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Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by obidevine(op): 7:51pm On Aug 24, 2017
A South African based newspaper has made a joke about the rodent situation in Aso Rock, Abuja.

Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by BiafranBushBoy:
lol

Buhari said he will lead the war against bokoharam at the forefront , but see him running from rats!!

There are three people who are difficult to convince!!

1) A girl in love

2) A man with cash

3) Buhari supporters!!

Dump, Stupid and above all, easily programmed!!

Oil drop affected prices of goods, but it didn't affect the 2bn naira for Rat renovation!!

Stupid, asshole president Buhari!!
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by Karlman:
BUHARI IS THE PROPER DEFINITION OF DISGRACE!

FORK HIM!

...and fork his gutter water drinking zombies!

...THEY said JONATHAN was clueless, BUT NOW BUHARI IS USELESS! HE CAN NEVER BE REMEMBERED FOR ANYTHING GOOD IN THIS COUNTRY!
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by PEPPERified: 8:00pm On Aug 24, 2017
I thought it wasn't funny, but take a second look.




It is Hilarious!!!
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by DickDastardLION(m): 8:02pm On Aug 24, 2017
grin cheesy
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by LUGBE: 8:18pm On Aug 24, 2017
grin

Buhari is embarrassing us shocked
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by obidevine(op): 8:23pm On Aug 24, 2017
Follow the writer on twitter here : Aislinn Laing
@Simmoa
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by EKITI001: 8:29pm On Aug 24, 2017
Lol
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by obidevine(op): 8:34pm On Aug 24, 2017
More about the writer : AISLINN LAING

Aislinn Laing
Aislinn Laing (formerly Simpson) is the Africa Correspondent for the Telegraph titles, based in Johannesburg. She was previously Southern Africa Correspondent and before that, a defence correspondent and general news reporter based in London.
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by oloriooko(m): 8:34pm On Aug 24, 2017
Embarrassingly hilarious grin
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by dollytino4real(f): 8:57pm On Aug 24, 2017
these rats have gene of crime in them and they are fantalogically corrupt
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by Nobody: 10:21pm On Aug 24, 2017
We are the laughing stock of the world
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by mecuzee(m): 10:22pm On Aug 24, 2017
Management tip!

Procure quality day old chicks!

Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by LesbianBoy(m): 10:22pm On Aug 24, 2017
Buhari is mad - Tinubu
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by Sochimaobim(m): 10:22pm On Aug 24, 2017
This is becoming really embarrassing. I ve n'er felt this ashamed being a Nigerian
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by 01mcfadden(m): 10:22pm On Aug 24, 2017
We are better off that way
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by obiZEAL(m):
So sad!
I feel so bad now, to think that I was part of those that canvassed vote for this government.
I'm filled with regret... This will go down as one of the biggest mistake in my life.
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by LesbianBoy(m): 10:23pm On Aug 24, 2017
The article was written by an ipob - zombies angry
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by soberdrunk(m): 10:23pm On Aug 24, 2017
What rubbish!!! The South African ambassador to Nigeria must be summoned! Seems South Africans want to bite the hand that feeds them........ angry
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by malakus(m): 10:23pm On Aug 24, 2017
Hmm my dear country
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by Nobody: 10:23pm On Aug 24, 2017
embarassed

Nigeria, the world's laughing stock
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by Icon79(m): 10:24pm On Aug 24, 2017
Seriously, Buhari needs to resign now! He lacks the capability to continue to serve as the President.


I have been a very big PMB supporter but, now, I think that he's simply too sick to continue in the office.


O pari
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by ctex4real(m): 10:24pm On Aug 24, 2017
Hmm

Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by babyfaceafrica: 10:24pm On Aug 24, 2017
So what should we do?
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by AmaechiLinus(m): 10:24pm On Aug 24, 2017
What a decayed government!
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by fratermathy(m): 10:24pm On Aug 24, 2017
Buhari has become a laughing stock.. What a shame!
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by Saheed9: 10:26pm On Aug 24, 2017
soberdrunk:
What rubbish!!! The South African ambassador to Nigeria must be summoned! Seems South Africans want to bite the hand that feeds them........ angry
feed who?
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by benuejosh: 10:26pm On Aug 24, 2017
The haters of Buhari will are now happy
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by Bede2u(m): 10:26pm On Aug 24, 2017
Its not beyond the realm of possibilities that one or two yoruba people will come on this thread to defend the president and wave this off as 'ipod' handiwork... we are slowly losing our sense of reasoning because of hardcore bigotry. I voted Buhari in 2015 but I now see the man was a wrong choice and i am leading a campaign against him. All well meaning yorubas who voted this mistake should also lead a massive online campaign against him. The time is now
Re: Rats Ate My Office, Says Absent Leader - South African Newspaper On Aso Rock Rat by baralatie(m): 10:27pm On Aug 24, 2017
south Africa of all places
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