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Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 9:36pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
Good evening people of nairaland its your number 14 presenter and less favourite kenyan thepussyhunter here again and live in da ZAP E-NEWS studio with dem news crew.......... we'd be giving you updates on some interesting threads you must have missed during the weekend and we have got a bonus e-news today that'd shock you all with me in da studio too is co-presenter UNCIRCUMCISED-PEN1S and he'll be helping me dish out the hot juicy news accordingly moving on to the HEADLINES 1.) Popular nairaland adonis has been confirmed HIV................ (read on to get full gist ) 2.)update on the just concluded wooing challenge male edition 3.) two famous nairalanders are allerged to be dating offline 4.) notorious pussyhunter "thepussyhuner" releases names and photos of pussies he has hnted here 5.) nairaland welcome another new member 6.) reasons why we must have sex (yep me and you ) 7.) new year resolutions reminder biggest blog awards: what you should do famous nairaland adonis, footballer, singer, rapper, picture freak and billioniare has organised a small party to mark his escape from the deadly virus HIV after fvcking 24 oloshos, 12 runz girls, 6 ashawos, 5 allerged girlfriends (each no last 2 weeks), 8 widows and 35 slayqueens the nairaland mini-god was scared that he must have been affected by the deadly virus he decided to go for his yearly check up and fortunately for him and unfortunately for his haterz and village witches the result came out negative he is currently throwing the small party at a thread somewhere well heres the link to the shiiii if you wanna celebrate with him and probably get free drinks https://www.nairaland.com/3992951/toast-hiv-negative-result UNCIRCUMCISED-PEN1S whats your take on this UNCIRCUMCIZED-PEN1S: well i'm happy for the brother (and frankly i'd be running to the thread after the news) and i can imagine how scared he must have been while waiting the results.............its all good though well said man anyways moving on the male edition of the wooing challenge just got concluded. The shiiii hosted by nairaland model naijaboiy and ghanian beauty makydebbie and it turned out to be a success (even if it got a minutscule number of views).......... Audition started a forth night ago and two days later the main event occured where a whole lotta guys came out in mass to woo some ladies after the contest nl's friendliest and greatest writer, cook and model sunshineG came out victorious after wooing the co host maky debbie nl's cutest boss and chairman (altogether) smallville10 also won the heart of the pretty miss laveda with his strong wooing lines to see who else won check out this link https://www.nairaland.com/3986232/wooing-challenge-2017-male-edition now we're down to the bonus juicy news two very very popular romancelanders have been confirmed to be in a romantic relationship with each other technically we wouldnt have given a fvck cos its no business of hours but we are actually giving 4 fvcks (yeah 4 good fvcks we would never get back) cos of the calibre of the two people involved an anonymous caller first called the news crew telling us this but we found it pretty hard to believe till the said romancers confirmed this themselves PS: it is no nairaland dating or shiiii like that.....they are an item in reality you wouldnt believe it but popular nairaland savage lord and plurimi's executioner itsjude aka 4our aka judeefcc etc is inlove and now eventually dating the hotest, sexiest, most beautiful, friendliest and raunchiest nl foreigner and virgin (never been kissed, never been touched, never been sucked, never been eaten, never been pressed, etc) miss trapqueen77 aka iamkashybaby yes people the news is 100% authentic as it was confirmed by the both of them............. Rumours had it that the said lady and super hot model was dating iamsingledad of nl cos of there closeness here but that has been rebuffed and proven to be false we urge you to ask the beautiful couple for more info and please use ur sense when asking questions ............ now that up there is juicy news (we get all news first hand before any does ) anyways moving on, NEWBIE ALERT: another beatiful lady who sources suspect to be another slayqueen has successfully joined nl today and she registered her presence with her first ever thread here.........the news crew picked up the news cos we believe she is pretty and is no jessicaseth or bobrisky so guys its safe to put on ur wooing shoes and go hunt yourself some friendship heres a link to her thread if you wanna see and congratulate/ welcome her.........she goes by the name sydneybrown https://www.nairaland.com/3992173/newbie do stay with us as we go on a small commercial break please 10 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 9:49pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Oyindidi(f): 9:52pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 9:55pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by DarkMagic(m): 10:00pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:00pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:01pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:04pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
Oyindidi:it is great entertainment sis The bro doing his best to entertain us on nairaland |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Young03(m): 10:05pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Homeboiy: 10:06pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:07pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Oyindidi(f): 10:07pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
sunshineG:Him no even shout hallelujah with me. I dey vex for him |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:10pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
Oyindidi:o yeah Cc thepussyhunter You missed oyindi's story |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:10pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
welcome back! back to the news infamous nairaland pussy hunter the pussyhunter and released a crazy list of pussies he has hunted down for the last 6 months quick, check and see if your bae's pussy is there https://www.nairaland.com/3982345/list-pics-pussies-ive-hunted most poplar blog on awards: well theres no much news except that y'all should please vote for this lady (a friend of optional1) through this link abeg help vote aminat508 ✔ TO VOTE AMILOADED.COM AS THE MOST POPULAR BLOG SITE OF THE YEAR, PLEASE VISIT THIS SITE; http://www.wafricawards.com/p/blog- page_3.html?m=1 moving on reasons for having sex has finally emerged yes!! We will no longer fvck without knowing why we're fvcking as nairaland millioniare and blogger jaksmillioniare has given us the reasons why we all have sex check out this thread if you wanna know why you and we all have sex https://www.nairaland.com/3992337/why-must-sex and lastly on the news, what was you resolution at the start of the year and have you fulfilled and kept to it since or have you forgotten already Well check out this thread to drop urs or and read other people comments https://www.nairaland.com/3992521/actualized-2017-new-year-resolution well thats how we...........wait wait......news reaching us now say beautiful ma'am oyindidi has just mtcheeew-ed at the zap-e news and its crew oh how diabolica PS:network is practically killing me..........and thats why we gat to end the news early....... Annyways good night y'all and chew on that news making the 3rd headline pussyhunter out 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:11pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Oyindidi(f): 10:12pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
we are back people cos we failed to relay a very important news and we still cant fvcking believe how the hell we missed it........... We all (yes i said all cos if you aiint among then you're M0R0N and thunder must fire you) are very very very thankful to God for doing a wonderful thing in da life of one of our own, our very best, most amiable, caring, our nl counsellor, a gorgeous loving mother and wife the super beautiful (yeah you should see this lady....you'd be smitten i swear) mrs oyindidi......... The good Lord in his infinite mercy showed his hold in her life by helping and saving her and the other people in the same bus with her (they should be thanking her too cos her grace saved them all) from both a car accident and the same time an arm robbery attack.............. Now thats something to be appreciative to God for people and to get the full gist please visit the link below as we no dey talk anythingh again............i'm about go back to the thread to go read in full cos sadly we missed it too https://www.nairaland.com/3986840/god-saved-me-accident-arm and for the record you can witness urself how true our news is look above and see the lovey dovey shiiii going on btw the two nl lovers iamkashybaby's admirers (which includes me ) please stay off the chic as she is already taken and if you do you'd face the wrath of her lover and plurimi excutioner itsjude..... and now we wrap up the news finally while thanking God yet again for ma'am oyindidi's life 3 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:28pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
sunshineG: i swear i cant believe i missed the thread you know i never leave me comfort zone; romance section |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:30pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
Oyindidi: abeg no vex for me o i didnt see the thread at all on a serious note though i really am happy nathing happened o been faced by armed robbers once and i didnt like the experience one bit so i can imagine how it all went down hope you're home with bright now o |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:41pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by MrHistorian: 10:47pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 10:57pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 11:01pm On Aug 16, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by AyamConfidence(m): 1:16am On Aug 17, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 1:31am On Aug 17, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 1:43am On Aug 17, 2017 |
thepussyhunter: This part killed me Nice one pussyhunter 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by jaksmillioniar: 2:56am On Aug 17, 2017 |
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Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 7:53am On Aug 17, 2017 |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 8:20am On Aug 17, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby: lol ok enough the love shiiii you making me jealous |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 8:30am On Aug 17, 2017 |
thepussyhunter: Hahahahah...okies..i dont wanna talk about him anymore 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Nobody: 8:47am On Aug 17, 2017 |
Oyindidi:......... |
Re: Zap weekly e-news: nl's itsjude dating another nairalander plus other news!!! by Oyindidi(f): 8:57am On Aug 17, 2017 |
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