newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.


See Me see missed calls.

Wicked you are...

donproject:

Never, like I told you, I can't... please honour my that little request

That will mean I have conceded, a technical victory on your part

MissRaine69:

That will mean I have conceded, a technical victory on your part

I'm still imagining how difficult a person you will be, the way you text speaks so much of you

you remind me of one of my lecturers, she is so smart, intelligent, outspoken...

believe me Miss, I'm not playing a fast game.
please, honour the little demand

donproject:

I'm still imagining how difficult a person you will be, the way you text speaks so much of you

you remind me of one of my lecturers, she is so smart, intelligent, outspoken...

believe me Miss, I'm not playing a fast game.
please, honour the little demand

Of you having the last word?

MissRaine69:
Of you having the last word?

don't get that.... what if i concede?

donproject:

don't get that.... what if i concede?

You want me to let you have the last say this is correct?

MissRaine69:
You want me to let you have the last say this is correct?

technically, telling you will stop responding?
okie, no...

donproject:

technically, telling you will stop responding?

okie, no...

If it means that much
I will stop responding.

MissRaine69:
If it means that much I will stop responding.

don't go then Miss Tenacity

chukagates:
hehe see human being rich lady wey sabi beg money no fear ur handout is coming ur monthly 6500# dey show mumu ode

See how you just showed the world exactly how frustrated you are. Don't go and hustle like your mates. Keep looking for free sex from 'slayqueens'! Instead of channeling the energy to making money like successful people. Bahhhaaaaaa kids of nowadays!!smh. Done with you kid,go and find your mates.

Yuji:

See how you just showed the world exactly how frustrated you are. Don't go and hustle like your mates. Keep looking for free sex from 'slayqueens'! Instead of channeling the energy to making money like successful people. Bahhhaaaaaa kids of nowadays!!smh. Done with you kid,go and find your mates.

mumu free sex from ur likes?? bitch ur dry.... so u get paid for sex ba?? anyway thats ur own way of paying tax..but bitch pple like me dont do ur kinds ...ur kinds are for my dogs...

rosalieene:


OP you are a big fool.


because of 3,000 you just stupidly embarrassed yourself on nairaland.
you need brain resetting slap.

you want to straff because of 3,000 on top meat and drinks when you invited her over, shame on you.

In other parts of the world it doesn't cost more than a cup of coffee to go on a date, and each person pays for his/her own coffee.
Nigerian men should stop expensive first dates, it's becoming so embarrassing when my foreign friends say Nigerian men don't have game but play money game.

If you invite her on a date, you could pay for two cups of milk shakes, and maybe go take a walk on the beach. Stop acting all needy and thirsty, you are not corrupt politicians. If she starts acting up because of the cheap date, be bold to tell her that "bae I'm going through restructuring and I'm a new Naija guy" and if you are looking for some guys to throw money around then I suggest you move it ahead.

I believe if 50% of us Nigerian men stick to this, then dating will become more fun and exciting. It's a date for God's sake and not a shopping spree.

chukagates:
mumu free sex from ur likes?? bitch ur dry.... so u get paid for sex ba?? anyway thats ur own way of paying tax..but bitch pple like me dont do ur kinds ...ur kinds are for my dogs...

Yes just like your mother and sisters taught me the olosho business. It runs in your family so you should know better. Useless bastard who doesn't even know his father. Educated illiterate who can't compose simple grammar. What a waste!

OceanmorganTrix:


e pain dem well, dz op mehn z a badt guy, buhaaahaaaaaaaaaa



thumps up 4 u ma nigga

Guy all these broke girls dey vex me. If you don't have money no wahala but no open bank ontop my head

DanXplore:


u wicked pass bokoharam aswear

We gat teach some girls lesson

Yuji:

Yes just like your mother and sisters taught me the olosho business. It runs in your family so you should know better. Useless bastard who doesn't even know his father. Educated illiterate who can't compose simple grammar. What a waste!

fool ur lucky i got banned though..to think that u would still be a mother and already a sister..any way what should be expected from an untrained idiotic riff raff whose brain sef might have been used for ritual

chukagates:
fool ur lucky i got banned though..to think that u would still be a mother and already a sister..any way what should be expected from an untrained idiotic riff raff whose brain sef might have been used for ritual

Get ready to be banned again bastard. To think an idiot like you even has women as a mother and sisters and still attack women is sickening. I pray same thing you do to other females happen to them. Do you even know who your father is? Rabid dog.

Yuji:

Get ready to be banned again bastard. To think an idiot like you even has women as a mother and sisters and still attack women is sickening. I pray same thing you do to other females happen to them. Do you even know who your father is? Rabid dog.

scumbag cry me river when i see a evil female devil i trash them out mother or no mother sister or no sister even if they behave like a brainless idiot like your let em be trashed also by other pple?? it is better not to even know a father than to meet the foolish mad monkey who raised you and was proudly called " father" by a personified disgrace like you anu mpam

chukagates:
scumbag cry me river when i see a evil female devil i trash them out mother or no mother sister or no sister even if they behave like a brainless idiot like your let em be trashed also by other pple?? it is better not to even know a father than to meet the foolish mad monkey who raised you and was proudly called " father" by a personified disgrace like you anu mpam

Sorry oh! I know you can rape and have sex with your own female relatives because you are already cursed by the devil himself. Do I look like the girl who cheated on you or broke your heart? That is if you even have any. Just go and pour your frustrations on her. You are obviously raving lunatic anyways. Maybe you can just kill yourself and end it all.

Yuji:

Sorry oh! I know you can rape and have sex with your own female relatives because you are already cursed by the devil himself. Do I look like the girl who cheated on you or broke your heart? That is if you even have any. Just go and pour your frustrations on her. You are obviously raving lunatic anyways. Maybe you can just kill yourself and end it all.

yes if i rape them e concern you?? you are cursed by both hades and abyss at the same time ..a bitch break my heart?? thats an old line make this interesting dont dissappoint me....see female monkey idiot atleast you knw wetin be "lunatic"

Caringguy:
Op you fccked up sha

It's normal to spend for a lady na..

If i tell you how much i spend for my current bae before she finally becomes mine ehn, you go bow

how did she become yours, what was she telling your before finally accepting you?

chukagates:
yes if i rape them e concern you?? you are cursed by both hades and abyss at the same time ..a bitch break my heart?? thats an old line make this interesting dont dissappoint me....see female monkey idiot atleast you knw wetin be "lunatic"

If I trace your IP address and have you arrested and jailed,you will start asking what you have done. Don't forget a law has been passed for this. You have no idea who is online. Some of you are just scapegoats waiting to be used as example.
Just go and die,you are a ghost now. You just sound so worthless and hopeless. Even your own family has rejected you. Bastard.

Op I dey feel you joh..gbayii

Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

Emm i no support d guy o but howmuch u don spend on a guy? Huh

Japa naso my brother slay queen mama chop and go but bros u too no get work o