooth paste and she smiled a little then i introduced my self to her before she'll start calling me uncle or brother, so frm there we started chattn and she was trying not 2 be free wth me, but the jokes I was cracking stopped her dead on her tracks on her path to forming for me, so I begged her for her number and she gave me and then I told I'd love to take her out.


Now, the party I attended before meeting this dear lady was all that I expected, chai God bless that gal that danced wth me, as in she really tried and may God bless her generation, initially it was jus me and her dancing and she gave me all her body to press and to hold ,as a matter of fact, I thought dat night will be the moment when my preek will cut finally frm groins, there was a particular track that played and she turned her back towards me and sank in to my chest like I'm a sofa and as soon as her back was touching my chest, my hands curled around her waist like a deadly python constricting it's prey, I cld feel all my blood stream restless like the waters of the bar beach, not to forget the other boiz that were observing me and the gal like they're EFCC, while some boiz stared at me and the gal like the crowd that gathered looking at jesus and the two thieves when they were crucified, there eyes followed the gals breast every angle she danced to, as they stared at her wth the precision of a cobra ready to strike.
Before long, one boy came, after another one came, after another one sef came before long they've gathered round the gal like she's a suspected badoo member about to be lynched in ikorodu, lagos. I was displaced of my space cos the guys came in anticipation to fill the hunger of her body which they felt, and of which I had already had my fill and my preek was already paining me sef cos it has been fully charged since and no pvssy to cool it's radiator, honestly I was using style to wait maybe they'll stop dancing wth her so that I can buy her barbecue and smirnoff ice buh instead more and more guys kept coming so I locked up.


Then on monday night I called the new gal I met on the road and we saw each other sharply and she was in company of a friend of hers, and that her friend sef is fine, jus that there is a sharp contrast between her breast and her yansh, if u look at her breasts they are standing tall,as if they're arrogant trying to pass a message to people who look at at it that there's none like it in all the earth.I jus wished I was her new born baby and let her suckle me for a lactation period of one year and six months, beleive me when I'm done suckn her breast jus check me out' I'll be looking dapper.


But on the flip side her yansh is lowly and humbe like a business in it's beginning stage, as a matter of fact her yansh is not standing,rather it looks like it's dropping like the head of a secondary school student who forgot his lines in a heated debate competition, one might be tempted to think her yansh is the inspiration behind the LG LED flat screen TV, I was wondering where she went when the good lord was sharing yansh for all the gals in heaven before their sojourn into this sinful and wicked world via their mother's womb. Or perhaps cld it be that too many spankings to her back and yansh by teachers at school or her parent at home made her body not to produce the right hormones for encouraging her yansh tissues frm yeilding anything meaningful. Well that is note for another day.


So me and the new in the company of her friend had a hearty chat while they led me to a mini mart like a lamb to the slaughter and I bought some few things for them and then she flashed me when she got home and I called her immediately and she didn't pick, I called again, she didn't pick so I called her again this time, and I decided that I'll swear for her silently under my breath if she doesn't pick up. That th swear will affect her and not only that the swear will make her lost her fone dis week and guess what? she didn't pick so I deleted her number.


Then she called me by the time we agreed to meet yesterday, I recognised her number by the last two digits 4 and 9 so I we met. And she looked beautiful, and then I took her to an eatery and we chatted over ice cream and she told me told of how her boyfriend is not trying at all, buh she doesn't wanna leave him jus yet cos she still loves him very much, buh I have a plan I'll simply manipulate her brain wth words, she'll be mine very soon she can't escape even if she tries to evade me wth 4G speed.

Just as i imagine

This post is as useless as the OP

Divay22:
Lol
Well this Taurus is actually soft hearted, she's only strong when been strong is all there is...
For been inquisitive, I am, but been an introvert has made me feel less concern about things.
I have nothing to lie about my date and month of birth..

I love ur simplicity, so sorry I'm taking time to answer u, today is sunday and so much people there is to barb, If u come in my shop now, u'll think I'm holding a healing crusade,cos of the people, I'm feeling hot even though my Ac is on full blast, I had to run out now to take a bottle of coke in order to get some sugar for energy. I'd love to speak wth u on phone, I'm happy to know you!

cassava man
always slaying dem snails
jonaifame22 i hail u

jonaifame22:
I love ur simplicity, so sorry I'm taking time to answer u, today is sunday and so much people there is to barb, If u come in my shop now, u'll think I'm holding a healing crusade,cos of the people, I'm feeling hot even though my Ac is on full blast, I had to run out now to take a bottle of coke in order to get some sugar for energy. I'd love to speak wth u on phone, I'm happy to know you!

leave that girl alone...

lefulefu:
cassava man always slaying dem snails jonaifame22 i hail u

lef man My oga! Ur boy is loyal!

jonaifame22:
lef man
My oga!
Ur boy is loyal!

keep up with d good work .

jonaifame22:
I love ur simplicity, so sorry I'm taking time to answer u, today is sunday and so much people there is to barb, If u come in my shop now, u'll think I'm holding a healing crusade,cos of the people, I'm feeling hot even though my Ac is on full blast, I had to run out now to take a bottle of coke in order to get some sugar for energy. I'd love to speak wth u on phone, I'm happy to know you!

Hahahaha
Sorry i couldn't reply on time

Divay22:
Hahahaha Sorry i couldn't reply on time

yeah yeah, I understand, payback shey?