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Victornezzar:
premier league go soon start
wan port go sports section

no be lie o


you're a fan of which team sef

thepussyhunter:
no be lie o


you're a fan of which team sef

Glory Glory Utd

Victornezzar:
Glory Glory Utd

na wah for una o...............

Do make you come join the greatest premiere league club ever and the team wey get this season league










LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!

adajoe555:
Toastedbread lemme toast you ni

like your name remove the bread

oya begin let's see how good you are.

thepussyhunter:
na wah for una o...............

Do make you come join the greatest premiere league club ever and the team wey get this season league










LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!

dat ancient of days club

Victornezzar:
dat ancient of days club

lol......that ancient just weak me

we are going back to our glory days starting from this season.................

E go be like film to all other premiere league clubs

anyways later things.....make i face work now

thepussyhunter:
lol......that ancient just weak me

we are going back to our glory days starting from this season.................

E go be like film to all other premiere league clubs

anyways later things.....make i face work now

later boss

toastedbread:
oya begin let's see how good you are.

Hello my name is Ada
I'm from Rivers state

so what's your name?

thepussyhunter lefulefu victornezzar make una weldon oh..


Keep derailing oh

adajoe555:
Hello my name is Ada
I'm from Rivers state

so what's your name?

shior

this is old school line nah..
Just go straight to the point, no dulling...

slimthugchimee2:
Benita who did this to you

Lol, you went on exile?.

Benita27:
Lol, you went on exile?.

Haha noo, just that I have been using my main acct mostly in politics section

optional1:
thepussy.hunter lefu.lefu victornez.zar make una weldon oh..



Keep derailing oh

srry o

optional1:
Let’s get this fact straight for starters, the
Nigerian society doesn’t favour a girl to be so bold as to ask a guy out (toast a guy). Thus, we ladies must take extra precautions before
embarking on this near deadly mission.

Below are some rules to follow when you want to toast a Nigerian guy as written by Nkechi Bianze.



1. Relationship status:
You must make efforts to check that the coast is clear. Make sure sey you nor go toast person husband or boyfriend. Besides the fact that the responsible men in this category will always give a heart-punching no for an answer; girls are not smiling. Acid and hot water baths are real. Some people will go any length to protect their territories.

2. Mentality:
For me, this is the most important. You see, the worst thing about taking the bold step to toast a Nigerian guy isn’t getting a no for an answer, but the attitude of response and the latter effect. I would consider myself lucky in this case because my brain is in a very good collaborative relationship with heart, when it
comes to romantic affairs. My brain assesses the individual first, then it gives a go ahead to the heart to do as it wishes.

These are the questions to ask…. How does he think, or what is his thought process? Does he belong to the 16th, 18th, 19th or 21st century? Does he align with the
school of thought that a woman is like an
ornament who should wait for the highest
bidder? What does he think about a girl asking a guy out? These are some of the things you should find out before making a bold step. For what shall it profit a girl to gather all the liver to toast a guy, only to get ridiculed, considered cheap, loose and all sorts?


3. Go straight to the point:
Whatever option you decide, don’t say long
stories, a sentence or two should do. When you toast a Nigerian guy, make it succinct and go straight to the point. After you must have let it out, let him know you expect a response. Like,“what do you think? Can we do this?”. If he thinks you are joking, or not taking your request seriously, sound it again, look him in the eyes and tell him that you are serious about what you said.

Don’t push him for answers, let him go at his pace. Remind him after a couple of days, if he
still gives you no answer, then my dear….
silence in this case most likely means no. A guy who is game would usually respond to you in 48hours or less.


4. What if he says yes, did he say yes for real? This is where your smartness, the ability to
detect behavioral code, and the spirit of
discernment is needed. From my roughly
estimated statistics, 1 in 2 of Nigerian men who say yes to women who ask them out do so for very selfish reasons, or just to ridicule the girl. Most girls should be able to detect this if they pay attention to some tiny and “irrelevant” details. When you toast a Nigerian guy, you must tell yourself some home truths, listen to your instinct, and don’t let the excitement of getting a yes for an answer cloud your senses. The signs are always there. If you think the “yes” is for real, by all means flex away. But if you think it’s not for real, withdraw a little, watch from a distance, then take a walk if you still aren’t convinced…. and if you are a good girl. If you are a baddass girl, take all you can get
from the “relationship”, but make sure you
don’t invest emotions. The sharp girls will turn it to a case of the player becoming the played.

Rejection hurts… and when it comes to
toasting, it hurts girls more due to societal influence. However, it wouldn’t be wise to stop making requests due to the fear of rejection.


5. Be realistic:
Understand that when you toast a Nigerian guy, you may get a no for an answer. And if
and when you do, dust off and move on, then wait for the next cute guy to come your way, and start the process all over again. Continue till you catch the big fish or the big fish catches you. While at these, look after yourself and look good. Make sure you also have a good brain to accompany the good looks. Most big catches fancy pretty girls with working brains. You can thank me later, or don’t even mention at all.

What are we friends for?




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optional1:
shior

this is old school line nah..
Just go straight to the point, no dulling...

lol

;Dsweetie pie Toastedbread can you be my date *wink*



lol

lefulefu:
srry o

who is sick

optional1:
who is sick

na waoh..
na only wen persin sick dem dey tell am sorry ?

lefulefu:
na waoh.. na only wen persin sick dem dey tell am sorry ?

as a sambisa forest girl.
Over here sorry means you are sick..

optional1:
as a sambisa forest girl.

Over here sorry means you are sick..

adajoe555:
;Dsweetie pie Toastedbread can you be my date *wink*



lol

calendar date?

Caringguy:
I only know how to Toast bread,


Never knew that a Nigeria guy can be Toasted

This made me laugh
Nice one

adajoe555:
Hello my name is Ada
I'm from Rivers state

so what's your name?

i'm Toast, toasted_Bread ( in pierce brosnan's voice). i'm from the north...

toastedbread:
calendar date?

Yes so you be keeping my appointments ni

toastedbread:
i'm Toast, toasted_Bread ( in pierce brosnan's voice). i'm from the north...

ok which state in the north

adajoe555:
Yes so you be keeping my appointments ni

no problem. all dates will be kept. also include the dates when the red starts and end.

adajoe555:
ok which state in the north

Borno state.

toastedbread:
no problem. all dates will be kept. also include the dates when the red starts and end.

what's red?

toastedbread:
Borno state.

kikikiki

adajoe555:
what's red?

red liquid. like palm oil, carlo rosie, zobo.

toastedbread:
red liquid. like palm oil, carlo rosie, zobo.

OK

Benita27:
Lol, go and read "Why Men Love Bìtches" by Sherry Argov. She's a foreigner and I bet you'll learn from it that it has nothing to do with Nigerian society.

You're probably still a learner.

Sherry argov is just a bitter, deluded and rejected old bitch