makydebbie:
No be ukwu you want?

You must have crush oo.

dacovajnr:
Oshey baddest!!! Fire on..Coachitto SINZ, what do you think about this

dacovajnr:
Oshey baddest!!! Fire on..Coachitto SINZ, what do you think about this

wristbangle:

SINZ:


*Clears throat*

I think his message was clear as crystal; he just wants some booty.

Now, when you're wooing an S.U broad like Optional1, you have to be cautious of your choice of words. Conservative chics like her may see every little complement as an invitation to fornicate, so please, he may have to tone down on the sexual innuendos and turn-up romantic gentleman in him. Now instead of talking about prospects of having steamy sex with her, he could simply point out the fact that he wants her to have his babies. Now, that's a more responsible - Christian way of saying "I want to **** you till your legs turn wobbly" without actually saying it.

He should also work on drapery. Fine-tune his words with a little bit of poetry here and there.

Overall.... I'll pretend like I didn't see those blunders and give him a 5/10. He did well.

iamharkinwaley:


Yeah Sure awesome, Arsenal winning tonight made it Super Awesome, Did you watch ? I always like it when ladies got interest and passion for football.

How about you?

Guess you had a great day.

makydebbie:
Okay guys! We've beautiful ladies here, I'm sure you know that.

So here are some of our beautiful ladies. Pls, don't be late before another person gets to woo your crush!

https://www.nairaland.com/MzLarem


https://www.nairaland.com/Qhutetomsel

https://www.nairaland.com/laveda

https://www.nairaland.com/mimzyy

https://www.nairaland.com/rosieluv

https://www.nairaland.com/Girl360

https://www.nairaland.com/lawlahdey

https://www.nairaland.com/safarigirl

https://www.nairaland.com/Optional1

Guys what are you waiting for?

optional1:

that is why he suppose to be god-father and not sugar daddy..

optional1:



assnal won
not an assnal fan so i didn't follow up..



My day was great thank you..

thepussyhunter:


oh lawd of boobz!!!!
see rhema on woo528 o
i no go gree make you contest o
the other poor contestants wont stand a chance

wristbangle:

rawpadgin:
are these the best u could come up with?

please, link a brother up with a beautiful & mature looking lady..... not all these that look like what u give to ur kids wen u tell them grandma died

SINZ:



I no dey contest seff.

SINZ:


So you'd rather father-zone the guy than love him

thepussyhunter:


yeah

heard se.un didnt allow you contest dis year cos of you've been winning back to back


anyways i want to hire you to coach me......................

stanfford:
I do love to woo mimzzy whole heartedly.....

stanfford:
I do love to woo mimzzy whole heartedly.....

optional1:



lolz
god-father-zone oh..




I already got a father but not father-zone oh.

ritababe:


you are wicked.

rawpadgin:
are these the best u could come up with?

please, link a brother up with a beautiful & mature looking lady..... not all these that look like what u give to ur kids wen u tell them grandma died

iamharkinwaley:

Uwc ma lady
So what Club did u belong to?
Let me guess Man.United Am I right or left

SINZ:


*Clears throat*

I think his message was clear as crystal; he just wants some booty.

Now, when you're wooing an S.U broad like Optional1, you have to be cautious of your choice of words. Conservative chics like her may see every little complement as an invitation to fornicate, so please, he may have to tone down on the sexual innuendos and turn-up romantic gentleman in him. Now instead of talking about prospects of having steamy sex with her, he could simply point out the fact that he wants her to have his babies. Now, that's a more responsible - Christian way of saying "I want to **** you till your legs turn wobbly" without actually saying it.

He should also work on drapery. Fine-tune his words with a little bit of poetry here and there.

Overall.... I'll pretend like I didn't see those blunders and give him a 5/10. He did well.

SINZ:



See whinning

How can I coach you when I haven't wooed any girl on NL?

TrapHedges:

lol legit.... Tf did vard¥ say to d camera... Looks like "fuck_ ur £50m striker lols

thepussyhunter:



oga i already know of ur powers and wooing prowess so no need to form humility for me

besides did you have woo optional before you knew what she'd like and what she wouldnt like huh.,.............you analysed and corrected sunshine like a pro



do this thing for me na so i can win abeg

besides i 100% sure you know the lady i wanna woo very very well
plus you'll know what she likes

SINZ:



Jakandeola left this romance room a broken hearted blogger and it's all your fault!

Draei:

Aaaah!

EmyLeo:



#Tf!!!!!...

...BMT..."Bad man thing"...

SINZ:






What's her moniker?

optional1:

lolz

biko i does not doing anythings to anybody oh. Iz does not my fault biko..