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Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 7:57am On May 08, 2017

There would be public holidays every two days in a week for "world wide international Bleep day"

steady Bleep

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 8:03am On May 08, 2017

kolaranking1:
This geh can tease men like....Tell me, Is it your hobby?

Teasing? I am not teasing him ooo

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Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 8:39am On May 08, 2017

If dicks only worked twice a week, the planet would be extinct by now, atleast as a result of poverty.

Man goes out to hustle everyday because of his dick. Men invented machines, built business empires, created dynasties, defied several laws of nature just to feed the dick.

I have to say that little man down there is the most underestimated motivator known to mankind.

And i pity those pretenders that claims the world would be a better place without it. That is a bald face lie and for dat i will never trust any of you.

Quote me and have slight headache dis evening.

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 8:50am On May 08, 2017

AggressiveFucker:
There would be public holidays every two days in a week for "world wide international Bleep day"

steady Bleep

lol... Your moniker though. I can tell that that day u go enter 'man on fire' mood

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Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by midehi2(f): 9:52am On May 08, 2017

redbeans:
Rosieluv megareal carolyner shawtysofyne amarabae 1bkhaye dacblogger safiaa tiny23 midehi2 and all lovers of 'dick' or less molestation, sweet thread don land

i cant comprehend what you wrote now sef cos hangover still dey do me strong thing, but why, e go bad oo, chai

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 11:56am On May 08, 2017

midehi2:

i cant comprehend what you wrote now sef cos hangover still dey do me strong thing, but why, e go bad oo, chai

udonminit. I guess ur guy has really left his signature on ur kudusi 4 u to protest this idea. All the same, enjoy! Only thru front door sha o[no backie] cheesy

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by midehi2(f): 12:01pm On May 08, 2017

redbeans:
udonminit. I guess ur guy has really left his signature on ur kudusi 4 u to protest this idea. All the same, enjoy! Only thru front door sha o[no backie]

only front ke, dont you think thru back is ussshhhh! cheesy

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 12:12pm On May 08, 2017

midehi2:

only front ke, dont you think thru back is ussshhhh!

hahaha.. Enjoyment. Sorftwerk and trapqueen77 favourite. Mehn... I will continuously kick against back door policy. But I nor lie, if a girl do 'on your mark' set Ikebe for me, I go forget principles chop am o. In shaggy's voice - strength of a woman! sad

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Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by midehi2(f): 12:35pm On May 08, 2017

redbeans:
hahaha.. Enjoyment. Sorftwerk and trapqueen77 favourite. Mehn... I will continuously kick against back door policy. But I nor lie, if a girl do 'on your mark' set Ikebe for me, I go forget principles chop am o. In shaggy's voice - strength of a woman!

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Freeman50(m): 3:09pm On May 08, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Hahahhahaha...i cant stop laughing

May i ask u Mr. REDBEAN, is ur meat working everyday? too much of everything is not healthy as well oo..i wud prefer once a wk, juz to keep the ignition goin

I like necking n petting too..

Haaaaa sweerie, have noticed that sweet topics of this nature entices you very much.

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 3:11pm On May 08, 2017

Freeman50:
Haaaaa sweerie, have noticed that sweet topics of this nature entices you very much.

Eehhn..

This one no be rocket science grin

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 8:15am On May 09, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Teasing? I am not teasing him ooo

she's being real. Just like the kachibarbie i know

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 8:42am On May 09, 2017

redbeans:
she's being real. Just like the kachibarbie i know

Who is she? grin

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Freeman50(m): 12:25pm On May 09, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Eehhn..

This one no be rocket science

Did I hear you say Rocket science?....that's if that word exists. Just admit it okay?

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 9:37am On May 22, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Who is she?

she's a lot like you

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 11:56am On May 22, 2017

SorftWerk:
It would have been better... Cos right now it's not controllable for me.

Sometimes I wish we never had dicks until we are officially married and ladies without pussies until marriage... It would have been just perfect.

Lol

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 12:12pm On May 22, 2017

mhizesther:

Lol

what do u think?

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 10:46am On May 23, 2017

mhizesther:

Lol

weh.done.mah.

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 11:12am On May 24, 2017

redbeans:
weh.done.mah.

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 11:14am On May 24, 2017

SorftWerk:
what do u think?

I concur

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Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 1:52pm On May 24, 2017

Divay22:

I see you
But the thread is beautiful though
One just get to be nawti once once

Hope you're good?

sister.... U r nt regular as b4 again. Matter arising wink

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jun 27, 2017

Divay22:
Yeah I'm okay.... I miss you

14 years, plus one year housemanship (15)

.
In btw.. It's been a while. Hope you're good?

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jun 27, 2017

Nomfanelo99:

.

heloooo from the other side!

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nomfanelo99(f): 12:48pm On Jun 27, 2017

redbeans:
heloooo from the other side!

Hey. How are you?

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 12:51pm On Jun 27, 2017

Nomfanelo99:

Hey. How are you?

feeling fly with the attention right now. Thought of you while basking in the moment hence the shout out wink

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nomfanelo99(f): 12:53pm On Jun 27, 2017

redbeans:
feeling fly with the attention right now. Thought of you while basking in the moment hence the shout out

Lol good for you . enjoy the rest of your day

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Divay22(f): 9:23pm On Jun 27, 2017

redbeans:
14 years, plus one year housemanship (15) .

In btw.. It's been a while. Hope you're good?

Lol...nah 5 years housemanship will do..

I'm okay and you .

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jun 27, 2017

Divay22:
Lol...nah 5 years housemanship will do..
I'm okay and you .

alive.. So you code?? grin

.
In btw... I read your diary tongue

how is school?

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Divay22(f): 9:28pm On Jun 27, 2017

redbeans:
alive.. So you code?? .

In btw... I read your diary how is school?

School is fine and yours?....
For my Diary have gat a lot to talk about.

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Divay22(f): 9:32pm On Jun 27, 2017

This place looks so cool...
Alright I miss ya all here...I really can't wait to get my stuff down and come jump,rant and shout with ya all...

We'll talk when I'm finally back....

[/b]DIVAY WAS HERE[b]

Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jun 27, 2017

Divay22:
School is fine and yours?.... For my Diary have gat a lot to talk about.

done. Diary tire me update o.
Kpele, onto school things. The lord is ur strength.

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Re: What If Our Joysticks Only Worked At Certain Periods Of The Month? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Aug 26, 2017

Nomfanelo99:

Lol good for you . enjoy the rest of your day

my soweto baby

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